Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….
Why do people like making lifestyle judgments at restaurants so much ??? New Jersey Family Refused To Tip Gay Waitress Via USAToday A family who stiffed a waitress out of a tip on a $100 bill because they didn’t approve of her “lifestyle” may not be welcome back at Gallop Asian Bistro here. A couple dining with their two middle-school-age children Wednesday made their judgment of Dayna Morales, a Marine veteran, simply by looking at her. They let her know what they thought with a scribbled message on their $93.55 check. “I’m sorry but I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle and how you live your life,” the note reads. “The short hair and clothes just gave it away in her eyes,” Morales, 22, said Thursday evening after she had posted a picture of the check and her own fuming rant on a gay-friendly Facebook page called “Have a Gay Day.” Her post went viral on the Internet and was picked up by national websites, including the Huffington Post. She said the response has “put a smile on my face.” Morales said when she introduced herself to the family at the table the woman responded, “Oh, I thought you were gonna say your name is Dan. You surprised us!” Although Dayna was risking her job by posting the check online, her boss has her back… She said her boss isn’t upset with her posting the check — in fact, the family may not be allowed back at the eatery, which opened about four months ago. “We are kind of a big family so they all took it to heart. My manager assured me that if they had seen the check before the family left they would have confronted them,” she said. Anybody bold enough to actually state their bigotry as the reason for not tipping a server deserves to be banned. Image via Courier News
Season two of the Starz series Boss is out on Blu-ray, treating us to T&A from Kathleen Robertson , Hanna Ware , and more. If Boss doesn’t give you a raise, head over Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) for riveting redhead rackage from Amanda Alch . If you have a taste for the bizarre, check out Eva Green breastfeeding a clone of her deceased lover in Womb (2011), or get a freaky flash of funbags from Monique Mercure in Naked Lunch (1991). See pics after the jump!
Season two of the Starz series Boss is out on Blu-ray, treating us to T&A from Kathleen Robertson , Hanna Ware , and more. If Boss doesn’t give you a raise, head over Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) for riveting redhead rackage from Amanda Alch . If you have a taste for the bizarre, check out Eva Green breastfeeding a clone of her deceased lover in Womb (2011), or get a freaky flash of funbags from Monique Mercure in Naked Lunch (1991). See pics after the jump!
‘I can’t really say too much about it, but I definitely have the acting bug,’ the performing-arts high school alum tells MTV News. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Christina Garibaldi
‘I’m playing a bartender who sleeps with her boss. So it’s me, basically,’ she tells MTV News about cameo on ‘One Life To Live.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Lisa Chudnofsky
O.J. Simpson apparently had himself a Super Bowl party this month. In jail. That’s not an easy feat, but neither is killing two people and getting away with it, then ending up behind bars anyway for kidnapping and robbery. Anyway, OJ, who’s serving a 33-year sentence at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, was not about to let that logistical issue get in the way of the big game. His friends crammed in to his 80-square-foot cell to watch, reports say. “If you have the money, you can buy a TV at the inmate store and put it in your cell,” Simpson’s producer friend Norman Pardo said of the former NFL great. Supposedly, Simpson is one of the new inmates with such luxury. “He’s like the Godfather of the prison now,” Pardo added. No word if O.J. bet on the 49ers, with whom he ended his storied career, or if he threatened to murder anyone if they ate the last of the chili and Doritos.
A Seattle barista apparently got fired after starting a blog in which he made snarky comments about his boss and some of the customers he didn’t like. All City Coffee employee Matt Watson was ousted as the author of the blog “Bitter Barista” this week by another coffee site, Sprudge (dot) com. That led his boss to fire him, according to the Seattle Times . In the blog, the 30-year-old wrote that his vocabulary is too complex for his boss to understand, and how he doesn’t give customers what they order. A couple of gems from the Bitter Barista: “If you remind me four times that you’ve ordered decaf, guess what you won’t be getting … ” “I would probably remember your usual drink if you were a more memorable person.” “I like to use a lot of big words when I tweet, that way if my boss ever finds my twitter account, he won’t understand any of it.” Watson said his blog was satire and merely accentuating the “5 percent who I guess make our job more difficult and don’t treat us as human beings.” “I had a good personal relationship with 95 percent of customers,” he said. Watson says he actually thought very highly of his boss , Seth Levy. The New Jersey native has a bachelor’s degree in philosophy and moved to Seattle “following a girl.” He worked at the coffee shop to make ends meet. He is pursuing a career as a hip hop artist under the moniker “Spekulation.” Watson started his Bitter Barista blog about two weeks ago, garnering a few thousand hits a day. He made no mention of All City Coffee or his real name. But the operators of Sprudge put it together after Watson said what he was doing in his Spekulation tweets, and he was unmasked. And then fired.
New in theaters, Winona Ryder lends her voice to the animated kids’ flick Frankenweenie , but to get a Winona bonah, check out her nip slip in Sex and Death 101 (2007) instead. On Blu-ray, J essica Marais and Olga Kurylenko lead the outstanding nude cast of Starz’ Magic City , and on the boob tube Marin Ireland will get your Irish up with her nude debut on Boss .
