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Y’all Funny, Funny: Black Twitter Changes The Lyrics To These Classic Songs And It’s Hilarious AF 

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Source: Westend61 / Getty The world may not admit it, but you can always count on us young, cool Black folks to come up with a creative way to make even the most serious person laugh out loud. Admit it — Black millennials have turned social media the into a sort of daily family reunion, where we hurl jokes, plan events, help each other out, and speak to issues that affect our community the most. The best part about Black Twitter is that it tends to give you a laugh no matter what circumstances or depressing news has been thrown your way for that day. Even the most darkest days when you feel like you don’t deserve to laugh, you can find a great gem on the right person’s timeline. @Aponchonegro: Black twitter really let ppl in on the inside jokes of the black community. But they will never understand our struggle @Smooth_Orator: Twitter is really big. Like, really big. And segregated like sh**. We joke about Black Twitter and the online community aspect but trust me, it’s “neighborhoods” on this app yeen never seen.” This week, the hilarity ensued with folks taking lyrics from classic songs, and flipping it to mean whatever they want it to mean. Like these gems that Kash Doll shared: Dust yourself off and try his friend or whatever Aaliyah said — Kashdoll Sr. (@kashdoll) May 22, 2019 https://twitter.com/kashdoll/status/1131265149917106176 And this one from @FOHMilton: We fall down, but we re-up.. or whatever Donnie McClurkin said — Murda (@fohmilton) May 22, 2019 How many good lyric changes have you seen? Hit the flip for some of the funniest ones we caught.

Y’all Funny, Funny: Black Twitter Changes The Lyrics To These Classic Songs And It’s Hilarious AF 

Put It In Ya Spout: Malaysian Teen Got Peen Stuck Humping Metal Pipe, Circular Saw Used To Free Him

Source: Jose Fuentes / EyeEm / Getty Malaysian Boy Gets Penis Stuck In Metal Pipe A 16-year-old Malaysian boy had the scare of a lifetime when he couldn’t control his horniness . According to a report in the DailyStar , the boy found a metal pipe protruding from the wall in his home that was the perfect height to get his hump on. The thing is after he got his alloy afternoon delight, he had some trouble pulling his pipe out of the pipe. After trying to free himself, the boy eventually had to call his roommates for help and they laughed, and laughed, and laughed until they eventually called emergency services. Senior Fire Officer Seniman Idris of the Tangkak Fire and Rescue Station said they received an emergency call from the victim’s residence at around 10pm on May 20. He said: “The metal pipe is about six inches in length with a [thickness] of 5 millimetres, and is no longer used. The firemen had to cut the pipe first.” In order to cut the pipe, the fireman had to use a circular saw. Just the thought of it makes us queasy. Once the pipe was removed from the wall the boy was taken to the hospital to get the pipe removed from his mashed up member. SMFH.

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They’re Byyyke: Ahnuld & Linda Hamilton Team Up To Blow Up MORE Evil Machines In “Terminator: Dark Fate” [Video]

Source: Paramount Pictures “Terminator: Dark Fate” Teaser Trailer Ah yes, ANOTHER Terminator movie in a never-ending series of movies where the evil machines WIN EVERY SINGLE TIME. Yea, it’s been a depressing run but at least we’ll see Ahnuld and Linda Hamilton team up for the first since 1992 CLASSIC “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.” “Terminator: Dark Fate” hits theaters November 1, 2019.

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Leaving Streaming in June 2019: Reindeer Games, Interview with the Vampire, Blue Velvet, and More

You’ve got less than 8 days to get through these twenty-plus films leaving the big three streaming services on the final day of May!… read more

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Valenetina Fradegrada Topless of the Day

Valentina Fradegrada is some instagram model dating Alexis Ren’s ex boyfriend Jay Alvarez who made her famous…. I don’t know if you idiots remember when Alexis Ren got famous, it was before her BOLT ONS happened, and it involved her and this rich kid from Hawaii living an “epic” life being the figurehead of a movement called “COUPLEGOALS” which was basically softcore internet porn…naked young bodies oiled up and looking into each other’s eyes with an intensity of Fabio when he was a Romance novel cover boy…. Point being, no one behaved like those pics in epic places, but it was a fantasy for fat white women…and it got the kids rich, and it influenced a lot of copycat slutty travel couples… Jay Alvarez was not necessarily the mastermind of the entire movement, but he definitely was for Alexis Ren and I guess this is his new set of Bolt on Tits…being topless….like she should be…since they are all just a bunch of pervert fucks… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Valenetina Fradegrada Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit of the Day

Strong Man….Muscular….a little too muscular for a 40 year old woman even with a life of dance that would create muscle memory and a high metabolism for the stripper dancing drag queen…..Nicole Scherzinger….is out here in a red bathing suit showing all you fucks….a strong TUCK GAME….cuz there is not way this hard faced / hard body / fake tits wasn’t born with TESTES…..but like all dudes, and trannies….they are doing the whole being a woman thing better than actual women…with bathing suit clickbait for social media for you all to jerk off to like she’s not a dude. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Battle of the Babes: Dakota Johnson VS. Emilia Clarke

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Bow Down To The Bars: Chika Took Her Talents To Jimmy Kimmel Live And Did Some RAPPIN’ Rappin’ About Women’s Rights [Video]

Source: ABC / ABC/Jimmy Kimmel Live Chika Performs Women’s Rights Song On Jimmy Kimmel Live If you haven’t heard of Chika before then, boy, oh boy, do we have a treat for you. If you HAVE heard of Chika but haven’t stopped to listen to her music yet, then shame on you, but this post will fix that. Last night the best viral rapper on the ‘gram took the stage on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and put America on notice that not only is she IMMENSELY talented, but that she plans on using her gift to speak directly to the issue that is currently terrorizing women, abortion bans and civil rights. We highly suggest you press play below to watch her powerful performance. Chika is NO joke. Flip the page to watch Lena Waithe interview her and peep her second performance.

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It’s Live, S#!t Happens: Jamie Foxx Is Pure Comedy As He Breaks 4th Wall Mid-Speech During ‘Jeffersons’ Remake [Video]

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It’s Live, S#!t Happens: Jamie Foxx Is Pure Comedy As He Breaks 4th Wall Mid-Speech During ‘Jeffersons’ Remake [Video]

ANN MARIE: Secret Ft YK Osirus, Losing Friend To Gun Violence, And More

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ANN MARIE: Secret Ft YK Osirus, Losing Friend To Gun Violence, And More

ANN MARIE: Secret Ft YK Osirus, Losing Friend To Gun Violence, And More