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LMAO: This Author Has The Most Ratchetest Romance Titles Your Ratchet Mind Can Imagine

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Source: Bob Thomas / Getty Picture it… You finally have a day off to relax. The skies are clear and the day has just started, so you decide to go to a nice spot outside. But what do you do? Do you sleep? Do you reflect about your life? Or how about something better… You pull out your freshly bought copy of “Sleeping With My Husband’s Side B*tch.” Another project…Still in the planning phases… “SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND'S SIDE BITCH” pic.twitter.com/B1aWpjeXK8 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Not your cup of tea? Then surely “Pregnant By My Husband’s Grandaddy” will get you hooked. Or maybe the “Juicy Coochie Chronicles.” Another banger in the process of writing…JUICY COOCHIE CHRONICLES. Might be more of a novella series. pic.twitter.com/OBMFO2NDp2 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Then finish off the evening with “This H*e Got Roaches In Her Crib.” If you want a free .PDF copy of “This B*tch Got Roaches In Her Crib”, join the beta readers' group on FB. The .PDF file is listed in the files section of the group. https://t.co/Z5QFw1yWdx pic.twitter.com/GeX2qFtdCC — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 In case you’re wondering if these are real books… Yes they are. Author Quan Millz is dropping literary masterpieces centered around scandalous tales and over-the-top drama. His publishing house,  5StarLit , tells stories that “range from everyday, regular people to high-level gold diggers, hustlers, players, thieves, dancers, scammers, and white-collar people.” Characters deal with everything from “cheating partners and scandalous side chicks to high-collar corporate deception and politicians whose connections reach deeply into the city’s underworld.” Are you a fan yet? Maybe Quan’s upcoming releases will have you pulling out your coins… More 3 AM title ideas: 3). When A Savage And A Bo$$ B*tch Link Up 4). My Psycho Baby Mama 5). My Psycho Baby Daddy 6). Side Bitch Commandments (already in the works) 7). Fuck Boy Commandments 8). Real Bitches Do Real Things 9). Sleeping With My Pastor's Side N*gga — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Come on…let’s be real… With books like “Once The Side B*tch, Now I’m The Main B*tch,” you’ll be dying to know how one can go from side-chickatry to numero uno in a dude’s life. A part of my current “SIDE BITCH COMMANDMENTS” series. “ONCE THE SIDE BITCH NOW I'M THE MAIN BITCH”. This is a story about the game of side chickatry. Chess for hoes. pic.twitter.com/qONruL4i6J — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 “5StarLit stories are originally devised, designed, and sculpted for our audience. You will  not  find our stories re-hashed under another name or brand, because we literally write with our audience in mind,” the publishing site says. We won’t find these stories re-hashed nowhere? Okay. If you peep their other scandalous books, you might start to believe them. Swipe through for more shocking (and just plain hilarious) titles from the visionary Quan Millz and 5StarLit!

LMAO: This Author Has The Most Ratchetest Romance Titles Your Ratchet Mind Can Imagine

Missy Elliott Congratulates Iggy Azalea On Her Success With An On-Air Phone Call

Source: Don Arnold / Getty Iggy Azalea can be a divisive figure in the hip hop world. Though she’s had much success with hit records like “Fancy,” some folks have also accused her of cultural appropriation  or having sub-par rap skills. But despite your own feelings about the Australian rapper, one iconic spitter seems to approve — the one and only Missy Elliott.  Missy gave Iggy a call on Power 106’s “The Cruz Show” earlier this week. Missy explained, “They hit me up and I said I wasn’t gonna miss it.” The Virginia spitter then went on to tell Iggy “Just keep doing your thing. Congratulations on all your success!” Iggy was fangirling the whole time saying, “I spent my entire childhood watching her videos, like just wanting to make music videos that could be anywhere near as good as hers. I know that mine aren’t, by the way, because she’s the ultimate GOAT of all-time music videos. She’s just the original girl that doesn’t fit the mold and she’s cool.” So now that Missy approves, will the naysayers  let Iggy through?   Don’t rush to answer that. Until then, you can check out the full Misdemeanor-Iggy encounter below starting at 2:01!

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Weekend Shmood: When Your Turnt Uncle Starts Twerking At The Young Folks Party

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Source: Flashpop / Getty The weekend has finally arrived, and while Thursday had young people bringing the hype , Friday is all about the elders… …your turnt up uncle, to be specific. Watch an Instagrammer’s uncle drop it like it’s hot below and let it serve as inspiration for your Weekend Shmood!  

Weekend Shmood: When Your Turnt Uncle Starts Twerking At The Young Folks Party

Reunited! Watch BFFs LeBron James And Michael Beasley Perform “Back That Azz Up”

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Source: Jesse D. Garrabrant / Getty New Laker LeBron James will have help from his boy Michael Beasley in LA next season. Beasley just signed a one-year deal worth 3.5 million. For old time’s sake, watch Bron and Beas perform Juvenile ’s “Back That Azz” when they were teammates the first time around. Reunited: Michael Beasley & LeBron James! pic.twitter.com/6RR8GmLZmq — David Astramskas (@redapples) July 20, 2018 Keep flipping to see who used to win most of Bron and Beas’ one-on-one duels in practice during the Miami days.

Reunited! Watch BFFs LeBron James And Michael Beasley Perform “Back That Azz Up”

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

I guess it is safe to say that Candice Swanepoel is on the comeback tour. She knows that now that the baby number 2 in her perpetual pregnancy has been shat out – it’s time to get back to social media with the slutty to get noticed, attention, generate buzz and keep the brand happy that their Mat Leave girl is back in the mix, after she’s abandoned them for 3 years breeding like the pervert who is addicted to being cummed inside that she is. Point being, that she may represent the reason why companies shouldn’t hire women, with their whole pregnancy…leaving the company in shambles with no regard to the business at hand or their role in the company…and just selfishly want to breed….disgusting character really, typical but disgusting….bring the whole ship down so you can go have a fucking kid and expect to get paid the whole time because it’s your right as a woman – fuck off. Other point is…keep up the nudes Candice..the banged out pussy is not offensive to me…I can handle it…don’t be shy mom pussy owner…don’t keep it from us with these “high art concept” pieces… The post Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Tits for Fashion of the Day

Irina Shayk may be older, a mom, locked down in her A-List fucking and getting knocked up hustle…that apparently worked out for her. She may have had a lot of work done to her face and body and whatever else to maintain that look we all liked so much when she used Ronaldo to get to America in Sports Illustrated, where she became famous, paid and jerked off to by the masses, not bad for some Russian chick who was likely raised poor but had a Russian work ethic to make things happen for her…thanks in part to looking like Irina Shayk… But I still think she’s wonderful….especially holding her tit in a bra…it’s perfect. How you’d want any and all sex workers to be really. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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She’s Raw: Rapper Sheila D Yeah Blasts Nasty A&R Talking About Her Kid On New “Ratchet Royalty” EP

Sheila D Gets Raw On “Ratchet Royalty” Firstly, Sheila D Yeah has been doing her thing musically for a minute and she’s dope. The Baltimore native took her talents to L.A. where she ran into a few hiccups, but it hasn’t stopped her from living out her musical dreams. On her latest release “ Ratchet Royalty “, the lyricist discusses her struggles as a single mother — very different content from what’s popping with women rappers today. Sheila includes a voicemail from an aggy A&R on the intro of the EP, and dude straight up tells her no one wants to work with her because she had a baby. “Unfortunately [inaudible] has lost interest. The concern is, and this is probably why she has never gone anywhere…she’s a mother, she has a kid and there’s no father in the picture. If you look a billboard Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Cardi…they don’t have kids. Cardi B may be pregnant but she can do that…Everyone is not interested because she has a child.” It starts at the 1:00 mark: Wow, do you think it’s a fair or foul decision to not sign a contract with someone because they are a mother??? Sounds cruel. Congratulations to Sheila for getting her EP off, despite haters! Hear “Ratchet Royalty” here:

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Here’s Why #BlackInkCHI Fans Are 9Mag Shading Ryan & Rachel’s 84-Year-Old Situationship

Black Ink Chicago: Ryan Henry’s Long Term Situationship Makes Viewers Cringe If you were watching last night’s episode of Black Ink Chicago , you would have seen Ryan gift Rachel a brand new Benz. The two claim to have dated for “15 years”, share two children (one biologically) and run a business together. But, they aren’t “committed.” Rachel’s family and even Ryan’s mama is even looking at them funny at this point. Are you guys “together” together, or just raising kids together? It’s confusing. Ryan gathered both their families around for this?? And then says he’s going to take his time committing to Rachel, because she needed a Benz and folks are calling it BS. I’m not understanding why some folks are saying that Ryan and Rachel are taking their time. It’s been 15 years, how much time do you need? #BlackInkCrewCHI pic.twitter.com/bwPOYouq2c — Lauren (@_OoohLaaLaa_) July 19, 2018 Where do YOU stand on a 15 year relationship with no commitment??? Hit the flips and see hilarious takes from fans on Ryan and Rachel’s confusing casual union.

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adidas Unveils New PureBOOST Go Running Sneaker With A$AP Ferg

Source: ADIDAS / adidas adidas is looking to add yet another signature selection to their already impressive portfolio. They are introducing a new runner and have chosen A$AP Ferg as the face of the launch. Their PureBOOST Go features a knitted upper panel with targeted zones for an adaptive fit and premium natural feel. A molded heel counter allows for optimal movement of the achilles. Additionally their BOOST technology is used on the midsole giving the wearer premium cushioning with each step while the outsole helps adjust to various turf conditions. The German footwear brand has handpicked the Hood Pope for the official product roll-out. Three Stripes will also use the “Plain Jane” MC’s rapping skills to promote the shoe. He has crafted a new track titled “Brag” which will be exclusively released on adidas.com on July 24. Source: ADIDAS / adidas The adidas PureBOOST Go will go on sale Thursday, July 19 online and at select adidas stores for a suggested price of $120.00. Currently there are five colorways including a triple black, steel and cloud white. Source: ADIDAS / adidas Via  Hypebeast Photo: adidas

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Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage…. Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits… People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them. I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life…. Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane. I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral… 40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL…. While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars… You would think I would take a fucking hint already right… Well clearly I’m a masochist. The post Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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