Sarah Bolger is an Irish actress you’ve probably never heard of….she’s been in some shit that I’ve never heard of…and all I really know about her, or Irish people in general is that they like to drink and I like to drink…so together we can drink…. I also know that the Irish in Ireland are far less violent than the Irish in Boston, they are also far less white trash and they sound like pirates when they talk…especially when they are wasted… Plus, every Irish girl I know is a tormented catholic girl who really wants to get fucked up the ass by random men, because getting fucked in the Vagina…is against Jesus’s way…especially this jesus…. All this to say, for an Irish girl, a breed of woman generally not hot, this one is pretty hot. Here’s her nipple slip…. The post Sarah Bolger for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
More Of Bill Cosby’s Comedy Concerts Cancelled As Fans Bail Due To Sex Assault Allegations My, how the mighty have fallen. Via CNN The list of canceled Bill Cosby shows has grown this month. Four shows the comedian had scheduled for February have been canceled: February 8 in Boston, February 21 in Pittsburgh and February 22 in Charlotte, North Carolina. No reasons were given for the Pittsburgh and Charlotte cancellations. Cosby said weather concerns led to the Boston cancellation, but the date has not been rescheduled. A fourth show, scheduled for Thalia Mara Hall in Jackson, Mississippi, on Thursday, has been “postponed,” Shelia Byrd of the Jackson Mayor’s Office told CNN. Gary Bongiovanni, editor-in-chief of Pollstar — the concert tour publication — says it’s been challenging to keep track. “It seems like they’re falling like dominoes, one at a time,” he said. “The whole thing has gotten a lot shorter than it was.” The concert cancellations are the latest complications for Cosby, who has been the subject of numerous sexual abuse allegations. The current tour, which began last fall, has felt reverberations from the allegations. Bill is just gonna have to get his “alleged” date-rapin’ azz out the paint. It’s over, bruh. Image via Twitter
Earlier today, a girl named Sabrina shared the news of her post-Super Bowl sex with Julian Edelman on Tinder. Since then her selfie (which features a sleeping Edelman in the background) has gone viral and confirmed countless stereotypes about female Boston sports fans. (We kid!) Now, Sabrina deeply regrets her actions. Not only does the whole world now know she’s the type of girl to bang and tell, but she’s reportedly been banned from her favorite Boston hangouts. Sabrina is desperately trying to make things right and correct her mistake…but apparently no one told her that’s not how the Internet works. “He passed out and I was bored I guess,” Sabrina tells TMZ. “I was drunk and I made a mistake and I feel terrible about it.” She adds that she’s upset about being blackballed, but she doesn’t think the nightclub ban will last: “I have definitely done my fair share of clubbing in Boston. I have friends who work there who say I’m still welcome. I don’t know if I’ll go out any time soon, but that’s my choice.” Sabrina also reveals (perhaps accidentally) that she’s, um…”friends” with several other Patriots players. “Some of the players texted me that they were really disappointed,” Sabrina says. “i obviously made a mistake and I can’t take it back.” Look Sabrina, the most important thing when you fall is to get right back on the horse. In this case, the horse is a New England Patrioys player. Have you seen how drunk Gronkowski was at the parade today? We suggest you give him a call. Hey, at least everyone’s moved on from DeflateGate to a different scandal. They should be thanking you, Sabrina! Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please. 2. How I like my balls… Tom Brady likes balls in a certain way. And folks around him know it. 3. Perfect balls! Not all balls are perfect, let’s be honest, right? 4. I grip balls You never want to squeeze them too tightly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. How do you like your balls? Hey, no judgment here! 6. You like old balls? Again, no judgment. Everyone is different. This is a safe place. The End. Did you like Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sunday night is football night in America as Super Bowl XLIX is being played in Glendale, Arizona. This year, the Seattle Seahawks try to win back-to-back championships against the last team to accomplish that feat, the New England Patriots. One thing that fans on both sides can agree on is that both Seattle and Boston have given us plenty of knockout naked actresses over the years! In this week’s Top 10, we pit 5 Seattle born babes including Tori Black & Josie Bissett against 5 Boston born babes like Taylor Schilling & Uma Thurman in a battle for supremacy! The best thing is that no matter who comes out on top, you’re the real winner here!
Most baseball fans have heard tales of hall of famer Wade Boggs’ legendary consumption of alcohol. The most famous story is that Boggs once downed 64 Miller Lites during a cross-country flight from Boston to Los Angeles. Let us save you some math: 64 12-ounce beers consumed over the course of a 6-hour flight should equal one profoundly sh-tfaced ballplayer. Except apparently not in this case, because the best part of the legend is that Bogg’s rose bright and early the next day and played one of the best games of his career. Better yet, he actually drank way more beer than initially reported. Here’s an interview from 2005 in which Boggs cannily denies that 64 is the correct number: Wade Boggs: Beer Drinking Legend Nice PR move, Boggsy. Most folks probably assumed that Wade meant that he consumed fewer beers than initially reported. But as actor Charlie Day revealed to Jimmy Fallon last night that, when Boggs filmed a cameo for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia recently, he revealed that the feat was far more impressive than anyone ever imagined. Charlie Day Talks Wade Boggs 107?!?! That’s like Wilt Chamberlain casually revealing that he actually banged more like a million women. Obviously, Boggs could be full of it, but who cares? Like hangover-free beer , the Boggs Bender of whatever year it was (He doesn’t remember.) is something we want to believe in! Watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia online for more hooch heroics and remember – don’t try this at home. 14 Scandalous Sports Stories 1. LIAR! Lance Armstrong denied it and denied it, but he eventually came clean: yes, he cheated to win every Tour de France.
It’s snowing in some parts of the country. Many readers are likely sitting in front of a fire as they read this, having opened presents, reveled in the joy of their relatives and perhaps drank too much Eggnog. So, what could make Christmas better? How about a Boston Terrier dressed up in a festive outfit while riding a Roomba? Yup. That’s what we thought… Dog Rides Roomba for Christmas This Terrier (named Five) follows in a grand tradition, of course. Remember when that cat wore a shark costume and also rode a Roomba? Or when that cat wore a shark costume and rode a Roomba while hanging out with a shark-like baby ? Good times all around. Check out this montage of pets riding around on a Roomba and please have a safe, happy and and healthy holiday season. From our THG family to yours! 23 Crazy Cute Costumed Pets 1. Superdog! He’s faster than a speeding bullet and stronger than a locomotive. And he really wants a rawhide right about now.
You might watch Teen Mom online so that you can memorize every scene of the trainwreck-fest, but no matter how obsessed you are you’re not the number one fan of MTV’s most addictive series. That title belongs to a 43-year-old Boston resident named Matthew Baier, who live-tweeted the show for years, and is now deeply involved in the world of one of its most infamous stars. Baier is dating Amber Portwood , and it’s unknown if she’s aware of his zealous Teen Mom fandom, but the briefest glimpse into his social media history would show her that her new dude is, like, totes OMG OBSESSED with Teen Mom! Surprisingly, Baier never had much to say about Amber, but he was ruthless in his assessment of TM2 star Jenelle Evans. Radar Online reports that Baier has posted “hundreds” of tweets about Jenelle and her boyfriend, Nathan Griffith. “Poll: if you were on a sinking boat with Jenelle Evans and a cockroach who would you save?” Baier once tweeted. “Jenelle have you ever gotten so high that you…never mind I know the answer,” he asked the troubled mother of three on a separate occasion. Needless to say, he’s not a fan. Evans and Portwood feuded for years before quashing their beef back in October. We imagine Amber’s involvement with a dude who’s biggest hobby is trash-talking Jenelle will not be good for their new friendship. Amber Portwood Photos: Through Good Times & Bad 1. Amber Portwood Makeover Amber Portwood’s makeover looks pretty great. At least compared to her mug shot chic look of the past.
If you caught Season 3 Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules last night, then you know that the SUR staff welcomed a new member to its STD-riddled ranks. 32-year-old Boston native Vail Bloom interviewed with Lisa V. for a hostess job (and a regular spot on the hit Bravo series), but quickly revealed herself to be far more than just your typical SUR girl. Not only is Vail a Princeton grad and a recovering addict, she’s also a former soap star who was nominated for a Daytime Emmy for her work on The Young and the Restless. Bloom has also appeared on the HBO series Entourage and Hello Ladies, and she took the number three spot in one of Maxim magazine’s annual Hometown Hotties contests. Needless to say, she’s doing a bit better than the average SUR staffer, and considerably better than other season three newcomer, James Kennedy . (Dude’s a busser and he dates Kristen. Need we say more?) Naturally, Vail’s impressive resume begs the question: what the hell is she doing hostessing at SUR?! Well, for one thing, Vail describes herself as a “struggling actress” (not all soap gigs bring huge paychecks) and though she hasn’t gone into detail regarding her struggles with addiction, she did clarify that she was hooked on “harder stuff” than alcohol. And, of course, she was late for her second day on the job, so gigs where other people don’t apply your makeup and explain your “motivation” might not be Vail’s strong suit. But obviously, the real reason Vail took a job at a West Hollywood eatery is because SUR=exposure, and – if you stick around long enough – it can mean some serious cash. The Vanderpump Rules cast just got a huge raise (after two seasons of working for peanuts), and we imagine a recurring role on a high-rated TV show (even a reality show) can’t be bad for Vail’s public profile. Now hopefully she can keep her distance from Jax. Watch Vanderpump Rules online to see a crew of failed actors and models pretend to do real work. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Vanderpump Rules Cast: Season 3 The Season 3 cast of Vanderpump Rules. It is certainly an entertaining, growing and diverse (at least in terms of personality) cast of characters, as fans know well …
