Candice Swanepoel has released a line of denim that I think she may or may not be the designer for….something that requires very little effort because the design intern who actually went to fashion school does all the work…Candice just has to try them on, endorse them, think she gave the OK on the design, and feel like she got a validated career, other than just being a set of tits in panties for an Evil Corporation, not nearly as evil as the Whites in South Africa she belongs to! Side note, I like her narcissistic t-shirt…it’s very now…since everyone loves their vapid little selves thanks to social media.
I’ve never heard of Genevieve Rokero but she’s a model being shot for a photographer named Jeffrey Chan and she’s pretty fucking lovely…but I could just be saying that because she’s in Lingerie…and because she reminds me of a skinny Kate Upton, something that I am sure Kate Upton probably tries to remember, unless of course she’s one of those delusional fat girls, thanks to all the attention she gets, who doesn’t think she’s fat, but who instead embraces her body like it was an Extra Large pizza, because it’s what god gave her, as the media is trying to project on fat people, so that they eat more…the economy depends on empty calories.. Not that this has anything to do with Genevieve Rokero ….but these pics do… [galllery]
Nicki Minaj is a phoney. Everything about her is a fucking lie. But there’s something magical about staring at her clown ass, even knowing it is fake, now that she’s become a video vixen booty model, female rapper, Lil Kim of the now…when she started out as a fat circus performer imitating Lady Gaga for the black market, you know because when you watch the curve of hr career, you really grasp how much of a puppet she is…and luckily for me, she the kind of puppet you’d want to fuck, which in your case is all puppets, since they are the only things that don’t say no to you… This is from her Instagram…
2 Chainz May Run For Mayor Of College Park Yeah he love them strippers voters! Right on the heels of shutting Nancy Grace down over marijuana policy and stating that he’s love to debate Bill O’Reilly, the rapper formerly known as Titi Boi has announced that he’s looking into running for mayor of his hometown College Park . Via WXIA : Could 2 Chainz be adding the title “mayor” to his resume? According to a recent interview with XXL Magazine, 2 Chainz, whose real name is Tauheed Epps, announced a possible future in running for mayor of his hometown, College Park. With a 4.0 GPA from Alabama State University and proven debating skills after his appearance that sparked media attention two weeks ago on HLN’s “Nancy Grace” in regards to the legalization of marijuana, he has a strong chance of being a future politician. “I’m supposed to be running for mayor in College Park. I got everybody wishing. I’m really gonna do this little mayor thing in College Park,” 2 Chainz told XXL. “I’m just trying to make sure I have the right qualifications.” Even though his supporters are rooting him on, 2 Chainz wants to make sure everything he does is organic and wants to see what the future holds. We’re guessing he’s running on a platform of silky Versace shirts and annual big booty hoes for all! What do you think, Bossip fam? Would he get your vote?
I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.
I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.
Good news, everyone: it looks like Miley Cyrus has officially taken that booty show of hers on tour. Because here she is rocking some kind of spandex jumpsuit in a parking lot in LA and putting on one hell of a show in the process. She even took the time to take a selfie with a fan afterwards and everything. And while that’s nice of her and all, if you ask me, the dude’s missing out. Personally, I would’ve wanted a picture with the other side. Everyone knows that’s her good side. Photos: Fameflynet
Good news, everyone: it looks like Miley Cyrus has officially taken that booty show of hers on tour. Because here she is rocking some kind of spandex jumpsuit in a parking lot in LA and putting on one hell of a show in the process. She even took the time to take a selfie with a fan afterwards and everything. And while that’s nice of her and all, if you ask me, the dude’s missing out. Personally, I would’ve wanted a picture with the other side. Everyone knows that’s her good side. Photos: Fameflynet
Christina Milian may not be as famous as she used to be, or maybe she is… I don’t really follow pop culture unless there’s cleavage actively involved. But either way, I always love seeing new pictures of her, and these shots of Christina putting on a leg show on her way in to film an episode of Watch What Happens Live are definitely doing the trick. It’s why I keep trying to book Christina as a guest for my talk show, but for some reason, I can’t convince her to come to my mom’s basement for a taping. I mean, sure, we haven’t been picked up yet, but what network wouldn’t be interested in Topless Late Night with the Tuna? I’m telling you, I could be the next Letterman. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
OK, so I know that Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly as well-known for her booty as her fat-assed sister, but forget Kim . I’ll take Kendall in tight jeans over that chunky porn star any day. But you know, I think Kendall’s booty could be huge if she would just take me up on my three-step PR plan. See, first we put out some bikini selfies, then some lingerie selfies, and then finally, I get to put my filthy mitts all over it. That last step may not help her image, but it’ll do wonders for the Little Tuna. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
