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Ashley Green’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone’s freaking out about this Ashley Green bitch, so I figured I’d post these boring pictures of her cleavage in her tank top cuz I know at least one of you weirdos is jerking off to these right now and as much as that depresses me, because you should never be able to get off to anything that isn’t naked, otherwise you are on the verge of and as awkward as it is that I some how managed to get involved in your masturbation even if it is not directly involved in it, it’s more than I want to be…. Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson Is A Work In Progress

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s boring pictures of Jessica Simpson hitting the town in her lame New Kids On The Block t-shirt , I thought she might step it up a little to get noticed. She didn’t, if anything she’s made it worse. Here she is in a Willie Nelson t-shirt and some pants that make her look like a fat chick. Come on. You’re better than this. My readers come here to see hotties like you in tight little outfits with cleavage hanging out not dressed like their chubby girlfriends. You’re making me look bad.

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Ana Beatriz Barros is an Off-Duty Model of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some boring pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model who you are used to seeing half naked in lingerie and bikinis ruining her fucking image by wearing everyday clothes. There should be something in their fucking contracts that when they sign their life away to Victoria’s Secret in exchange for the safe return of their family, that all public appearances are made half naked, cuz seriously, I’m sure she’s hot, but I can’t really make it out because I’m too busy googling pictures of her to bother with the actual pictures of her…I wonder if her boyfriends have the same issue with her, it’s like everytime they try to fuck ends up in a fight cuz her grown over bush and un-made-up face is nothing like the pictures they have framed of her around the room that he is forced to stare at to cum, becuase he knows his pussy has potential, she just needs pounds of make up and 10,000 dollars a day to make it shine. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Whitney Port’s Legs Go On And On And On…

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For some reason today I thought I might like to see some boring pictures of Whitney Port putting one foot in front of another in a pair of sloppy short shorts. Don’t ask me why, maybe I’ve been a bad person and need to punish myself. I actually really like her long legs , but I prefer them in heels and a short skirt, in this outfit they look like they’d have a hard time supporting my weight… What? I like when chicks give me piggy-backs.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house…. For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose… So anyway you dice it, this shit is good. Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Paris Hilton’s Topless Sunbathing of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not allowed to post these pictures of Paris Hilton sunbathing topless and it’s not because of the surgeon general’s warning that the bitch it tainted meat – I don’t know if you have a surgeon general in the USA but he’s the motherfucker who told me cigarettes killed babies and made the packaging way better by putting pictures of dead babies on the shit, but because I don’t have access to the pictures cuz the paparazzi agency who paid her for these don’t like me…and also because I was trying to do everything I could to make her disappear, but unfortunately, she’s much bigger than me but her tits definitely aren’t, and if I stop talking about her, no one else notices, people still care and it’s all because at 19 she had bad sex on camera… So here’s some pics of her sunbathing to carry you into you boring weekend. I’m only posting on the weekend cuz I am so hungover I can’t fucking think straight or muster up the courage to leave my couch….so don’t get used to it guy who is reading this site now cuz you have nothing else to do. Loser. Follow This Link To See The Boring Pictures…. GO

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Rachel Bilson is Fucking Boring of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fuck you Rachel Bilson, for seducing me early on in your career, and giving me hope that you’d be naked in movies, or at least in the party scene, feeding my fantasies at least a little, but instead you just got engaged, got boring and mock me with your conservative outfits, when I know under all that bullshit is a pussy that likes to be ravaged…it’s really insulting that she can live the good life off a cocktease….we need to start a revolt and make the bitch regain our trust to deserve our attention…any more of these boring bullshit pictures and I’m going to be forced to start putting all my energy in ruining this girl. First, I will be applying for a restraining order against her because my sex drive feels threatened by her constant boring pictures and then I am going to start a strongly worded petition that every man who likes fucking pussy will sign because this is seriously a waste of a perfectly good vagina…..and then someone should make her Canadian husband from Star Wars cheat on her so she can move on, the only access I have to him is through his sister who my friend fucked on a carpeted apartment floor in Toronto and humiliated her enough to make her hate both him and me, so we need another insider to start sending whores his way…then we’ll get Bilson back where she belongs, only with more emotional damage, something that always makes a bitch more slutty but until that happens, I hate her… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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