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‘American Idol’ In 60 Seconds: Alex Lambert, Crystal Bowersox Dominate Top 20

John Park, Haeley Vaughn, Michelle Delamor and Jermaine Sellers bid farewell as quirky girls take the lead. By Jim Cantiello Alex Lambert Photo: Frank Micelotta/ Getty Images “American Idol” in 60 Seconds has fast become an MTV News institution, but it goes by so fast that it’s not always easy to catch every golden nugget. So, here we present to you Jim Cantiello’s bite-size recap of this week’s “Idol” high jinks. This week’s “American Idol” had it all! Schedule changes, glass-shattering high notes and cameos from Jesus (and Vera Wang). Week two of this year’s “Idol” semifinals will be remembered as the week that quirky girls emerged as the breakout stars of season nine. Platinum-haired Lilly Scott , unpredictable banshee Siobhan Magnus and aspiring recording engineer Katelyn Epperly all put their own unique stamps on popular songs. But it was Crystal Bowersox who dominated headlines — not only when her hospitalization for complications from diabetes caused a last-minute boy/girl schedule switcheroo, but when she returned to the “Idol” stage Wednesday with a passionate take on Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “As Long as I Can See the Light.” On Tuesday night, the boys’ standings were turned upside down. Last week’s train wreck, Alex Lambert, shot to the front of the pack with an irresistible segment that had the mumbly teenager overcoming his stomach-turning stage fright. Meanwhile, early season fave Andrew Garcia stumbled badly with a forgettable James Morrison cover. (Note to “Idol” contestants: Avoid singing while sitting on stools.) Thursday night’s results show opened with the top 20 lip-synching (terribly) and acting out the lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling.” Later, season eight’s polarizing widower, Danny Gokey, returned to perform a song from his brand new country album. An especially manic, quick-talking interview with Ryan Seacrest followed. ‘American Idol’ Season 9 Performances In the end, Seacrest read the names of four more eliminated contestants: a cappella group member John Park, Creed-covering Michelle Delamor, 16-year-old country kewpie doll Haeley Vaughn and cocky onesie-rockin’ Jermaine Sellers, who was flabbergasted Tuesday night after the judges called him out for his wonky vocals. Though he insisted that Jesus would protect him from elimination, Jermaine quickly learned that his Homeboy had different plans for him. For those of you keeping score, seven out of the eight contestants eliminated so far this season have been minorities. Stay classy, America! But what are you waiting for? Check out the latest episode of “American Idol in 60 Seconds” for my lightning-fast take on this week’s “Idol.” You may even find a tiny little bonus in there too. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Videos ‘American Idol’ In 60 Seconds Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances

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The Complete Guide to Winning Your Oscar Pool [Little Gold Men]

Hollywood’s big gay Olympics are approaching, and the annoying “film buff” in your office is probably pestering you to enter his Oscar pool, which he’s convinced he’s going to win. We want you to beat the little nerd. Here’s how! Well, ha, OK. So all of this guessing. You cannot hold us to any of these GUESSES. Enter Randy’s stupid pool at your own peril! These are but one blog’s mere opinions. All liability is waived or whatever. In case you want to disagree with us, full list of nominees is here . Sound Mixing No one, not even sound mixers, know what this category is. It has something to do with how that one thing sounded in relation to that other thing. Usually a big special FX movie wins this shit, so let’s say… Avatar Sound Editing The fuck? There’s another one? Yes, we all make Sound jokes every Oscar season, like clockwork. And then we make them again because there are two Sound categories. This one is about piecing sound together or something. Because of all the big booms, let’s say The Hurt Locker takes it. Visual Effects Bryan Brown’s favorite category, these are for all the magic CGI things that movie wizard-nerds are always cooking up in their Sun Chips-scented lairs. There’s no way Avatar won’t win this thing, right? Short Film, Live Action The Culture Vulture blog over at New York magazine did a kindly write-up about the shorts this year, and they think somethin’ name’a Instead of Abracadabra is going to take this beautiful prize. We think it’s going to be The Door , because that is about Chernobyl and that is sad and what Academy voter doesn’t like sad? Short Film, Animation The Vulture kids say it’s A Matter of Loaf and Death , because Adam Moss really likes puns. And we agree. Mostly because of its Wallace & Gromit pedigree. Makeup The nominees for this are weird. An Italian movie about Italian politics. Star Trek , a nerd fantasia about lens flares. And The Young Victoria , that movie that Diane the HR assistant saw and wouldn’t shut up about for a week because it made her feel really artsy and British and different . Well, I hate to tell you this, but Diane is right. We think The Young Victoria will get this, mostly because Emily Blunt wasn’t nominated and this is how the Oscars say they’re sorry. Documentary, Short Jesus on a Thursday, who the hell knows. Because it sounds sad and topical, let’s say The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant . Documentary, Longer & Boringer There are a few high-profile docs here — The Cove (about dolphin-killing Japaneseses and their sworn mortal enemy, Hayden Panettiere), Food, Inc (about why you are fat and/or dead), The Most Dangerous Man in America (about how America lied to you) — so it’s a tough race. But because everyone likes to eat, let’s go with Food, Inc. . It was good! Yes it was, Foer. You shut up. Original Score Why Marvin Hamlisch wasn’t nominated for his didn’t-know-he-was-making-fun-of-himself tunes for The Informant! is beyond us. But he wasn’t, so we must press on. We like Michael Giacchino ‘s Up score for this category. He won the Golden Globe and he makes such scary trombone music for Lost . So he deserves it. Original Song Well, Disney will basically hurl itself off the top of Big Thunder Mountain if something from The Frog Princess doesn’t win. Which is sad, because we like Disney sort of, and they will soon be dead splat down on the asphalt, sending park guests running and screaming but still clutching their Meat-On-a-Sticks. Because “The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart is totally taking this one. Costume Design In our eyes, this is between two films. The equally well-liked but awards-ignored period pieces Bright Star and The Young Victoria . Because Bright Star was about stupid dying writers and not about the royal court, its costumes weren’t quite as grand. So let’s go with The Young Victoria on this one. But don’t be surprised if it’s Bright Star . Or any of the others. We really have no idea what the hell we’re doing. Cinematography Roger Deakins should win this category every year, because he is a genius. But he’s not even nominated! So let’s see. We loved the camerawork in Inglourious Basterds , but Avatar will probably sew this up for its epic computer-generated sweep. Art Direction Oh we’re just tossing out guesses left and right here. This award is for what movie looked the prettiest. Victoria looked pretty. So did Nine . The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus certainly was interesting to gaze at. Shit. Let’s go Victoria , again. Who knows! Editing This is the award for how the film is strung together. Didja like that cut? Then you liked the editing! We think The Hurt Locker will snag this for its deft tension ratcheting. Cartoon Because kids love the Oscars, they’ve put this category in the mix for the past coupla years. This is absolutely Up ‘s to lose. Foreign Weirdo French Thing Oohh where’s mah wiiiine. I needz mah wiiiiiine to make le cinemaaaa. A buncha sissies from Europe or whatever made some queer little movies and then the Americans give ’em an award for it? Only in this new Apology Tour America, ladies and germs. Michael Haneke’s somber The White Ribbon probably has this one in the fancyboy handbag. Screenplay, Adapted Though it was nice that quirky small things like In the Loop got recognized in this category, there’s only ever been one possible winner. That’d be Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner ‘s script for Up in the Air . Screenplay, Original It’d be nice to see Quentin walk away with this one, but we fear he won’t. The Golden Globe went to the boys from Up , and we think they’ll repeat at the big dance. Su’pporting Ac’tress If you have to ask this, you are either dumb or don’t care about movie awards season (which makes you dumb by default). Hope you wear a nice dress, Mo’Nique Supporting Actor Hope you wear an even nicer dress, Christoph Waltz . Actress Ohhh a corker. Well, something of a corker. Will Merlin Streep take it for her magical work in Julie & Julia ? Or will Sandra Bullock please all of Popcorn America with a win for That Darn Negro ? While Bullock is riding a wave of awards momentum following wins at the Globes and the SAGs, it’s still hard to imagine that stuffy Academy voters will throw their vote behind that charming, horse-tailed comedienne . It’s been years since Streep has won, and she did get the Globe for comedy actress… You know what? We’re probably wrong, but we’re gonna say Streep takes it by a nose. Actually no. Bullock takes it. No, Streep. BULLOCK . Blargh. Actor For a very, very short time, it looked like it might be Colin Firth’s year. But that was monnnnths and many awards shows ago, and now it’s all about one DUDE . Jeffriah Bridges , come on down. Director Ohhh snap! Will it be big scary Ego Hurricane James Cameron or his scorned and bitter and lonely and old ex-wife, a known woman, Kathryn Bigelow ? Everyone hated Cameron’s speech the last time he won Hollywood’s most coveted dildo, so we say Kathy Bigs gets the gold. Picture There were ten nominees this year! Isn’t that crazytime? Well, no, actually. There really were only five nominees, the ones also nominated for Best Director, and now there are only three possible winners. The Hurt Locker has been a favorite, but it may have suffered due to a swirl of controversy that recently appeared, doom-like, over Los Angeles. There’s also Avatar , which… ugh. It can’t win, can it? And our favorite, Inglourious Basterds . What a fine, fun film that was. That opening scene! But… We think the Oort cloud of bad press didn’t come in time and that The Hurt Locker will still explode into Oscar history as the second Best Picture in which Ralph Fiennes dies. So that’s that! We’re probably entirely wrong. Or entirely right. That’s the fun of the Oscars, and all unpredictable things in life. As far as any certainty goes, we’ll just say this: If Mo’Nique doesn’t win, we’ll eat our h’ats.

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American Idol: Girls Drool [Recaps]

Last night it was time for the women to sing for their beautiful, diamond-encrusted supper. How’d they do? Ohh, you know, this is the Season of Horrors, so not terribly well. But not terribly, either. There’s been much brouhaha-ing about how this is going to be a year where a lady wins. Because it’s been three long seasons since Jordin Sparks was given a seat in Rupert Murdoch’s flying Rapture bunker, the producers have been intent on giving the crown to a girl this time around. Can they do it? Judging by last night’s festivities, no. No they cannot. But neither can the guys! No one can win this year! So, equality of the sexes has finally been reached. Way to run headfirst into that glass ceiling and tumble through it, ladies! The main takeaway from last night is that Kara did apparently talk to someone about her hair. It wasn’t the windblown Sebastian Bach-esque mess it was on Tuesday, so we’ve that, at the very least, to be thankful for. Simon still had his usual plains-flat tarmac atop his spiky British head, Randy still threw turtle shells at everyone, and Ellen continued her Orpheus-like descent into the Hades of her career. Ryan Seacrest burbled and moaned, missing his dear boys so very, very much. Where was Carol Brady, and Dimples St. Hotbod, and Kara’s boyfriend, Lady Elephantiasis? They were all sitting in their Chairs of Regret and Ryan couldn’t talk to them. He had to talk to stinky, stupid girls all night. What a bore! How boring! When is summer going to hurry up and get here already? The Good BLUNDERPANTS. She was alive! There were some fears that Crystal would be overcome by her mysterious illness and be unable to perform last night, it’s why the goils switched with the boys on Tuesdee, but those fears were allayed when Boomerslacks was brought out to face the judges, first of the evening. She strapped her guitar to herself and sang a merry warble about things and we all sighed with relief. Wouldn’t it be funny if Crystal Thundertrousers actually won this whole damn ish? Ma Yellowteefs beats all the TeenyPop competition and Vermonts her way up to the throne. I’d like that narrative. It’s a story I’d read. And, hey! Her teefs aren’t so bad anymore! Someone took a laser to her chompin’ stones and done fixed ’em up. Either that or she got dentures. Imagine if someone with dentures won American Idol . It would be the closest a thirteen-year-old girl ever felt to her grandma. “I get you, Gran” she would say, hot hormone tears pouring down her face. Gran would smile and her teeth would fall out and outside a dog would bark and the whole of Indiana would sigh wistfully. Who else was good? Oh, I put a video of the Blair Witch up top because I thought you might like it. The sound’s a little off, but don’t let that distract you. She actually was pretty good last night, that creeeeeepy witch lady with the gray, gray hair. I don’t get her style, never have and never will, but I suppose that doesn’t really matter. Or maybe it does. Last year I sort of wildly hated Adam Lambert, largely because he dressed like a 25th century space merchant and it was stupid. I suppose I am maybe that shallow. But in the case of Elizabeth Proctor up there… I don’t mind so much. She’s scary and Halloweeny, but sometimes we’re all a little scary and Halloweeny. We should forgive her that. We should not, however, forgive anyone for singing a song from 1964 on American Idol . I’m calling a moratorium. You are only allowed to sing things from the last twenty years. Srsly, if I have to hear any more Sam Cooke or “My Girl” or Janis Joplin on Idol ever again, I’m going to throw myself into the TV, and then I’ll be like John Ritter in that Stay Tuned movie, stuck forever in a hellish televisionscape, at the merciless whims of a devilish Jeffery Jones. And i don’t want that. That Delamor character was a surprising success last night! She didn’t sing that well, but she chose an interesting song. I mean Creed as a band is really only for mushy-hearted youth faith leaders from Ohio (who wear waffle crosses and are named Luke or Jared and wear cargo shorts and flipflops until November and shirts with lone stripes running across the top-middle and have tickets to the Dave Matthews concert in Columbus if you want to go, he’s always liked you since Mr. Radnor’s geometry class but he’s been too much of a vaguely sissified gentleman to ask you out until now, until this gauzy spring of senior year, and soon you’ll both be off at college, you at OSU and he at Miami, and then where will you be, where will any of us be?) but it was cool to see Delamor slow that shit down and strip it of all the swooping faux-grandeur. She did a nice job. Simon even said so. Good on you, Delamor! Perhaps you’ll be dimly dazzling us in the Top 12 rodeo. Perhaps perhaps perhaps. The Bad Red Hair McGee, come here for a second. No, it’s OK. I just want to talk to you. Hey. How are you? Having fun? Like being on TV? Good, good. Now look. What the red hot fuck was that last night? The judges told Lacey to sing in the style of Six Pence None the Richer (a known Christian band that Jared/Luke will put slyly on the radio when you are driving home from Columbus [you went!] and he will turn to you and smile and it will be goofy and sad, in the way nice things are) last week, and so she did just that. She sang “Kiss Me.” Remember that hot mess? It’s from the She’s All That Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, and it’s a piece of garbage — all twitty tinkle and sagging white Christmas lights. And Lacey didn’t do well with it. It came across really schmoozy and stupid and she was wearing a white version of Michael Jackson’s costume from the “Scream” video. There’s something I sincerely do not like about Lacey. Her hair is… I can’t really even go into the hair. (Jared/Luke’s sister, Tara, has the same hair. She moved to Akron after high school and takes a flew classes at the college, but mostly she works at SuperCuts and drives the lonely strip of Montrose at night. Sometimes for dinner it is Chili’s with Darren, who seems strangely cold now. And sometimes it is Red Robin with Dawn, who is getting bigger and who seems to be giving up, who doesn’t talk about London and Jane Austen anymore like she used to in high school, lying on Tara’s bed and staring up at the ceiling and dreaming about the future. Tara sits across the table from her, barely touching her burger, and she runs a hand through her piecey, choppy hair and she wonders what Jared/Luke is doing, if he ever asked that girl out, if he ever actually feels closer to God than she does.) I also really didn’t like the Stevens girl from CT. You know, the teen belter with the big coffee voice that belies her youth and is strangely unsettling? Yeah. She bothers me. Her little intro package was sooo fake and smug. Ick. You do not want to be in Middlebury High’s production of Pippin with her next fall. Trust. I Don’t Know What to Say Did you guys like that Epperly girl’s gonzo white piano Coldplay fiasco? I suppose fiasco is a strong word. But it was just so strange. Like, she sounded good and all? But… It just didn’t fit. Something was weird and wonky and off about it. It was so Grandiose. Epperly is Having a Moment. This is an unpleasant thought. That Epperly will have Moments on this show. That some of these people will have Moments all the way through, clear to May. Epperly made me realize just how much I don’t really get any of these Moment whittlers. All desperate-eyed and hungry. It’s unbecoming. That’s what Epperly’s performance was. Unbecoming . It was so needy. Eugh. Requisite Haeley Vaugh Section She sang “The Climb,” by Miley Cyrus. Of course she did. She’s so annoying. We get it, Haeley. You are Teen America. Your name is Haeley for Christ’s sake. That’s enough to know. We don’t need additional, mangled song evidence. “Haeley” says everything about you that you’d ever want us to know. Haeley. Internet iPod Twitter text feelings and blowjob parties! Teen Issues! Degrassi is lame and Justin Bieber is for 8th graders! I think Tim Urban asked me to give him a handjob in the rehearsal studio the other day and I think Ryan was watching from behind an old portrait! Teen Stuff! Haeley! We get it. We get it . Other People Sang Does anyone remember who?

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American Idol: Girls Drool [Recaps]

Kelis’ Performance Brought All the Boys to the Yard of the Day

I ordered a milkshake the other day cuz I am fat as fuck and when I told the girl to make sure it brings all the boys to the yard and she didn’t crack a smile and instead just gave me a dirty fucking look like that I was a lame old man who bbored her and offended her, so dirty I was pretty sure she wanted me to fucking die. That’s when I realized that maybe that song may have hit a farther back than I thought and maybe it was more of a one-hit wonder than anything memorable that would carry on for generations…or maybe it was just a tired joke she’s heard way too many times working there and that she now can’t help but hate anyone who tries to pull it off like a loser the person must be if they find it funny enough to say… That said, I am not the only one milking the milkshake song, here is Kelis still milking it while slutting it up during a performance I approve of because no matter how ridiculous the bitch may look or be wih her stupid grey femmullet hair and awkard body….she’s still acting like a fucking whore on stage and I love fucking whores….if they don’t charge too much…. Pics via LFI

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American Idol: Clap for Tinkerbell! [Recaps]

Well they really tried, didn’t they? After last week’s unmitigated disaster, all the singing kids had to do their best to buoy this season back up. Did they succeed? Did they fail? Yes on both counts! Ohhh they were selling a Redemption narrative just so hard last night, weren’t they? All the judges were paid an extra ten grand to say “SOOOOooooo much better than last week, [boy]!” So much better, America! We promise! American Idol isn’t dead! Here, audience, show your support for Idol , which has given you so much. Applaud, applaud, applaud! That will keep it alive, alive forever. They really did try that on us, and it sort of worked. A coupla times we did get big watery grins and say “Oh they’re back .” I mean, not that intensely, but there were a few glimmers. Maybe the boys aren’t so bad. Or maybe they are. The Good Didn’t Carol Brady do so well? I mean, we knew she could sing . But without the hobo costume, was there anything there? Last week she was sooooo nervous, staring creepily into the camera and murmuring song words. Plus her son Greg Brady got eliminated last Thursday, so that probably made her really sad. But you know what? Despite all that, she still persevered. She sang a nice little guitar song and her Carol Brady mullet bounced bravely behind her and Kara smiled and let the wind sweep even more through her hair. (Seriously, what in the Sam Hill was going on with her stormy head fur last night? It was unreal.) Simon was very impressed and he blew Carol a kiss and Carol tee-hee’d in his winning, boyish way and Hold Onto Yer Butts , I think we may have a blossoming contender in our midst. Once he loses that mullet and loosens up even more, he could be mooning and gooning and crooning with the likes of little Krissy Allen in Idol heaven (a houseboat in Naples, FL) pretty soon. Who else was good. Um… I still don’t think that John Park is as bad as the judges are saying he is. His notes are leeeettle off, sure. But he’s not totally whiffing it like a lot of other contestants. I mean, he doesn’t embarrass himself terribly while singing. That’s the rubric we’re using to determine the frontrunners this season. Do they woefully embarrass themselves and shame their families while performing? No? OK then. They’ll probably win. The Bad Jermaine Sellers. What exactly IS going on there? Why did he make it this far? I wonder if the judges just liked his sassy personality. He’s a mix of snappy and “God-fearin'”. He really likes to drop that church thing, doesn’t he? Everything’s all, “You should come to church with me and see how I really sing.” But… Jermaine, if that’s how you really sing, then shouldn’t you be there, singing? And no offense, but I’m sure you are a good singer for your church. But this is a national competition. There are a million other Best Singers At Their Churches who all want the same thing you do. It’s not enough. Plus: the outfits. Ohhh the outfits. Last week it was Brechtian Ring Master. This week it was Urban Pee-Wee Herman. It’s just too much. Too many embellishments. His clothes are like his singing! Nothing fits right and it’s all a bit overdone and I don’t think anyone understands it. I really think he ought to go home this week. Though I will sort of miss the performance outfits. Next week was going to be Georgian-era Street Walker. Sigh. Our Latino Egghead who we were all so in love with? WTF was that last night? It’s like someone put a big melon by the side of his bed on Monday night and when he woke up he looked like Egghead Latino but he was really some sort of soft-sided Danny Gokey. It was just a mess. There he was singing some sorta slow R&B growl-jam that just didn’t feel right. It felt like capitulating, it felt like compromise. And of course after whining last week about things being too non-traditional, wild-maned Kara had to stumblespeak about how it was boring and staid and whatever. The judges were actually doing that all night, contradicting themselves. “Yo dawg, I wanna see you change it up, do something fresh! For me, for you, make it new! I’m rhymin’ here!” And then a minute later to someone else, “Hey that’s a great song. Why are you changing it? Just sing the song. It doesn’t need anything new.” How are any of the kids supposed to take anything away from that? I mean, I suppose they deserve to lose if they were taking Randy, or anyone but Simon, seriously in the first place, but still. The judges just have no idea what they’re saying, ever. And it is too bad. The Mystery Boys What is one to make of Tim Urban ? Sure he looks like a cast member from a gender-reversed remake of Little Darlings directed by Mike Jeffries, and that is mildly intriguing , but he’s also such a resplendent dope of a person, isn’t he? Just singing his silly songs with his silly grin and brown corn silk hair. I mean, he ain’t goin’ anywhere. Oh lawd no. That child is in this for the haul , I assume. I think. I mean, if Sanjaya can do it… Lord if Chicken Little can do it! Tim Urban must do it. Even though he wears white pants. Can you believe he wore white pants? White pants. And a red shirt. On national television. While strumming a little guitar. And wearing Muzzy’s head like a hat. He’s so confusing. He’s hilarious, and yet he’s also awful. What can we do with him? And what are we going to do with this poor little sixteen year old who has chosen to struggle with some internal issues on the most watched television show in America? It just seems so mean. Kid is a child , and he’s be-bopping all over the place while everyone sighs and snickers. At least the judges seem to like him. You know who I’m talking about, right? That kid. Who wears the chain, the confirmation necklace or whatever. Yeah, him. He’s just so… What is he? What is he doing? Does anyone get what’s going on there? Again, the judges are into it. The judges are digging it. But I am not picking up what he is laying down. Does anyone else get his jive? Or is it really all complete bunk? If you have an answer for me, that’d be real marvy. Abusing Authority Did anyone else notice just how touchy-feely Ryan was last night? He was alllll over Carol Brady like he was made of churros. Just wanted to take a big amusement park bite out of him. Poor Carol was a little uncomfortable (“Oh, Miiiike…”) but you know he secretly liked it. Legends and whispers sweep through the studio about Ryan’s Boys. They’re much like Paula’s Men, those dudes she’d sleep with during the week and favor during the broadcast. It’s good to be one of Ryan’s Boys. It was good to be one of Kara’s Boys, but apparently something happened. Casey Johnson? The toucan wearing a Jessica Lange wig? Yeah, Kara has been in lurrrrve with him. But then something must have happened, because last night she wasn’t just critical. She was deliberately mean. She called him dirt. Dirt! As if this was an after school special from the ’70s. “Oh that Jimmy Jenkins is real dirt, Judy.” It was kind of embarrassing. I really wonder what happened. Do you think it had anything to do with why her hair looked like there was a small tornado outside of the Vidal Sassoon Training Academy? I hope it did. I think it did. I believe . CLAP!

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American Idol: Clap for Tinkerbell! [Recaps]

American Idol Guys Show and Prove Sorta

In a last minute switcheroo, the boys pull through…mostly.

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‘American Idol’ Top 10 Men Step It Up

Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert make an impression, while Jermaine Sellers and John Park still don’t get it. By Gil Kaufman Lee Dewyze Photo: Fox Tuesday night’s (March 2) last-minute switcheroo was as good a lesson as any for the “American Idol” top 20 that if you want to be a star, you have to be ready to roll with it. The top 10 women were supposed to perform, but due to an undisclosed illness for Crystal Bowersox — who was under a doctor’s orders to take it easy — the men had to step it up and take the stage a night earlier than usual. After last week’s poorly received first round of live performances, the boys could only go up, so it was anyone’s guess what kind of firepower they were going to bring. Another change? Ellen DeGeneres was on the move again, migrating from her spot at the far end of the table — as distant from foil Simon Cowell as possible — to the middle, right up against Kara DioGuardi, with Randy Jackson providing the bookend. None of the guys used the lineup change as an excuse, and Lee Dewyze and Alex Lambert suddenly surged to the top of the heap as early front-runners Andrew Garcia and Casey James underwhelmed again. Big Michael Lynche, 26, was first, revealing that in addition to working his enormous guns, he went to a performing-arts high school and has always been a musical-theater geek. After not blowing anyone away last week, Lynche came back with James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World,” showing off a previously shaded soulful side and intense performing chops, working the stage and the microphone stand while hitting some powerful sustained notes at the song’s end. Randy said Lynche finally showed some fire in his eyes, giving the personal trainer a standing ovation and dubbing him an R&B star, while Ellen said he set the bar for the night. DioGuardi didn’t really get it until Tuesday night but was finally won over. “Tonight, you went from being a singer to someone who could potentially be a great artist,” she said. Cowell said the new dad transformed from a pussycat to a lion in one week and that, despite choosing a nearly 50-year-old song, he didn’t sound dated and finally found his groove. Chicago’s John Park had a lot of ground to make up after a crash-and-burn performance last week, going more contemporary with John Mayer’s “Gravity,” a spare ballad he performed while seated on a stool. Though he showed moments of soul, overall, Park proved again that his unpredictable voice is not strong enough to take him to the finish line. The vibe was better, but Randy dubbed it flat. Ellen and Kara agreed that it was way better but that Park wasn’t really taking any chances. Simon predicted Park’s singing group Purple Haze would soon have him back. “It was what I call a ‘so what?’ performance,” he said, calling it inauthentic and not star-quality. Cowboy cutie Casey James, who said he’d never watched “Idol” before trying out because he hasn’t had a TV for most of his life, chose a song that has been performed a number of times on the show, hoping that his version of Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want To Be” would stand out. Ripping it up on electric guitar, James added some Southern-boogie rock energy to the tune, amping up the arrangement with a ripping solo at the end and some sandpaper in his vocal, which was a bit flat at points. Kara tried to downplay the cougar-mance aspect of their relationship and said James took two big steps backward because “everything that was distinct about you — upfront, center, honest — went away.” Instead, all she saw was him jamming on guitar and not really bringing the vocals. Cowell agreed, saying he turned into a generic bar singer. Randy loved the Jimi Hendrix vibe and said it was the right choice for the would-be rocker. Bundle-of-nerves Alex Lambert, 19, could go nowhere but up after his knee-knocking first live show and might have endeared himself to America by revealing that he writes lyrics in his Native American-sounding made-up boyhood language. He went with John Legend’s “Everybody Knows,” appearing a tad more comfortable strumming his acoustic guitar and showing off some impressively ragged vocals that suggested he could be a force on the show if he gets over his stage fright. Randy saw a huge improvement over last week and Ellen, well, she brought back that unripe-banana metaphor and marveled at how quickly Lambert amped up the confidence. “There isn’t a person out there who isn’t rooting for you,” Kara added, saying he had an incredible, very recordable voice that producers would love to get their hands on. Simon told him to start showing a killer instinct and acting like he can win this thing. One of this season’s wild cards, “Nutcracker” veteran Todrick Hall, made sure you couldn’t compare him to Tina Turner’s original version of “What’s Love Got to Do With It?,” smoothing out the song into a velvety bedroom ballad that exploded into a soul shouter midway through. The falsetto run at the end worked for Randy, but again he faulted Hall for trying too hard to change the arrangement. “Just sing it, ’cause you can sing — for once,” he pleaded. Despite Simon’s criticism that he looks like a dancer trying to sing, Ellen said she wanted to see him move more and use his strength, predicting the old-ish song would not get him votes. “I would say, Todrick, move but don’t sing, because this is not working out at all for you,” Simon said simply, comparing it to a corny, irrelevant theme-park performance. “I don’t know what’s going through your head at the moment, but you are getting this completely and utterly wrong.” Jermaine Sellers told us he wasn’t ashamed to rock his dinosaur onesie, but when it came time to sing, he took it way down for a smooth-jazz take on Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On.” The front wedge haircut didn’t work and the vocals swung from sanctified to kind of screechy. “One trick that means something,” Kara counseled about Hall’s piling on of vibrato, falsetto and wacky runs. Though it had a couple of bright moments, Jackson said it was too fussy and not great. Ellen, of course, loved the onesie and praised his style, but said it was just off. Mostly, the judges are frustrated and disappointed that Hall waters down great songs like Gaye’s by messing with them too much. We found out that Andrew Garcia has been a breakdancer his whole life and that he has a soft spot for James Morrison’s ballad “You Give Me Something.” Sitting awkwardly on a stool, Garcia slipped further still from his front-runner status, serving up some powerfully gritty vocals undercut by a stiff delivery. Making the wrong song choice two weeks in a row is a sign of a looming problem, Simon said, expressing his disappointment once again. Ellen liked it and overlooked the pitch problems, though Randy thought it was just not the right kind of song for Garcia’s voice. Perhaps he peaked too early with his cover of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up,” Kara suggested, saying he’s been going down ever since and not surprising the panel. Amateur shutterbug Aaron Kelly, 16, chose the Temptations’ “My Girl,” looking only slightly more comfortable onstage than last week and showing off his soulful, if a bit shaky, chops and underdeveloped falsetto. For Jackson, it was 200 percent better than last week even with the iffy second half of the song, and DioGuardi praised Kelly’s versatility and consistency. DeGeneres called the song forgettable, and Cowell said it went all over the place, suggesting that he model himself after Justin Bieber and decide what kind of artist he wants to be. “You’ve got to come on here week after week, tell us, tell America, ‘This is the kind of artist I want to be,’ not just sing that kind of song,” he said. One of 10 kids, Tim Urban knows what it’s like to get ganged up on, especially after his epic fail last week. He went with “Come On Get Higher” by singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson, and while the strummy number was better, Urban still fell flat more often than not and just didn’t do the trick. There was nothing special for Randy, who called it too karaoke, and Ellen thought he might be better off acting on a show like “Glee” given his lack of charisma onstage mixed with a winning cutie-pie appeal. The song choice was right for Kara, but there was nothing special. In a shocker, Cowell said it was a marked improvement and that the song was more relevant, eliciting the by-now-signature Urban look of utter disbelief. Paint salesman Lee Dewyze was revealed as a juvenile-delinquent-gone-good, and he continued his winning ways with Hinder’s “Lips of an Angel.” Giving the hard-rock ballad a Black Crowes-style soul/rock makeover and wrapping his gritty vocals all over the tune, he emerged as a force to be reckoned with after a second straight solid performance. Pitch problems aside, Randy and Ellen liked it, even though Dewyze just stood there, which came across as passionate and engaged for the newest judge. Kara said she could hear him on the radio right now and praised his commercial sound and look, with Cowell again telling Lee he’s “head and shoulders” above the rest of the guys, if only he’d stop looking so terrified. “You may be the one to beat,” he said. With or without Bowersox, the ladies will take the stage Wednesday night. How do you think the guys did on Tuesday night? Who killed it? Who blew it? Let us know by leaving your comments below. Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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Ke$ha Teaches Boys A Lesson (Or Four) In ‘Blah Blah Blah’ Video

She is joined by 3OH!3 in her sassy new clip. By Jocelyn Vena Ke$ha in her “Blah Blah Blah” video Photo: Sony Music While quite a few boys take a liking to Ke$ha , they aren’t always the kinds of guys she’d like to spend time with. And as she makes her way to the bar in the new video for “Blah Blah Blah,” which premiered online Tuesday, she’s already being bothered by one of those unworthy dudes. The video is a rulebook for the right and (mostly) wrong ways to approach the sassy pop star. Lesson #1: If Ke$ha is playing pool and you think that is the right time to flirt with her, she will duct-tape your mouth. Lesson #2: If Ke$ha is busy at the arcade and you think that might be a better time to start a conversation with her, she will eventually just push you and your advances away. Lesson #3: If you think playing acoustic guitar for the singer is the right move to impress her, you’re wrong again. When Ke$ha isn’t teaching boys a lesson or three, she’s singing in a bowling alley, texting her pals about the lack of good men in the world and letting the boys of 3OH!3 put their two cents in about the do’s and don’ts of relationships. Ke$ha, however, teaches the most important lesson of all (#4, for those keeping count) back at the bowling alley, when a man comes over to talk to her. She eventually loses her interest when his toupee falls off. The video’s bottom line: Ke$ha just doesn’t have time for fake guys or their fake hair. Related Artists Ke$ha

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‘American Idol’ Top 12 Females Take Stage For First Performance Night

Underdogs Paige Miles, Lilly Scott and Katelyn Epperly shine during new judge Ellen DeGeneres’ first official show. By Gil Kaufman Paige Miles on ‘American Idol’ Tuesday Photo: Fox After endless weeks of prep, “American Idol” finally went live Tuesday (February 23), offering fans of the show the first look at the top 12 female performers as well as new judge Ellen DeGeneres, who quickly established that she will be offering up plenty of good advice mixed with comedy chops and support. DeGeneres, who uncharacteristically seemed nervous at times, set the tone early, setting up a video gag explaining why she was on the opposite end of the judge’s table from Simon Cowell, explaining that he “wants” her via a doctored clip in which he appeared to be feeling her leg under the table during Hollywood week. And then it was on to the real business of the night as preschool teacher Paige Miles, 24, went first, growling her way through a peppy, gritty cover of Free’s classic rock staple “All Right Now.” “I think out of all the girls you have the best voice,” Cowell said, before blasting her for the poor choice of what he called a cheap wedding-singer tune. Kara DioGuardi loved the soulful take on the rock song, also praising her chops. One of the season’s early audience favorites, 22-year-old student Ashley Rodriguez, took on Leona Lewis’ “Happy,” offering up a breathy, dramatic and sometimes off-key version of the song by one of Cowell’s prot

Crystal Bowersox, Andrew Garcia Are Early ‘American Idol’ Favorites In Poll

New AOL poll finds that fans are digging Ellen DeGeneres but miss Paula Abdul. By Gil Kaufman Crystal Bowersox Photo: FOX Crystal Bowersox and Andrew Garcia are the early frontrunners on this season of “American Idol” according to a new AOL Television poll, which also revealed that, so far, fans are loving new judge Ellen DeGeneres, but still missing their old pal Paula Abdul. Tuesday night’s (February 23) two-hour performance show by the top 12 girls will feature dreadlocked mom Bowersox, 24, while the boys’ sing-off on Wednesday will spotlight fellow young parent, 24-year-old Garcia. In the poll, Garcia led all vote-getters with 26.2 percent, barely edging out Bowersox, who was second in the weekend tally at 25.2 percent. The poll ran on the site from February 18-22 and got 57,682 votes. Another parent, new dad Michael Lynche, came in a solid third at 15.5 percent, but the personal trainer whose wife gave birth while he was toiling in Hollywood week was also voted the most overhyped contestant, with 36.8 percent. He was followed in that category by Bowersox (12.3 percent), Didi Benami (9.7 percent), Katie Stevens (12.5 percent) and Garcia (7.2 percent). Others making the early favorite list include pinup cowboy Casey James (15 percent), Stevens (12.5 percent) and Lilly Scott (5.6 percent). Clearly the more intense focus on contestants’ compelling backstories has resonated with fans, who overwhelmingly (78.3 percent) said the show’s mini biographies give singers an unfair advantage in voting. But some of those with tearjerking stories didn’t make it past Hollywood. Poll respondents ranked the contestants they thought should have made the top 24, putting three-time washout Angela Martin at the top (44 percent), followed by teary crooner Thaddeus Johnson (21.7 percent), Shelby Dressel (15.1 percent), Tori Kelly (8.7 percent) and Jermaine Purifoy (5.7 percent). Ashley Rodriguez was voted this season’s most likely dark horse at 28.5 percent, followed by quirky Siobhan Magnus (21 percent), last-minute finalist Tim Urban (20.1 percent), Lacey Brown (15.8 percent) and John Park (14.5 percent). And while 58 percent said that so far they love DeGeneres, 46.3 percent said they miss former judge Paula Abdul “a ton” and that the show is not the same without her. The bad news for Paula? Almost as many (41.3 percent) said don’t miss her at all, and 12.4 percent said they never noticed she left. Who’s your season nine favorite so far? Do you agree with this poll’s results? Talk about it in the comments below! Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions.

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