Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for… The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports… Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment…. MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist. The post Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You’ll need to sit down for this one, you guys! The Bachelor: Australia is even more controversial than its U.S. counterpart. Georgia Tripos — a contestant on the most recent season — has apparently spearheaded a drug ring and has been selling cocaine and amphetamine on Craigslist . According to 9 News, a contestant on the reality series found herself arrested last week for running a drug ring with her friend, Kristiana Karakostas. That’s nowhere near as scary as anything we’ve ever heard about a contestant on any of our tame-in-comparison editions of the franchise. It’s downright crazy. Her cover job on the series was that she worked a real estate agent, but it just so happens that her partner crime also works there. Are estate agents not paid well in Australia these days? The part about Craigslist is particularly hilarious when you consider the fact that selling drugs is, like, not allowed. Maybe she was looking to gain recognition for her little side venture and thought appearing on The Bachelor would drum up some interest for her business. Tripos has allegedly been granted bail and is allowed to live with her mother and stepfather in Melbourne and has been summoned to appear in court on July 7. We’re sure she’ll make a tidy sum of money if she opts to sell some stories to magazines about her part in the ring. The police have to confirm the story, but they did release a statement with some tidbits of information. They confirmed that two women were found “with a large quantity of drugs” in Melbourne last Wednesday. Tripos was a memorable contestant during her stint on the series and lashed out at producers when she was given the boot from the show. View Slideshow: 16 Crazy Things You Didn’t Know About The Bachelor She claimed the producers lied that the cameras were turned off during her exit from the show and that she was even forced to trash the other women in the competition. She subsequently branded them “skanks.” Classy. To The Bachelor U.S. producers: If you want to sign Tripos up for Bachelor in Paradise , we’re sure you’ll find her details on Craigslist. View Slideshow: Bachelor in Paradise Season 4: Cast Members Who Need to Be There
It sounds like Kim Zolciak and Brielle Biermann wouldn’t shake hands with Angela Merkel, either. In one of our favorite Twitter rants of 2017, the famous mother and her nearly-equally famous daughter WENT OFF on Monday. Their target? Employees at Frankfurt Airport in Germany, claiming these individuals went ahead and actually stole some of their belongings. The reality stars were on their way back from a European vacation when the alleged craziness went down. “Crazy ass airport n [sic] Germany!” Tweeted Zolciak at the outset of her social media meltdown, adding: “So extra Told me its my government thats why they r searching all my stuff! Throwing my wigs around & s—.” Whoa there. Everyone should know better than to mess with a woman’s wigs. We’re not even making a joke there. Which is good because neither Kim nor Brielle was in a laughing mood on Twitter anyway, as they alleged they were treated unfairly due to their U.S. citizenship. “I went through security they searched my carry on, squeezing all my nutri grain bars, throwing my stuff around,” Zolciak whined at one point. Claiming she made it to her gate and was then told she had to RETURN to security again, Kim continued her tirade against the Germans. “I said this was crazy,” she wrote, to which she added that an airport official replied: “It’s because of YOUR government.” That seems a little hard to believe. Yes, U.S.-German relations are not at an all-time high right now, following Donald Trump’s trainwreck of a meeting last week with Merkel. But still, even at times of heightened global tensions worldwide, we still doubt Kim and Brielle were singled out for their nationality. Try telling that to the distraught stars, however. “SERIOUSLY @Airport_FRA all your employees need to get F–ked,” Brielle Tweeted, explaining: “They stole ALL MY s— and are harassing a bunch of people! SO F–king RUDE.” In a series of expletive-ridden messages, the 20-year old also wrote that “every single person who works here can go f— themselves” and concluded: “Don’t ever f—ing come to Germany. I hate this place.” Zolciak’s Twitter storm comes amidst rumors that she may return to The Real Housewives of Atlanta . That would at least explain the outrage to some extent; perhaps she’s trying to remind producers that she’s an expert at stirring up drama. Between co-stars. Between allied countries. Whatever. Bring them on! Kim also may have been hoping to distract the public from the fact that her four-year old recently handled an actual gun . Showing far more patience than we ever would in this kind of situation, the airport actually responses to Brielle’s Tweets, asking her to file a complaint to their customer service department. “@BrielleZolciak Dear Brielle, sorry to hear,” reads a message from the airport’s official Twitter account. “Those are serious accusations. Please tell me what happened.” We really hope this incident doesn’t further harm relations between Germany and the United States. That is so not what we need right now. View Slideshow: Brielle Biermann: Photos of Instagram’s Hottest New Star!
RHOA rumor control… Porsha Williams Responds To Apollo Nida Allegations If you’ve been keeping up on the latest drama surrounding the “Real Housewives of Atlanta “ then you should be well aware that there’s an explosive rumor swirling about Porsha Williams. As previously reported the RHOA stars sat down for a 12-hour reunion shoot on Thursday and allegedly Todd Tucker dropped a huge BOMB. According to All About The Tea , Kandi’s husband Todd dropped the info that before there was “frick and frack,” Porsha had sex with Phaedra’s felon bae Apollo Nida. The shocking news has since traveled across social media and Porsha herself is shutting the rumor down as “BS.” In addition to that, there’s a pesky screenshot surfacing where Porsha a.k.a. “True Tea P” allegedly admits to having a “moment” with Apollo. Uhhhh—that’s GOTTA BE fake, right??? RIGHT—we hope. This whole Porsha/Apollo situation has people celebrating the “Frick & Frack Is Over Party” because fans are SURE that Phaedra’s done with her RHOA bestie. Not so fast though, see Phaedra’s response to the Porsha/Apollo allegations on the flip! RealHousewivesAtlanta
So Lena Dunham has lost a lot of weight recently, right? A considerable amount of weight, really. But the thing is, she doesn’t want any of us to talk about it. “But why?” you might be thinking. “She keeps talking about it herself, what does she expect?” And those are good questions — Lena started losing weight a few months ago, and she’s been open about the reason behind it. In a February interview with Howard Stern, she explained that “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food .” “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?'” she went on. “And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.'” In January, she called a Glamour cover in which some cellulite was visible on her legs a ” triumph for womankind ,” so she’s clearly comfortable with talking about any and all aspects of her body and her weight. But in a great big long Instagram post she shared yesterday, she insists that she’s not cool with people talking about her weight. We know that because the photo she shared was a screenshot from an article titled “People Need to Stop Talking About Lena Dunham’s Weight.” In her caption, she writes “I feel I’ve made it pretty clear over the years that I don’t give even the tiniest of sh-ts what anyone else feels about my body.” “I’ve gone on red carpets in couture as a size 14. I’ve done sex scenes days after surgery, mottled with scars .” “I’ve accepted that my body is an every-changing organism,” she writes, “not a fixed entity — what goes up must come down and vice versa.” “I smile just as wide no matter my current size because I’m proud of what this body has seen and done and represented. Chronic illness sufferer. Body-shaming vigilante. Sexual assault survivor. Raging hottie. Just like all of YOU.” And this is where it gets weird — she says that “Right now I’m struggling to control my endometriosis through a healthy diet and exercise.” What about Trump though, girl? Why the change in the story? Regardless, Lena continues by saying that her weight loss “isn’t a triumph and it also isn’t some sign I’ve finally given in to the voices of trolls.” “Because my body belongs to ME — at every phase, in every iteration, and whatever I’m doing with it, I’m not handing in my feminist card to anyone.” “I refuse to celebrate these bullsh-t before-and-after-pictures,” she concludes. “Don’t we have infinitely more pressing news to attend to?” … K. It’s just strange because … like, of course her body belongs to her. And as someone who thoroughly enjoys posing nude or nearly nude at every opportunity, she should realize that people are going to notice big changes. Pointing out her weight loss isn’t somehow an anti-feminist move, and it’s not like people are saying “Thank goodness she finally lost some weight, she’s finally a real person now!” Everyone loves a good weight loss before-and-after. It’s human nature. It doesn’t have to mean something terrible, and it doesn’t require an essay. So take that body that belongs to you, Lena, and just chill for a little bit. View Slideshow: Lena Dunham: 15 Times She Has Stirred Serious Controversy
Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot …. I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time… At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes… Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot… The post Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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You can forget all about those Josh Duggar and Anna Duggar divorce rumors . For good, most likely. The controversial couple shocked fans on Friday when they took to their official family blog in order to make an unexpected announcement: Anna is pregnant with her fifth child! The couple announced in a statement: “For nearly the last two years, we have quietly worked to save our marriage, focus on our children, and rebuild our lives as a family.” “Doing so is never easy after a breach of trust.” “We’ve learned that a life of faith and rebuilding a life together is simply done one day at a time,” they continued, adding: “As we continue our journey as a family and rebuild our lives, we are delighted to share with you that we are expecting a new baby boy later this year.” “Beauty comes from ashes and we cannot wait to see and kiss the face of this sweet new boy!” They signed their announcement with a simple “Josh & Anna.” Wow. The rebuilding to which Josh and Anna reference, of course, goes back to the spring of 2015. At that time, it was revealed that Josh had molested five girls when he was a teenager – including his sisters, Jessa and Jill Duggar. Adding to the stunning nature of this bombshell was the fact that Josh’s parents (Jim Bob and Michelle) admitted that they were aware of their son’s inappropriate behavior around the time it occurred. But they did not go to the police. Instead, they decided to handle the matter “in-house” which many fans felt was irresponsible at best, or shady and cowardly at worst. TLC eventually canceled the family’s reality show in the wake of the scandal, although Jessa and Jill have returned to the spotlight via their network spinoff, Counting On. Josh later sought treatment after confessing he had cheated on his wife , a revelation that came out once his name was included among those who had an account on adultery website Ashley Madison. “I have been the biggest hypocrite ever,” Duggar said in August of 2015 upon confirming his infidelity. He continued at the time: “While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet. “This became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife. “I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family. “And, most of all, Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him.” Given the situation, it was a pretty impressive statement. And it continued even further as follows, with a mention of his molestation history no less: “I brought hurt and a reproach to my family, close friends and the fans of our show with my actions that happened when I was 14-15 years old.” “Now I have re-broken their trust.” “The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, I was hiding my own personal failings. “I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Please pray for my precious wife Anna and our family during this time.” Ever since the molestation and cheating incidents were made public, Anna’s future has been the subject of rampant speculation. Those who follow Josh’s extremely large family have wondered when the long-suffering wife finally up and divorce her dishonest, unethical husband. But this action is strictly prohibited in their religious world. Instead, Anna and Josh have simply kept a very low profile over the last two years. The latter left rehab last March of last year and, aside from attending Jinger Duggar’s wedding to Jeremy Vuolo on November 5, the couple has scarcely been seen in public. (Moreover, it certainly appeared as if TLC scrubbed Josh clean from all footage of the wedding, as you can see for yourself below.) View Slideshow: Josh Duggar: Scrubbed From Jinger’s Wedding with Reshoots, Fake Sun Glare, Kid in Front of Face Josh, 29, and Anna, 28 are parents to four young children: Mackynzie, 7, Michael, 5, Marcus, 3, and Meredith, 19 months. Baby news is nothing new to the Duggars. In fact rare for more than a few months to go by when at least one member of the family isn’t pregnant these days. Jessa, for example, gave birth to a son named Henry Wilberforce in February. Jill is currently expecting her second as well. And there’s already talk about when Jinger will get pregnant with her first child, and Joy-Anna and Joseph are courting. But this is about Josh and Anna and the new addition who will soon join their brood, a photo of which we’ve shared below: The stars celebrated their eight-year wedding anniversary in September, refraining from making a big deal of it themselves. But the Duggar family’s official site (headed by Jim Bob and Michelle) mentioned it shared a picture of them on Facebook. “Happy Anniversary, Josh and Anna,” they captioned the pic. “We are so thankful for God’s redemptive love in your lives.” Earlier this month, meanwhile, Jim Bob and Michelle paid tribute to their oldest son on his 29th birthday by posting a picture of him, Anna and the kids. We join all members of Duggar Nation in sending our best wishes to the couple and hope Anna has a healthy, stress-free, happy pregnancy. Lord knows she deserves it. View Slideshow: Duggar Family Photos: Then & Now!
As much as beards have got a bad reputation of being hipster, or lumberjack chic, or whatever, I am a firm believer, as someone who hasn’t shaved in the last decade, that they are also a great representation of how much you don’t give a fuck…if you know any reclusive people, myself included, you’ll know that they all have ratty fucking beards…because along with not showering, buying clothes, fitness or really anything else, shaving isn’t on the list of todos…so beards…as often as they are cheesy or lame…are wonderful….and I wouldn’t shave mine off…it’s like my sixth sense, my superpower that gives me extra sensitivity, my place to get soaked when a girl rides my face, you know…because some girls, not just SANTA fetishists love the beard….and I love telling them to braid their pubic hair into my face… NOW…I have never oiled my beard, besides the occasional hooker juices or burger grease, but the good people at LOVELYBEARDS sent me a package and not only did I oil my beard…I used my newly coiffed beard to seduce a girl into a hotel room to pose with their products….as a thank you to them…because apparently…beards get booty….but a oiled beard gets better quality booty…right…RIGHT.. SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW SO if you or someone you know has a beard… GET SOME BEARD OIL NOW The post LovelyBeards Beard Oil Gets Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
T.I.’s Confrontation With Overeager Fan At Gas Station Is Hilarious He’s 5’9, but he’s got the soul of a 6’4 ni**a . Yesterday, T.I. had to admonish grown azz admirer at an Atlanta gas station over the gentleman’s lack of masculinity and self-awareness when zealous fan made himself entirely too comfortable in rappers gas-pumping presence. Ol’ boy took like a year book’s worth of selfies with Clifford. Clifford was not pleased. The parched gentleman’s lady companion documented the encounter via her cellular device and uploaded the footage to the social media platform known as Instagram. Oh it’s just getting good, flip the page to see what happened next… Image via Prince Williams/ATLPics/Instagram/WENN
