We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors. We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women…. We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…
Critics swoon over CG animation so colorful it ‘glows’ in this Brazilian bird tale voiced by Jesse Eisenberg, Jamie Foxx, more. By Eric Ditzian “Rio” Photo: 20th Century Fox If “Hop” has proved anything with its two straight weekends at the top of the box office (including a $37.5 million debut), it’s that animated fare is so often review-proof. The Russell Brand-starring tale about the Easter Bunny has owned the multiplex all this month despite being a critical dud. Now comes “Rio,” a film that not only has been garnering stellar reviews but is dropping into theaters as spring vacations unleash students from schools around the country. Is it any surprise, then, that some box-office prognosticators are suggesting the 3-D flick could gross as much as $50 million in its opening weekend? Critics have been lauding the film’s eye-popping visuals, winning musical numbers and memorable cast of supporting characters. The only criticisms, it seems, are that “Rio” perhaps jams too much wackiness into its 96-minute running time. For those assessments and more, read on for what the critics are saying about the movie. The Story “The opening musical number, featuring the exotic birds of Brazil in choreographed flight, is splashy enough to be promising. The CG animation is so colorful it just about glows. And it certainly seems a great idea to have Jesse Eisenberg, with his nerdy-hiccupy eagerness, voice the animated hero, a macaw named Blu who got poached from his native South American rain forest and has grown up as the companion of Linda (Leslie Mann), a Minnesota bookstore owner. The perfectly sturdy bird-out-of-water setup has Blu being taken back down to Rio by ornithologists so that he can mate with Jewel (Anne Hathaway), a gorgeous female macaw. They’re the last two adults of the species. Once there, of course, he must learn how to be a wild bird: how to fly and fall in love.” — Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly The Performances “Eisenberg’s tremulous voice is just right for Blu, giving him a neurotic, urban, understated wit. ‘You know how people say, “It’s a jungle out there?” ‘ he complains to Jewel when they find themselves in the middle of a rain forest. ‘Not a good thing.’ He gets strong support from Tracy Morgan as a bulldog, George Lopez as a toucan, and will.i.am and Jamie Foxx as friendly birds. But the star of the show in every respect is a cockatoo named Nigel (Jemaine Clement of HBO’s ‘Flight of the Conchords’), one of the most masterfully animated characters in movie history.” — Nell Minow, Chicago Sun-Times The Looks and the Sounds “Produced by the team responsible for ‘Ice Age,’ the far more colorful ‘Rio’ bursts with the native beauty of Brazil, from the taut tushies on Ipanema to the familiar sights of Corcovado and Rio’s cramped favelas. Composers John Powell and the great Sergio Mendes take their cues from samba and Antonio Carlos Jobim to create a musical backdrop every bit as evocative as the dazzling visuals, which exploit the flora, fauna and distinctively built environment for all their jewel-toned riches.” — Ann Hornaday, The Washington Post The Dissenters “Too many supporting characters of too little comic distinction compete for our attention in ‘Rio,’ including a pack of martial-arts-trained marmosets designed to give the penguins of ‘Madagascar’ some spinoff competition. The movie isn’t dull, exactly; the problem lies in the other, antsy direction. Culminating in a melee taking place during the annual celebration of Carnaval, the movie makes it difficult to enjoy its party vibe. Serial kidnappings have a way of harshing the tropical mellow.” — Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune The Final Word ” ‘Rio’ is such a delight, so much better than anything we’ve seen in animated form this year, that you won’t mind the 3-D premium prices, you won’t hate that your children want to watch the Blu-ray over and over again when it comes out on video, and won’t dread the compulsion they’ll feel to do sequels — lots and lots of sequels — and probably spoil it as they do.” — Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel Check out everything we’ve got on “Rio.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
Her name is Raica Oliveira, I’ve never heard of her, but apparently she’s a Brazilian swimsuit model, who has done SI and some other swimsuit model shit….which means she could also be a tranny, cuz everyone knows Brazil is the second largest exporters of trannies behind Thailand….not that I think she is one, but what the fuck do I know, today’s the first time I’ve heard of her, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to give her a gynecological exam, I’ve really only seen her in these pictures for a bathing suit line that I can only assume is for the 40+ crowd, cuz shit’s all high waisted and tank top oriented to cover up the fact that a bitch is in the 40+ crowd…babies, stretch marks, one too many pieces of birthday cake, you get what I’m saying here….and if you don’t it’s that this bitch needs some more erotic bikinis to model…I feel like I’m at the public pool mid summer with a bunch of mom’s looking at her…and that’s only porn to me when nothing else is going on….
Jagged Edge’s seventh studio album “The Remedy” has been confirmed for a release date of June 21st via Slip N’ Slide Records. “The Remedy” features current single “Baby” and future release “Lipstick” featuring Rick Ross. The music video for “Baby” will be shot in April. Jagged Edge granted TheUrbanDaily an exclusive interview about the new album, celebrity crushes and even sang for me. Jagged Edge Share Their Celebrity Crushes [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] A detailed track-listing has also been revealed: 1) Intro Produced by: Brandon and Brian Casey Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey 2) Love On You Produced by: Brandon and Brian Casey Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey 3) Baby Produced by: Lamb for Lamtrak Productions, Inc. Written by: Cainon Lamb, Taurian Osborn 4) Flow Through My Veins Produced by: Jim Jonsin for Rebel Rock Entertainment Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey, James Scheffer 5) My Girl Produced by Big D and Brass Knuckles Written by Brandon Casey, Brian Casey, Danny D’Brito, Anthony Livado and Derrick Baker 6) I Need A Women Produced by: Lamb for Lamtrak Productions, Inc. Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey, Cainon Lamb 7) Lipstick Featuring Rick Ross Produced by Big D and Brass Knuckles Written by: Brandon Casey, Brain Casey, William Roberts, Danny D’Brito, Anthony Livadas and Derrick Baker Spaceship Produced by: Brandon and Brian Casey Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey 9) Lay You Down Produced by: Cool and Dre for Record Room Productions Written by: Marcello Valenzano and Andre Lyon for Dade Co Project Music Inc., Bradon Casey, Brian Casey, Eddie Montilla 10) Let’s Make Love Produced by: Brandon and Brian Casey Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey 11) When The Bed Shakes Produced by: Gorilla Tek Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey and Tony Castillo 12 ) Mr. Wrong Produced by: Brandon and Brian Casey Written by: Brandon Casey, Brian Casey Definitely looking forward to hearing that good ole’ R&B again!
will.i.am and Jamie Foxx have recorded a new duet for the soundtrack of the animated film Rio . Their collabo, “Hot Wangs (I Want To Party)” definitely has the sound of Brazil running through it. Celebrating Black Marriage Day 2011 Truth be told, it makes us want to party too… …And eat some chicken wings. RELATED: Jamie Foxx & Drake “Fall For Your Type” [AUDIO] RELATED: Black Eyed Peas “Just Can’t Get Enough” [MUSIC VIDEO]
Another day, another casting announcement for HBO’ s Game Change , the movie about the 2008 presidential campaign. Woody Harrelson has been added to the apparent Oscar-nominee-only cast as Steve Schmidt, John McCain’s senior campaign strategist and adviser. Harrelson joins Ed Harris as McCain and Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the Jay Roach film. Expect Sarah Palin to continue to belittle this project on Fox News. [ EW ]
A tremendous week of news deserves no less a finale than this: The Weinstein Company is going into the video-game business . “The TWC Games label will utilize The Weinstein Company and Dimension Films’ strong and recognizable properties, and work with external partners to develop and publish video games for mobile, social, and console platforms,” announced a press release, punctuated by Bob Weinstein’s observation: “With all of the digital platforms, there are so many opportunities to broaden our audience with compelling, high quality, cost-efficient, video game entertainment.” No kidding! But what should come first?
If there was ever a perfect afternoon for a hang gliding lesson in Rio de Janeiro, it was today. At least that’s what new photos of Rio star Jesse Eisenberg suggest. The normally serious actor looks like he was having a ball learning valuable lessons of flight. Since Movieline HQ is in a “joining” mood this afternoon, let’s all throw on our best sporting helmet and glide through the jump to caption the hilarious/adorable full-size images.
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — As U.S. warplanes pounded faraway Libya, President Barack Obama praised Brazil’s transition from dictatorship to democracy as a model for the Arab world where decades of stability enforced by strongmen are giving way to an uncertain but potentially brighter future. The president spoke from a theater in a historic Rio de Janeiro square where a 1984 protest set the stage for the… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Blaze Discovery Date : 20/03/2011 21:22 Number of articles : 2