Source: Didier Baverel / Getty Everyone loves a good play on words — and the English language is nothing short of confusing idioms and double entendres that a person who’s learning English would have a super difficult time trying to learn. imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things — venmo id: @tinyhandsss (@allisonkollins) December 18, 2017 Hit the flip to see how long it’ll take your brain to figure out these optical illusions, puns and idioms. If it takes you a while, don’t worry — common sense just ain’t that common.
Source: Didier Baverel / Getty Everyone loves a good play on words — and the English language is nothing short of confusing idioms and double entendres that a person who’s learning English would have a super difficult time trying to learn. imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things — venmo id: @tinyhandsss (@allisonkollins) December 18, 2017 Hit the flip to see how long it’ll take your brain to figure out these optical illusions, puns and idioms. If it takes you a while, don’t worry — common sense just ain’t that common.
Selena Gomez got the hard nipple in the tight workout gear….because Selena Gomez got a new Kidney and all of a sudden a new face, and a new her… She’s one of the most uninteresting clickbait stories of her generation, just dickmatized by Beiber, only to end up in rehab numerous times, garbage….who think she’s the fucking most important person ever…because society made her feel that way…even with her terminal disease…but girl’s rich and will not die…instead…she’ll just jack up her face and tits…to look like an instagram girl…trying to fit in…because she never had a childhood…sad tits…. She’s a brand new person…literally…just as uninteresting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez in Workout Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Science & Society Picture Library / Getty Every time a new hashtag makes its way through the waves of the Twittersphere, users do their best to be the best and the first for making whatever joke is at hand. The latest hashtag that has people talking is #RuinAVideoGameInOneWord, which is a variation of other tweets that have gotten people in their creative mode in the past. “Ruin ____ In One Word” is always a big hit on the internet, and this time was definitely no different. As far as video games go, whether its making the name of the game super inappropriate or just changing the entire meaning of the once fun adventure, nothing is off limits. Check out some of the funniest #RuinAVideoGameInOneWord tweets on the next few pages. Personal Space Invaders #RuinAVideogameInOneWord — Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) December 19, 2017 Chronic the Hedgehog #RuinAVideogameInOneWord pic.twitter.com/dxzwFRsJmt — Aura”Mandarin”Aurange (@TalkzHard) December 19, 2017 #RuinAVideogameInOneWord Streep Fighter pic.twitter.com/fsd5F6zD2T — kim gillespie (@NOISEBOXER) December 19, 2017
Bella Thorne does not exist, I mean besides to her drug dealer who is pumping her full of what I assume is Heroin or MDMA, raver shit for the broken heart… But she does have a lot of fucking followers, is getting a lot of work, is making money – like she was still on a Disney Show…and she almost matters thanks to social media… So to celebrate that, girl’s gotta post a damn panty shot…it’s how she knows she’s alive. The post Bella Thorne Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Kevin Mazur / Getty On Sunday afternoon, Ms. Tina Lawson casually posted Beyoncé’s nearly waist length, thick natural ponytail on Instagram and blew up the Internet. What was a moment of pride for a typical, social media awkward Black mama, quickly shifted into a cultural debate over whether Bey’s tresses were really straight from the scalp. The incredulous camp came off as “haters,” doubting the ability of a Black woman to grow almost 14 inches of hair in just four years. On the other hand, the believers ushered in an even more problematic trope, that this amount of growth is possible if Black Women just simply “took care of their hair.” Both sides of the argument illuminate the genetic and socio-economic bias that still plagues our communities when we discuss natural hair. Source: ShadeRoom IG / Shaderoom IG Source: ShadeRoom IG / Shaderoom IG Source: ShadeRoom IG / Shaderoom IG Beyoncé famously chopped her hair back in 2013 into a short coif while filming the “Pretty Hurts” video from her self-titled album. At the time, Beyoncé’s hair stylist Neal Farinah said of the brave move, “We were showing all of the trials and tribulations women have to go through, and showing the pressure it puts on women to look a certain way, because the myths about how a woman should look, they’re crazy.” Sadly, the social media conversation surrounding Beyonce’s hair growth since her big chop would reinforce the pressure on Black women’s natural hair to “look a certain way.” Black women are privy to the texture wars that thwarted the natural hair movement since it resurfaced back in the early 2000s. 3C, wavy, long hair became the gold standard of naturalistas, and its preference was evident in both YouTube views and advertising. And for the women whose hair grew out of their scalp a little kinkier or tightly coiled, the banner message was to manipulate and twist your hair as much as possible into an “acceptable” look. Many 4cs, like myself, became exhausted with the product trials, heat abstinence, the endless tutorials and frankly, the lack of representation. And that deep sense of exhaustion wasn’t because we were lazy or just “didn’t find the right product.” It’s because we were literally working against our DNA. As #BeyonceHairGate believers took to social media to sound off on the scandal, the refrain was “if black women just take care of their hair, they would achieve this growth.” Which is completely false. That line of thinking echoes the pervasive stereotypes that diminish kinky-coifed naturals into unkept “bush babies.” Beyond a typical washing, moisturizing, conditioning and trim routine, there is nothing many Black women can do to force hair growth. The scarfing down of horse vitamin pills and the hours spent manipulating kinky hair into compliance does not necessarily yield longer hair. The 6 inches of growth a year we are scientifically entitled to don’t always net out because of genetic factors. Some women have genetically finer hair that is more prone to breakage, split ends and single strand knots. Some women may have thicker hair that grows out and not down. Some women have the thickest, largest Afro that appears thin once straightened. And without weekly trips to the hairdresser (which quickly add up and speak to the socio-economic disparity of hair care), a lot of women with breakage-prone hair opt for protective styling to protect their ends. So yes, some Black women can grow long hair. Others choose not to. Even more find their hair working against them in the quest for inches. And that’s okay. The shame associated with not having long hair always tilts back to personal responsibility, when there are so many variables outside of our control that contribute to hair growth. As we dismantle the hold that white supremacy has on the black community economically, politically and legally, it’s time we get their hands off our perceptions of our hair. We can celebrate Beyonce’s hair journey while acknowledging that she has a genetic predisposition to socially-acceptable natural hair. RELATED LINKS Long Hair Don’t Care! Mama Tina Debuts Beyonce’s Real Rapunzel Tresses The Lion Queen: Disney Confirms Beyonce’s Role In Live-Action ‘Lion King’ Beyonce’s Best Street Style Moments [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2905400″ overlay=”true”]
In preparation for hosting a bash at a strip club, Farrah Abraham asked for a vajazzling kit and also some neon panties on top of her appearance fee, because of course she did. But she's also prepping for the show by getting dermal fillers, which is when they inject stuff under the skin of your face. And, Farrah being Farrah, she's posted a video, which you can see below. Fair warning: it's not for the faint of heart. Do you guys know what vajazzling is? No, it is not the art of playing saxophone through your vagina, but honestly the word “jazz” is right there in the name so that's a great guess. Vajazzling is a portmanteau of “vagina” and “bedazzle,” and refers to adhering crystal jewelry to your (shaved) pubic mound. You know how sequins can look neat on, like, a prom dress or whatever? It's like that, except tiny crystals, and they're all scattered around (well, above, mostly) somebody's vulva. Well, Farrah Abraham is hosting Crazy Horse III's XXXMas Party in Vegas, which is very nearly peak Farrah Abraham. And she asked for a vajazzling kit in preparation. But that's not all that she's doing to get ready. In the video that you'll see below, Farrah Abraham is getting dermal filler injections. She uploaded the video with the caption: “The best of the best in #lasvegas @flawlessvegas Melanie I so enjoyed my #sculptra & how quick it was! Ladies mention #Farrah for $50.00 OFF #LA #lasvegas call in to schedule” In a normal world, where product endorsements or flagrant self-promotion were more conversational, Farrah would have just tweeted: Melanie did a great job giving me dermal fillers and I'm excited for my Vegas gig . Instead, she has more hashtags than any one Instagram post could ever need, all in exchange for what we assume must have been a hefty discount (if not making it outright free or paying her) at the face-stabbing clinic she visited. Wouldn't it be weird if Farrah were fake-fired for doing sex work, only to be actually fired for lashing out at MTV and Viacom in a totally bonkers word salad? Because she's been doing a lot of that, biting the Teen Mom hand that fed her for most of the last decade. And she's been doubling down on her sex work, promoting her lingerie products and also Personally, we don't understand why so many companies are enjoying partnering with her, but then, we don't understand why Farrah masturbating on camera garnered so many views, either. To be clear, there is absolutely nothing wrong with sex work. We don't know how Farrah's drama with MTV will ultimately end, but no one should be shamed for doing any form of sex work — least of all that which is legal. Farrah has a whole host of actual bad qualities, including racist outbursts and using her young daughter's Twitter account to promote porn . There's plenty to criticize without attacking sex work itself. As we mentioned, the video itself shows Farrah getting dermal fillers. And … also like we said, it's really not for the faint of heart. First of all, it features blood and needles. There are people who pass out in the presence of either. And second of all … well, you picture somebody's face getting filled and it just makes you squirm. I'm not anti-cosmetic treatments or anything, but it's weird for someone so young to undergo so many. Still, compared to Farrah sharing her vaginal rejuvenation treatments, a few pokes in the face aren't really a big deal. If you're up for blood and needles going into Farrah's face, and if you're curious about what dermal fillers are like, this is the video for you:
In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless, spread vagina and asshole, and overall good old fashion pervert as fuck times being norm…. It’s hard to get excited about a chick in fitness pants doing some public workout for some media attention, all ass in the air…because it’s really not all that erotic, exciting, unless that’s your fetish, or unless you’re into Nina Dobrev, whoever the fuck that is….doing whatever the fuck this is… I’d be lying if I said I’ve never heard of Nina Dobrev, because I’ve done bullshit, irrelevant posts on her….but I don’t remember who she is, what she’s done, but I know her fan base includes at least one dude who jerks off to her…this is for that guy… I’d also be lying if I said I’ve never been turned on by a chick I don’t know in workout gear working out…not that I go to the gym, but that would be the only reason to go and I assure you that I would get turned on by a chick doing a workout…all that strength and those poses…and positions…that flexibility…clothed but still slutty enough to see things you would otherwise only see if she was boning you…which will never happen…because she’s important, she’s on Extra but she’s no Mario Lopez…who I think is the host of Extra…and if he’s not, this post will make no sense…and does it really need to make sense…there’s a girl in squat position, ass out…which is what this is really about. The post Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
#BlackFamilyGoals… Torrei Hart’s Holiday Photos Torrei Hart and her adorable kids recently posed for a heartwarming holiday photo that’s the epitome of black excellence. Torrei, her daughter Heaven, son Hendrix and nephew Vincent posed for Pynk Magazine … and Torrei dished on a typical holiday for the Harts. “Well it depends on the year,” said Torrei. “Each year my ex [Kevin] and I switch out the Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday. This Christmas holiday the kids are with my ex so I am spending the holidays in Miami. When I have the kids we usually stay up all night playing games wake up to a late breakfast enjoy each other’s company and catch an evening movie.” She also told the mag that as a black woman raising a dark-skinned daughter in Hollywood, celebrating black excellence is especially important. “It is important to me because at times I didn’t feel like I was good enough,” said Torrei. “Now I own it. I embrace everything about being beautiful and black and I am so unapologetic about it. I am also raising a dark skin daughter in Hollywood and I definitely want her to know how beautiful she is and that she is enough no matter how much society keeps trying to portray the black woman in a negative light.” Amen Torrei. What do YOU think about the holiday Harts??? More on the flip.
#BlackFamilyGoals… Torrei Hart’s Holiday Photos Torrei Hart and her adorable kids recently posed for a heartwarming holiday photo that’s the epitome of black excellence. Torrei, her daughter Heaven, son Hendrix and nephew Vincent posed for Pynk Magazine … and Torrei dished on a typical holiday for the Harts. “Well it depends on the year,” said Torrei. “Each year my ex [Kevin] and I switch out the Thanksgiving and Christmas holiday. This Christmas holiday the kids are with my ex so I am spending the holidays in Miami. When I have the kids we usually stay up all night playing games wake up to a late breakfast enjoy each other’s company and catch an evening movie.” She also told the mag that as a black woman raising a dark-skinned daughter in Hollywood, celebrating black excellence is especially important. “It is important to me because at times I didn’t feel like I was good enough,” said Torrei. “Now I own it. I embrace everything about being beautiful and black and I am so unapologetic about it. I am also raising a dark skin daughter in Hollywood and I definitely want her to know how beautiful she is and that she is enough no matter how much society keeps trying to portray the black woman in a negative light.” Amen Torrei. What do YOU think about the holiday Harts??? More on the flip.
