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Trying to Look Up Alessandra Ambrosio’s Skirt to See Her Knocked Up Uterus while she Shaves of the Day

So pregnant, polluted uterus all filled with fetus, bearing Alessandra Ambrosio, decided to shave her legs in public, while I decided to stare at pictures of her, trying to see up her skirt, in efforts to track the damage her first pregnancy left, but more importantly, give a gynecological exam to her new pregnancy, because I’m a pervert like that…and so are you….and because watching a bitch shave her legs for money in public, although fulfilling in many ways…reminding me of a girl I used to fuck who I would always make her shave her cunt in front of a room full of people cuz I liked sharing her coinslot pussy going bald with my friends to torment them with how much luckier I was than they were, is not as fun as watching her vagina and other lady parts….especially when she’s from Brazil, and like Miss Universe Canada, could be slipping a vagina that used to house testicles past us…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…but I’ll explain, Brazil where she is from, has the best lady-boys in the world. The kind who could easily fake a pregnancy….just ask Gisele….. Get with it….idiot…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Trying to Look Up Alessandra Ambrosio’s Skirt to See Her Knocked Up Uterus while she Shaves of the Day

Trying to Look Up Alessandra Ambrosio’s Skirt to See Her Knocked Up Uterus while she Shaves of the Day

So pregnant, polluted uterus all filled with fetus, bearing Alessandra Ambrosio, decided to shave her legs in public, while I decided to stare at pictures of her, trying to see up her skirt, in efforts to track the damage her first pregnancy left, but more importantly, give a gynecological exam to her new pregnancy, because I’m a pervert like that…and so are you….and because watching a bitch shave her legs for money in public, although fulfilling in many ways…reminding me of a girl I used to fuck who I would always make her shave her cunt in front of a room full of people cuz I liked sharing her coinslot pussy going bald with my friends to torment them with how much luckier I was than they were, is not as fun as watching her vagina and other lady parts….especially when she’s from Brazil, and like Miss Universe Canada, could be slipping a vagina that used to house testicles past us…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…but I’ll explain, Brazil where she is from, has the best lady-boys in the world. The kind who could easily fake a pregnancy….just ask Gisele….. Get with it….idiot…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Singing in Japanese for Lots of Money of the Day

Miranda Kerr got paid big to do this ad in Japan…where she’s singing in Japanese, a fetish of mine cuz I love hearing bitchs speak in other languages…ideally to my dick… I guess she’s big in Japan…and it turns out that I am also big in Japan…but only cuz I am big everywhere I go…thanks to an eating disorder and slow metabolism…. Like Miranda Kerr, I’d like to Japanese famous…cuz Japan is a fucking mind trip on all fronts that makes north america look like hell… Sure hanging with top models, holding their purses when they speak Japanese like little sluts would be more fun, even if she’s got a kid….I can handle if a pussy is slightly used and abused….I am the stepfather after all….no matter how disgusting it may be….you know she’s getting paid huge money to do this stupid commercial that I find pornographic…money I would spend on some japanesee sex clubs in the school girl fetish room Here’s the behind the scenes…. Ok…so this post wasn’t that hot…to all of you…except me and my foreign language fetish….thinking of all the dirty talk I can’t understand when fucking her…so here’s some pics of her….cuz that’s what matters…

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Julia Faria Amazing Beach Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

I don’t know who this Julia Faria bitch is, or how old she is, but I do know she’s got a great ass, and more importantly a modeling contract, which is a manditory requirement to hang out with me, and by modeling contract I mean vagina, cuz even the meaty ones with little dick clits and piss flaps you can wear as a gas mask, are still hott of fuck, if anything, even hotter to fuck cuz they look like rotting deli meat sandwiches, mangled up murder victim, an alien creatures from under the sea and/or thick fleashy christmas tree decorations hanging off the tree and over the gifts all bottled up into a pinkish, brown, warm an lubricated place to stick my dick….. Either way, this Julia Faria bitch is a bikini model, she’s from Brazil and I think I may love her…

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Brian McKnight And Son’s Sing Anthem At Nascar Event And Get Heckled And Yelled At “Take That Sh*t Off Your Head!” [Video]

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J.Lo Makes Googly Eyes at Her Youngin’ While Wearing a Teeny Yellow 2 Piece in Brazil

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Brazil Identity Thief Arrested Using Fake ID With Photo of Jack Nicholson

File under bonehead move of the day: A 41-year-old man in Recife, Brazil was arrested and charged with using false documents and falsification of public document when he tried to open a bank account with a number of fake IDs in his possession, including one featuring a photograph of Jack Nicholson . According to Globo.com (via The Daily What ), the accused was attempting to open an account in the name of one John Pedro dos Santos when authorities caught on. “There is no resemblance between the suspect and actor,” notes the initial report. Closer inspection pegs the photo as Nicholson’s 2003 portrait by acclaimed photographer Martin Schoeller , published in the pages of EW years ago… so at least the guy’s got good taste? [ Globo via The Daily What ]

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Don’t Just Stand There: VIDEO

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A nightclub in Brazil does a drag recreation of Madonna’s entire Super Bowl show. Watch, AFTER THE JUMP… (via boy culture) Madonna Super Bowl Cover – Let’s Club party @ Victoria Haus / Brasilia from Parou Tudo on Vimeo. Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Towleroad Discovery Date : 21/02/2012 08:10 Number of articles : 2

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Demi Moore Released From Hospital

Actress has reportedly left Sherman Oaks Hospital, where she was admitted on Tuesday for ‘exhaustion.’ By Jocelyn Vena Demi Moore (file) Photo: FilmMagic Demi Moore has been discharged from Sherman Oaks Hospital, E! News confirms. The actress entered the Los Angeles area hospital on Monday, but it remains unclear exactly when she left the facility. The site further reports that her discharge is timed perfectly with Ashton Kutcher’s return to the States. He had been in Brazil shooting a campaign for Colcci along with supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. His return to the U.S. on Thursday (January 26) had been previously scheduled and was not prompted by Moore’s hospitalization. When TMZ cameras caught the actor out and about in Brazil, he said nothing when asked about his estranged wife’s situation. There has been a lot of speculation in the days since Moore entered the hospital , including reports that she had been inhaling nitrous oxide from aerosol cans, which then led to seizure-like symptoms. However, her rep explained that she was hospitalized for “exhaustion.” A source tells UsMagazine.com that “she has spiraled and gotten to a place where she is struggling too much to function … Her life is completely in crisis. She is turning 50 and has no idea who she is or what her focus should be.” The news of Moore’s health scare comes just months after she announced her split from Kutcher . “As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life,” she said in a statement. “This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation.” While she will no longer be in the upcoming “Lovelace” biopic, she will appear in the Miley Cyrus film “LOL,” out later this year. Related Photos Demi And Ashton: From Bliss To Breakup

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This Week in Viral Videos: Shake What Your Momma Gave You [VIDEOS]

We’ve got a team of dancing queens ready and willing to shake their pom-poms this week in viral videos, including a Brazilian dance instructor whose moves are ASStounding and a cheerleading squad so hot, the announcer can’t keep his mind on the game… More after the jump!

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