I know Jessica Alba ‘s in the middle of a serious hotness comeback right now, but I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting a little more from these shots of her in next month’s British GQ . I mean, don’t get me wrong, judging from the action in my pants, these still get the Little Tuna seal of approval. But if you’re going to have Jessica do a summer-themed beach shoot, you should at least get her to recreate her famous pose , right? Just because it’s the most obvious idea doesn’t mean it’s a bad one.
Good news, everybody: it looks like Audrina Patridge finally got a job! And even better, it’s as a professional lingerie model. I know other people like to make fun of Audrina, but I always knew that if she just kept working hard and showing up to every D-list event with a red carpet that eventually she’d find a gig that would allow her to make the most of her talents. And judging from these booty shots, this one definitely qualifies. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos
Here’s Arianny Celeste continuing to prove why she’s my all-time favorite ring girl in the latest issue of Fitness Girls Magazine thanks to yet another epic bikini shoot. And if like me, you can’t get enough of Arianny, you can read the interview here too. You know, once you’re done drooling over these pictures and regain the ability to read again, of course. Take your time. I wouldn’t want you guys to hurt yourselves. » view all 15 photos
Remember how I said Jennifer Lopez had been putting on some pretty great booty shows lately? Well, I think this latest one just might be her best yet. Yeah, I know she’s not twerking on stage somewhere or wearing another tight dress , but when you’ve got a booty as nice as J-Lo’s, you don’t really need to dress it up too much. Sometimes there’s just nothing like a hottie in a pair of tight jeans. Especially when the paps get out their zoom lenses and give us money shots like this. So enjoy, because if it gets much better than this, I can’t wait to see it. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
It was a sad night last night, as one of the most skinsational shows in the history of television, Californication , bid farewell once and for all. Thankfully it went out on a high note, and a number of other shows look to be carrying the skin torch! On last night’s Californication series finale, Hank went to visit Krull only to find him banging Diana Terranova , giving us some nice looks at her huge hooters! Billie Piper went full-on full-frontal in last night’s episode of Penny Dreadful , though it’s a sad scene since she’s finally succumbed to her illness. However, this does seem like the kind of world where people won’t stay dead for long… Power just keeps on powering out nude scenes over on Starz! Naturi Naughton bared her bangin’ backside, and the “girl on the subway” from 2011’s Hall of Fame flick Shame , Lucy Walters , also bared her sensational sweater pups during a marathon sex session! Over on TNT, Murder in the First continues to be the most ass-tastic new show, once more bringing the booty train into the station. This week’s seat meat belongs to Bess Rous and it is spectacular! Finally on SyFy’s new series Dominion , Roxanne McKee also revealed her rump as she gets it on with an archangel or something. Who knows? There’s too many series to keep straight at this point, but we’re certainly not confused by how great her glutes are!
See, for anybody out there wondering, this is why I love hot nobodies so much. Because not only do they do “yoga” workouts in the park in bikinis, but they also make sure to invite the paparazzi along to capture every glorious, booty-filled minute of it. So here’s Lisa Opie , who I’m pretty sure is some kind of busty model/former pageant winner, but if she keeps this routine up for much longer, she’ll be able to add “the Tuna’s new favorite workout hottie” to that resume of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet
See, for anybody out there wondering, this is why I love hot nobodies so much. Because not only do they do “yoga” workouts in the park in bikinis, but they also make sure to invite the paparazzi along to capture every glorious, booty-filled minute of it. So here’s Lisa Opie , who I’m pretty sure is some kind of busty model/former pageant winner, but if she keeps this routine up for much longer, she’ll be able to add “the Tuna’s new favorite workout hottie” to that resume of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet
It seems crazy considering what an instant pants fire she is, but I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on super-hot model Chanel Iman before this. So first of all, I want to officially apologize to my readers for depriving you of this sexy supermodel action all these years and second, I want to make it up to both you and Chanel with these shots of her and her perfect bikini body at the beach. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet
I can’t figure out why I’ve never heard of this Edyta Zajac hottie before, because judging from these pictures at least, she’s got to be one of the hottest no-name models I’ve featured on the site in months. According to my research, Edyta’s from Poland, which means I can’t understand a single other thing that’s been written about her online, but if I had to guess, I’m pretty sure it translates to something about how she’s always dreamed of moving to America and settling down with a handsome blogger. Then again, that’s always my first guess but I figure one of these days it’s bound to be right. » view all 15 photos
Damn. I can’t remember the last time I saw Charisma Carpenter , but here she is at the 5th annual Thirst Gala looking just as hot as I remembered, which is pretty good for a 43-year-old cougar. So how come we don’t see her around more often? If you ask me, her agent must be dropping the ball, because I’ve got tons of ideas for new TV shows Charisma could star in. Granted, 99 percent of them involve wearing a bikini and hooking up with yours truly (the other 1 percent involves wearing lingerie), but hey, I don’t see too many better offers coming her way right now. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s Melanie Brown aka the hottie formerly known as Scary Spice looking anything but scary on her way into the X Factor auditions in London. I’m assuming she’s one of their new judges this year or something, which I could probably look up if I wasn’t so lazy. Also, if I wasn’t currently busy trying to remember if Melanie’s booty always looked this tasty or if that’s a recent development. I think you’ll all agree that’s a much better use of our time right now. Enjoy. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
