Issa Rae Is Bae Funny. Smart. Innovative. Fine as hell. We showed you our girl Tasha yesterday as our Bae Of The Day to get ready for the premier of Insecure Season 2. Now we wanted to focus on the brains behind the show. Issa Rae has always been fine and her glow up has only gotten more pronounced by the day. https://www.instagram.com/p/BVyfdWggfBK/?taken-by=issarae&hl=en So let’s take a look at Issa Bae (see what we did there?!) https://www.instagram.com/p/BT0QWkHgPvZ/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BRoFJTMgQAL/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ6oW0Wg7Sp/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BQZtAqRBQVp/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BPXvRl_gI-f/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BPDODcjg0cq/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BPDM9N_gNmx/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BNE4YDeAjT0/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BMhkf_2g2zP/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BMUhzWlAhAy/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BL9cikYAT_B/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BLSAsshDVVP/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BLRT4sDA526/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BLJvoegD8hz/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BKR4dViDGGu/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BHY_CFDjwGi/?taken-by=issarae https://www.instagram.com/p/BEZiVbGTavT/?taken-by=issarae
Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is taking this whole “professional Instagram model” thing of hers so seriously. This is her second round of sexy selfies in two weeks. But if Sarah wants to become a true pro, she’s going to have to step it up a bit more than this. Weekly bathrobe pictures are good, but we’re talking that, plus a minimum of 1-2 booty shaking videos a day. This is serious work!