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J.Lo’s Ridiculous Facebook Video of the Day

I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans… That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick.. NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.

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Kendall Jenner Wrote a Book of the Day

#495484843 / gettyimages.com The biggest joke in these pics is that the Jenner sister, Junior Kim even though she’s not tainted by Armenian or OJ Simpson Genes like the other kids the hooker mother produced and monetized, is that she’s promoting a book that she claims to have wrote… I mean we’re talking an actual fucking book deal that she’s figure heading, whether wearing a Blazer with no bra like this was a 90s fashion shoot or not… I don’t hate her her for being a slut from the Valley who learned how to fuck watching her sister fuck…and had been fucking since she was 12….and I don’t hate the industry for using them to sell books when the state of publishing books is in a weird dying industry since people don’t read anymore….I think the whole thing is great…ridiculous…and the fall of society…but great none the less. #495477139 / gettyimages.com #495484841 / gettyimages.com #495477147 / gettyimages.com To See the Rest CLICK HERE

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Nina Dobrev – Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing. Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Intimissimi of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16. She’s 6 foot tall, which means there were not very many options for her career-wise….ans she is okay to look at in pictures when she’s half naked, she’s good to go…even at 32 years old… But if you were standing next to her and going up to her shoulders, you’d probably be scared of her monster stature, unless of course you have a weird fucking fetish and are into that kind of thing. Not that you would ever be standing next to her, or really any girl for that matter…because you’re a creepy fucking loser…

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Samantha Gradoville Hot on the Beach for L’Express Styles of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is one of the last standing American models. She’s like the foreman at one of the Ford Manufacturing plants before everything was moved over to the third world to save costs. She is out there getting work, sometimes SHOWING HER TITS ….reminding us all that we don’t need to replace our local girls with immigrant soulless hookers from Eastern Europe…or Brazilian transgendered women who look good in a bikini…and that in our backyard not everyone is a fat, donut wielding, pig on her way to her trailer park home froM Walmart with a bag of Pork Rinds…cuz bitch is into cannibalism…and eating her own pig kind… Samantha Gradoville is a glimpse of the past, when the Russians stayed in Russia…and the model jobs went to hometown talent… Here she is in L’Express Styles on the beach looking’ hot.

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Isabeli Fontana’s Hotness Returns!

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new bikini pictures of Isabeli Fontana , let alone ones this hot, but believe or not, she was one of my first supermodel crushes back in the day. Anyway, she kind of dropped off the map after having a kid, and doesn’t get nearly as much press anymore as her fellow super-hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret MILF Alessandra Ambrosio . But Isabeli will always have a special place in my heart. And by heart, I mean sweatpants. » view all 21 photos

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Katy Perry is the Old Fat Miley of the Day

You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show… I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one… I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off… I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in…. I just find it a little thirsty…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweat Stains of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl… I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much… I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing… I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up… Either way, this is weird and erotic. The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.

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Barbara Fialho Naked in GQ of the Day

She’s Brazilian…..She’s Naked in GQ….Because GQ is a porno magazine, they don’t want you to know it so advertisers just don’t realize it because their nudity is less about spread eagle vagina shots, but more “artistic”…implied…celebrating the woman form…even though at least one person is going to masturabte to these and that person is probably you…I mean you’re probably masturbating to it right now…and I am talking you through it…making these otherwise hetero pics of a hot Vicotira’s Secret model…pretty homo. Either way, Barbara Fialho…she’s good…but I prefer nipples with my nudity.….

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Cradle-Robbing: Which Grown-Azz Victoria’s Secret Model Let Lil Justin Bieber Smash Her Angel Cakes To Smithereens?

Which model is living that cougar life with Bizzle? Justin Bieber Hooks Up With 32-Year-Old Adriana Lima In Cannes Bieber is turning into quite the cougar-bait these days. Rumors are swirling that while in Cannes for the annual Film Festival, he made recently-divorced Victoria’s Secret model and MILF of two Adriana Lima a serious Belieber. According to US Weekly : Justin Bieber had quite the experience at the Cannes Film Festival in mid-May. The 20-year-old singer hooked up with newly single Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima, a source reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. The duo’s romance got started May 20 at the 1 Oak fete at local French Riviera club Gotha. A source tells Us that the singer, who is 12 years younger than Lima, made a beeline for the Brazilian model at the party. “Justin pursued her hard,” says a pal of the mom of two, who split from husband Marko Jaric in May after five years of marriage. At a private house party later that night, “they were talking nonstop,” adds the source. “They went home together around 5 a.m.” The “Boyfriend” singer took to his Instagram account that same night, sharing a snap of himself and the 32-year-old stunner. Bieber captioned the pic, “I think she foreign, I think she foreign,” referencing lyrics from his song “Confident.” “He had fun with Adriana,” says a Bieber source. “[But] it won’t turn into anything serious.” Bieber has already got Young Hollywood joints scrapping over him , and how he’s smashing and passing supermodels 12 years his senior out here? He must have game a little stronger than his public persona lets on. He’s an immature d-bag for sure…but he’s clearly been hitting the gym and he is looking a little grown these days. Ladies be honest: would you hit? Instagram

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