We don't know for certain when 7 Little Johnstons will return with Season 3 . But we do know this fun TLC reality series will turn some time this fall… … and now we have some idea of what viewers can expect when it does, in fact, return with new episodes. The network has released a lengthy trailer for 7 Little Johnstons, giving us a look at how the family will try to eat far healthier when we next see them on our small screens. To sort of hilarious results. What else can we expect from the program, which centers on Amber Johnston, Trent Johnston and their kids, all of whom have Achondroplasia Dwarfism, a genetic condition that affects their size? (Two of these kids are biological, Jonah and Elizabeth; while three are adopted, Anna from Russia, Alex from South Korea, and Emma from China.) It looks as if one of the daughters will have an interested suitor, but will be become her full-fledged boyfriend? And it also looks as if the family will be the victim of some ignorant bullies who drop the “M Word” while all seven Johnstons are out and about for what they hoped would be a day of simple family enjoyment. And it also looks like a major bombshell will be dropped. What does Trent tell his kids that elicit so many tears? Why does he feel the need to preface this announcement by telling the children they'll remain his “priority” forever? That's what we want to know. And that's what we'll need to wait several weeks to find out, unfortunately. What is your best guess? What is the information Trent is about to drop on his relatives? Watch the following sneak peek and try to figure it out.
Those Teen Mom girls sure do stay busy, huh? So far this year, Jenelle Evans, Chelsea Houska, and Briana DeJesus have given birth, and Kailyn Lowry is expecting another baby anytime now. There have been rumors that Catelynn Lowell is pregnant again , too, and we wouldn’t be surprised to hear a real announcement sometime this year. Leah Messer has been the subject of pregnancy rumors as well, and Chelsea has admitted to having baby fever . And who knows when Maci Bookout could find herself with child again … All the ladies from Teen Mom got their claim to fame by being 16 and Pregnant, and many of them are sticking with what they know — which, hey, it’s a valid life choice. But according to the latest gossip, Jenelle could be the next girl to come out with a pregnancy announcement. And that’s scary. Right now, Jenelle has three children. There’s Jace, who will turn 8 next month. Jenelle had him with one of her high school boyfriends, Andrew Lewis, and she signed custody over to her mother shortly after giving birth. Then there’s three-year-old Kaiser, who she shares with Nathan Griffith. Finally, there’s Ensley, the baby girl she and David Eason welcomed less than six months ago . She’s certainly got her hands full, even with her mother maintaining custody of Jace. So why add to her already full plate by throwing another baby in the mix? We don’t know, but then again, we’ve never claimed to know the warped hellscape that exists in Jenelle’s head. The point is that she’s already got three kids, including a toddler and an infant, and if we’re to believe all the recent clues , she’ll have herself a newborn in a few months. The first clue can be found on Jenelle’s Instagram page — specifically in those dumb ads she always posts. In a recent selfie, she promoted some weight loss tea, the kind that’s supposed to make your tummy flat. But she didn’t even show her tummy. In another ad for a fitness supplement, she stood behind a counter in a baggy shirt, again completely hiding her midsection. Then, in a patriotic selfie she posted on Snapchat, her followers noticed that her stomach looked different than it usually does — sort of like it contained a baby bump. It’s all pretty suspicious. Throw in the fact that Jenelle is known to fib about her pregnancies, and people have been on high alert for anything that could indicate that she is, in fact, with child. And in a new photo David posted, we got just that. Here’s the photo in question: Cute enough, right? Considering the people in the photo. And while Jenelle may be looking a little thicker in the photo than usual — she looks great, honestly — the real juicy stuff is in the caption. “V.I.,” that’s what David wrote to describe this photo. “Oh, big whoop,” you may be thinking. “The guy hit some letters on his phone while posting the photo and it’s supposed to be a clue that Jenelle is pregnant?” But consider for a moment that the caption isn’t the result of David’s big fumbling man hands — instead, it could be a roman numeral. V.I. is the roman numeral for six, which, as far as we know, doesn’t hold any real significance for the couple. But Jenelle has two kids from previous relationships, as does David, and they have Ensley together … that’s five kids between them. And the new baby growing in Jenelle’s uterus would make six. It’s all just so very exciting, isn’t it?! Right now, right at this very moment, Jenelle Evans could be pregnant. What a world. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!
Ever since the world learned that Kailyn Lowry is pregnant with her third child , Teen Mom 2 fans have been clamoring for details. Unfortunately for them, Kaily is unlike most reality stars, who seem to live in a constant state of thirst. At first she wasn’t exactly forthcoming with details, and it was months before we even learned the identity of Kailyn’s baby daddy . As the big day draws closer, however, Lowry has been a bit less tight-lipped in terms of saring the details of her pregnancy with fans. Despite numerous pleas from fans, Kailyn still isn’t going so far as to publicly reveal her due date, but she had dropped some hints. Earlier this week, she posted this cryptic tweet: “So excited for my date with baby lo tomorrow.” “R u being induced?” asked one fan, adding. “Can’t wait to hear about the arrival of Baby Lo!” “Happy for you, have an easy labor and delivery!” tweeted another follower. One fan, no doubt echoing the sentiments of many others, tweeted: “About time, feels like you’ve been preggers forever!” A large number of Kailyn’s followers seemed fully convinced that July 6 would be the day that the mysterious Baby Lo would enter the world, and Kailyn finally reveal the name and gender of the much obsessed-over child. So you can imagine their surprise when the next day came and went, and no announcement had been made. Instead, Kailyn clarified that she was simply looking forward to her final OB-Gyn appointment: “One more appt today,” she tweeted, perhaps sensing that she’d unwittingly gotten her fans all worked up. But still, it looks as though the arrival of Baby Lo will take place any day now: Kailyn has been uncharacteristically quiet on social media in the 24 hours since announcing her final appointment. Like everything she does these days, that’s led to fans taking to social media to offer their unhinged opinions on whether or not she’s in labor. So to recap, here’s what we know: Kailyn probably hasn’t given birth to her third child yet. She probably will soon. We’ll keep monitoring the situation and update you when the big moment comes. In the meantime, you can always watch Teen Mom 2 online to get your Kailyn fix. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
Wednesday was Bikini Day! Plenty of people celebrated it as the most wonderful time of the year, because it’s July and if the entire Northern Hemisphere is going to be unbearably hot, then those of us who live here might as well make the most of it. Amy Schumer’s contribution to Bikini Day was a little late and a little unorthodox, and might surprise you (or not surprise you at all), depending on how well you know Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer’s brand is — well, it’s successful, for one thing. But she’s known for being funny. (Yes, we can all debate some of her jokes and comedy is subjective and blah-blah-blah, but she’s funny). She’s know for being irreverent. (A lot of comedy is) And she’s known for being body-positive. (With the possible exception of that time Amy Schumer body-shamed Khloe Kardashian for losing weight) We think that her Bikini Day photo really, truly represents her brand. Now, this is unusual in terms of bikini photos. It’s mostly the angle that’s unorthodox. Amy Schumer’s bikini photos in the past have been a little more traditional. And we suppose that by “traditional,” we in part mean “taken at flattering angles.” Some people look their best laying on their backs. (But don’t tell a coworker that because it will sound sexual and you will deservedly get in trouble) But every position in which you hold your body is going move things around, and maybe what makes your boobs look their best doesn’t do wonders for your butt. In this case, though, Amy Schumer’s somehow managing to lay down and also slouch at the exact same time. And yeah, it makes her abdomen look a little less smooth than usual. Perhaps more to the point, her legs are open, as if the camera’s about to investigate what she’s got going on under those bottoms. (If so, good for her!) But the end result is something that’s bound to grab attention. Which is about as on-brand as Amy Schumer gets. Though it used to seem like they were perfect together, Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch broke up last month. That was a bit of a surprise — even we were taken aback. (And we can be a little cynical sometimes) But it just wasn’t expected, considering how much the two loved each other . On the plus side, maybe they’ll both find their perfect partners, somewhere out there. (Also, maybe we won’t be subject to any more too much information anecdotes about Amy Schumer’s oral sex habits … at least not in relation to Ben) (Like, we’re not prudes, but there’s a time and a place, okay?) Most people who take bikini photos of that nature are already so thoroughly settled down that they basically don’t care what people think of their bodies. Amy Schumer’s message is different. She’s not shy about showing her body for exactly what it is. (She’s not shy about anything , let’s be real) Besides, she knows that we’ve already all seen her more standard bikini pics. She still looks good in both photos. We wonder if her odd angle choice is going to catch on. You never know what’s going to set a weird trend. Maybe next year, or for the rest of the summer, Kendall Jenner’s bikini pics will be from that angle? Or maybe Emily Ratajkowski’s huge boobs won’t stop her from getting jobs when they appear a little flatter when she assumes the Schumer pose . But … probably not. View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
Rodrigo Alves has undergone 51 cosmetic procedures and earned the nickname “The Human Ken Doll.” Whatever you might think of his personal choices, we can agree that Alves didn't undergo all of these surgeries to come out looking like Lord Voldemort. Unfortunately, as he learns in this appearance on Botched , that might end up being the case. Because his nose could atrophy and literally fall off of his face . Watch the video below! Okay, so Rodrigo Alves is a British television personality. He's also probably exactly the sort of person who qualifies as a plastic surgery addict. Like, we're no experts, but … seriously. That's 51 elective procedures. And apparently the last two procedures on his nose were so close together that they did some damage. While Alves laments that his last rhinoplasty's results were “perfect,” it sounds like there was a serious complication. And that's why he's on Botched . Look, by its nature, Botched is full of horror stories. That's the show where we heard of Mama June's terrible C-Section mishap . There was a trans woman whose surgeon gave her unmanageably large breasts that she didn't ask for. Worst of all, one time Farrah Abraham was on Botched . That memory still keeps us up at night. But … we're talking about a man's nose turning black with atrophy and falling off like he's a cartoon character. The image is grotesque, but the risk sounds real. When somebody's face might pull a Sphinx if they make one more mistake with it, it's not time to mince words. “The issue is what we call the soft tissue envelope — that's the skin,” Dr. Nassif explains to a very worried Alves. “So, by you having three surgeries within a period of 12-15 months, destroyed your tissue — the skin's no good.” Just the thought of us makes our noses hurt in sympathy. Up to a point. Meanwhile, Alves himself notes that his friends never had problems but that he's unlucky, so he keeps asking “why me.” Like … we know that the situation sucks, but maybe there are little kids floating on makeshift rafts to escape their war-torn homelands whose “why me?” questions carry a little more weight. We're not going to dive into deep theological questions of why bad things happen. But we're guessing that maybe Alves' friends spaced their surgeries out a little more. “Your nose, on the inside … you have no airway,” Dr. Nassif continues in the tone of carefully explaining to a student why their failure to show up to an exam resulted in such a bad final grade. “And it's short, so this is all scarred together.” Big yikes. “And now, since you just had surgery three months ago, it's going to scary again more. It's in a healing phase.” Alves seems like he wants to protest, but the doctor keeps going. “If you try to [do another procedure on] your skin now, while it's healing, there's a high possibility, that if you let one of these doctors touch your nose now, this will turn black and then die and fall off.” It's pretty clear that the doctors, both Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif, are spelling it out for him to make sure that he gets it. And they're using dramatic language to do it, in almost a scared straight sort of effort. But it sounds like it's working. It sure scared the crap out of us. We hope that they can fix his nose, somehow. At the very least, we hope that Alves will listen to the good doctors. If not, he might end up playing the worst game of “got-your-nose” in world history. Watch the video to see their exchange — and his nose — for yourself. The photos can't do it justice.
Farrah Abraham has basically confirmed our long-held belief that her lip injection debacle was all a ploy to land a spot on the E! show Botched . Is it possible she didn’t do this to herself on purpose? We suppose. But at the very least, even if it wasn’t a publicity stunt at the start, the second s–t went bad, she shamelessly tried to cash in and make it one. “My segment on Botched airs on Sunday, July 12,” Farrah says . “They say bigger is always better but this wasn’t the case when I had botched lip injections that nearly left me with disfigured swollen lips.” Miraculously, after conveniently extending her 15 minutes of fame, her face has been repaired and looks like its (mostly) natural self again. Then Abraham seamlessly pivots to an amazing product plug: “Now I traded in the needles for lipstick, and my new luxurious lip line Fotched is a fun way to be a trendsetter and express your creativity.” Yes … you read that right. Her new lip liner is called Fotched. Because #LoveWins, Fotched “features moisturizing chapsticks, lipsticks, lip glosses and lip liners, available in all the colors of the rainbow.” “It will be exclusively available for preorder on my website Farrahabraham.com and through my social media handles on July 12 as well!” “Pucker up and let me fulfill your lip fantasy one smooch at a time!” That’s okay, really. Can we take a rain check? Okay, great. Ever the entrepreneur when she’s not dabbling in businessmen , Farrah goes on to dish about some of the other things she has in the pipeline. “I’m also getting ready to launch a whimsical children’s spa product collaboration with Beauty Kitchen by Heather Marianna,” Abraham adds. “It captivates the bath time bonding experience between mother and child,” she explains, noting, “Of course I had to do it Farrah-style.” You don’t even want to know where our minds just went. “So expect to see some yummy, mouthwatering scents and fun, cool products. Expect to see more of me through the end of the year in 2016!” Does she know this is 2015 right now, or is she saying she has so much going on that it will take her about 18 months to explain it all to us? Like most things Farrah, it’s very much unclear. As for her dating life and her recent breakup with Simon Saran , she seems a lot less bitter about the split now at least. Explains Abraham: “Simon and I are still really good friends but because of my busy schedule things just didn’t work out. I am single now and ready to mingle!” The line forms to the right, gents.
This story gets crazier and crazier as more details are revealed: Police are hunting a transgender hip-hop singer who calls herself ‘Black Madam’ on suspicion of killing Claudia Aderotimi with a botched bottom implant. The sex swap woman, also known as Padge -Victoria Windslowe, 41,is the prime suspect in the death of the 20 year old student. Detectives searched Windslowe’s home in an upmarket suburb of Philadelphia after being given her name by Aderotimi’s cousin who acted as fixer in the botched op. Investigators searched her home looking for medical supplies, such as syringes, Krazy Glue or silicone that might link her to the crime, according to a police affidavit. They also interviewed a man who identified himself as her boyfriend, investigators said. The document states: ‘There is sufficient probable cause to search the residence for any medical supplies, gauze, syringes, krazy glue. silicone, bandages, United States Currency, proof of residence, vehicle information.’ Windslowe, who has several aliases, has gone on the run after learning her ‘patient’ died from the botched injection aimed at giving her a curvier rear. The police warrant also names one of Claudia’s friends who was with her when the fatal injection was administered in a budget hotel room. She was named as Theresa Gyamfi, 20, and she is referred to as witness No 1 in the affidavit. Police said that Windslowe and her fixer both used fake to names in an attempt to cover their tracks. Windslowe was also known by the name of Lillian and Vicky. Police said Miss Aderotimi, of Hackney, East London, travelled to Philadelphia with three friends on Saturday, before the silicone injections were administered in her buttocks at the Hampton Inn on Monday. After suffering chest pains and breathing problems she was rushed to hospital but was pronounced dead shortly after. One friend had a similar cosmetic procedure but was not taken to hospital, according to police. Police Lieutenant John Walker said investigators have cleared a New Jersey woman who helped arrange the procedures, but was not in the hotel room when Miss Aderotimi and a friend received their injections. She is now being considered as a witness in the case.Mr Djimo, of Tottenham, North London, revealed Miss Aderotimi was studying at Thames Valley University and also in a girl group called The Chocolatez. They described themselves as ‘a multi-talented group of three African girls’ whose talents include dancing, singing, modelling and acting. ‘Claudia wanted to be a superstar. She had big dreams,” added Mr Djimo. ‘Her death is absolutely devastating.’ Miss Aderotimi had her first silicone injections in November, but it is unknown if they were carried out illegally. Mr Djimo added: ‘It sounded like it cost a lot so I assumed it was all done properly. She didn’t need it. She was a pretty girl, anyone could see that. ‘But she told me having the injections made her feel better about herself. Every girl has something they don’t like about their looks and she mentioned her bum a few times. ‘The industry she was trying to break into is competitive and dominated by US stars. And over there the size of your bum is extremely important.’ Liquid silicone is sought on the black market by women seeking to enhance their figures, even though it is not approved for cosmetic injections. It was not known what substance was used on the women at the hotel. This story is super crazy and super suspect. Why in the f*ck would anyone travel all the way from London to Philly to get butt implants from a tranny at the Hampton Inn? Source
I am surprised Tara Reid’s still alive, I just assumed she died decades ago, but instead she’s making an appearance showing off her botched fake tits we have all already seen during her fall from her peak, which really isn’t news, considering she’s really irrelevant and has been for at least 5 years and at her level of fame you’d expect her publicity stunt to involve sucking dick on camera or at least flashing some fucking cunt. Playboy will ask me to take these down…cuz they love suing people like me….even though they send me emails every week asking me to promote their bullshit…that’s called a one-sided relationship, someone needs to teach them to share, if they did maybe they wouldn’t be going bankrupt… I assume Lohan is next on their target list.
