I don’t know what’s in the water in Brazil, but for some reason, they always seem to be sending us the most amazing lingerie models. I’m pretty sure it’s their biggest export. And here’s the latest one I’ve come across: Daniela Braga . I’ve never thought about taking a trip to Brazil, because just leaving my mom’s basement to go to the 7-Eleven down the street counts as a pretty major expedition for a blogger, but after these pictures, I think I might have to. » view all 43 photos
Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it… The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example… A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing. Inspiring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it… The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example… A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing. Inspiring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus is a busy lady these days. Earlier this week she opened the “Dirty Hippie” semen and weed-based art show in NYC, and now she’s back on tour in South America. All that and she still finds time to twerk with her mom every weekend. How does she do it? Anyway, while the Bangerz tour has seen disappointing ticket sales , the critically-acclaimed twerk fest rolls on, with stops in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, and Argentina in the next few weeks. Fortunately, as with everything she does, Miley plans to Instagram the crap out of the tour, and she posted some epic pics from the first stop on the South American leg last night: Miley Cyrus: Bangers in South America Photos! 1. Miley Cyrus On Stage Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone’s bucket list. Yes, that’s Miley twerking for a very tall transgender woman and a very short little person. We’re pretty sure this photo actually sums up her entire career. While we’ll certainly miss Miley as she shakes her stuff below the equator, it’s important to remember that it’s our duty as Americans to share our renewable resources with the world. As long as Miley’s around, we’ll never run out of twerk energy, and we can’t think of a better way to stick it to the terrorists than having Miley travel the globe charging people hundreds of dollars for the privilege of looking at her crotch. Peep it and weep, ISIS. #Murica: 11 Miley Cyrus Crotch Shots 1. Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.
Vogue Brasil – just won. I mean, Vogue, being the iconic fashion publication, has clearly gone into the right direction of men’s magazine, which you’d think wasn’t the market they were looking for at all, but maybe fashion in Brazil is a pervert man’s game….because nothing about these amazing pics scream Vogue to me, they are more like Playboy or even Euro Lad Mag…but Vogue…weird…and I’m saying that as someone who has been jerking off to fashion since i was a kid, because fashion has always been clever enough to showcase nipple, just never quite like this… The models name is Luma Groethe…sounds like she’s totally American…which would explain why she’s so hot and not a 300 pound brickhouse like Kate Upton… I’m a fan.
Bai Ling is the original BAE…… Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing… She was the Original Courtney Stodden, or equivalent fame whore, who never really did anything specifically, but who always walked the red carpets…pulled out tits…and got herself noticed for the tabloids…but no one knew why she existed. I liked to think she was a thai tranny hooker who did well for herself and made it in America….because she’s not home working the sweatshops She is more likely a rich kid from China doing nothing in America..but publicity stunts no one really notices, involving hard nipples, white t-shirts, ALS, and water…. I’m so into this..dumpling filled with crazy…that was a Chinese food reference…I’m feeling clever today.
Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.
Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.
Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.
¡Que bella! Lately, Justin Bieber has ditched Selena Gomez for 18-year-old Miami-based fitness model Yovanna Ventura. Although many websites have called their relationship “secret,” she has been quite open about it on social media. While we don’t know much about her in comparison to Selena, we do know that she’s gorgeous. Check out these 10 glam photos of Yovanna Ventura in the slideshow ahead! See more at: LOSSIP
