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Annalynne McCord as an Avatar of the Day

In remaining chronically useless, embarrassing and a joke of a bottom feeding person just trying to hang onto to her low level career as hard as she fucking can because she knows she’s talentless and it is just a matter of time before there’s no work for her, like when her garbage show gets cancelled…. So here she is dressed like an Avatar for the virgin losers who jerk off the Avatar porn, or just Avatar in general, cuz you dream of a place where alien bitches would fall in love with you, cuz human bitches want nothing to do with you. This isn’t hot to me, but I am posting it anyway…I just hope the body paint is toxic….

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi. It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us. Bitch. Here are her fake tits.

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Christina Aguilera is Some Kind of Weirdness of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on with Christina Aguilera, I just know that it’s fucking weird. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Pretty much all of her is shit. From her fucked uo looking face that may or may not have been accidented, to her sloppy, thick, fat girl body, it’s just a fucking mess on some retired stripper recovering from a meth addiction by replacing it with a donut addiction picking up her half black kid at school look and I am really not into it….I like my strippers young and fresh faces just doing it to get by who are dabbling with E and Speed but haven’t yet gone meth deep….. I don’t get why she’s not showing off her fake tits at the Burlesque bottom feeding to get attention for their shitty movie tour, cuz at least when she does that like she was Katy Perry I can distract myself from everything horrible about her that I just can’t ignore when her tits are being neglected…not that you care….you’d fuck anything…so here she is lookin’ like shit.

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Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain. Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

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Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now. This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Tinsley Mortimer is in a Bikini of the Day

I know that nobody cares about Tinsley Mortimer because she’s some Socialite from the South who lives in New York and is only really famous because of a few low level New York society magazines that write about her attending events, since it is all she does….but she’s in a bikini and that’s good enough reason for me to give this bottom feeding rich girl the attention she craves…cuz I figure I like watching Socialite’s fuck in video to launch their careers, and why not use these half naked pics as encouragement for her to get more naked, trust me, when she realizes how many people are posting these pics cuz there is no one else in bikinis to talk about, she’s going to make flying to Miami a weekly event, posing more and more and more until she turns into Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton, cuz that’s what I know she wants…It’s obvious… The funny thing about her is that she says she is from James Madison’s bloodline to make her look more important than she is, while tons of Americans can use that line from people who live in trailer parks to people who live on Park Avenue. To black, white, poor and rich…but here she is playing it the fuck up. It’s funny. Sure she’s not hot, she’s clearly a coked up party girl, at least that’s what her haggard face is telling me, but she’s good enough considering she’s in a bikini. That’s really all it takes cuz I know it’s the gateway paparazzi picture that leads to many more good times I am ready for. To See The Rest of the Pictures – If you Care – Follow This Link GO

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Sophie Monk in her Bikini Is Alright of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused…. Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Christina Aguilera’s Half Naked Lady Gaga Impression of the Day

Christina Aguilera is previewing her new video cuz she’s making a comeback…. It depresses me that Lady Gaga became such a big deal in music because now everyone is biting her style that she bit from Madonna in some kind of bullshit hipster fashionista claim that she’s a “performing artist” and that she pushed boundaries with her “House of Gaga”…. Not because I don’t like seeing these celebrities half naked fighting to get noticed, especially when they are Christina Aguilera and her breast implants, but because it just takes away the whole effect when I know this is her thinking Gaga’s way is the only way, essentially giving Gaga the credit she doesn’t fucking deserve just because she’s got a bunch of singles…. I don’t know how to make this make sense because I am a drunk, but what I am trying to say is that I hate that bitch can’t come up with her own act that is equally half naked while giving Gaga credit she doesn’t deserve and making herself look like a bottom feeding piece of trash, when really she paved the way for this bullshit… I don’t think that made it make more sense….but watch the preview and enjoy.

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Hayley Duff Walking the Dog With No Bra on of the Day

Here’s another set of pictures I’m not allowed to use, but have something to say about them and that’s that Hayley Duff in no way is fucking disgusting. She’s got this horse face that no matter how big her tits are or how decent her ass looks in a pair of pajama pants can’t be ignored…and I actually have a hatred for the girl because my friend forced me to watch the worst movie in the world that she somehow managed to be the star of that I can only assume her sister pulled some strings to get her the job as latching onto her sister’s celebrity has been a constant theme in her life and her career and is probably what finances her life….but I’d still love to see her naked, but then again I want to see every girl naked….whether they are the second rate bottom feeding sister of some rich semi-retired teen starlet or not… To See The Rest of the Bitch in Her Pajama Pants Showing Off Tit…. Follow This Link

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