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Prostitute Describes Sex with Justin Bieber as "Super Delicious"

Earlier this week, a video surfaced of Justin Bieber sleeping in bed. However, according to a Brazilian prostitute, the singer did a lot more in bed than merely sleep during his recent visit to the South American country. If you know what she means! Justin Bieber: Partying with Hookers? Following reports that the star spent hours inside a brothel last Friday night, an anonymous hooker tells some site called Critica (dot) com that she totally slept with the Biebs. She was paid $500 for her efforts, allegedly! The woman says she met Justin at an adult nightclub called Le Palace. She and about 10 other hookers were then taken back to his hotel and had their bags and cell phones confiscated by the artist’s security team. Obviously (see Tatiana Neves Barbosa video below), at least one phone slipped through the cracks. But no Bieber sex acts were filmed at least. Justin Bieber Filmed by Random Woman, Fast Asleep Back to the hooker, once she got the 19-year-old alone with her?!? Bieber kissed her “on the forehead and nose” – and that was merely the beginning! “I wanted to do everything with him. I did everything!” she asserts, claiming the hookup last for an hour and it was “delicious.” Actually, scratch that. It was better than delicious! “It was super delicious,” the alleged prostitute says. “Because not every day do you get to be with someone famous, especially someone like him … he’s a love of a man! A cutie patootie!” Alas, she says the singer’s penis is merely “average.” Bieber, meanwhile, finds himself in legal hot water, but not simply for possibly maybe having crazy yummy sex with at least one Brazilian hooker. He is also facing vandalism charges in that country. Justin Bieber Caught in Bed with Prostitute?   The woman says she met Jusitn at an adult nightclub called Le Palace. She and about 10 other hookers were then taken back to his villa and had their bags and cell phones confiscated by the artist’s security team.

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Little Girl Impersonates Kourtney Kardashian, Parents Hopefully Cower in Shame

Here’s a question we never thought we’d be asking: What’s worse, a child who dresses like a member of the KKK ? Or a child who does a spot-on impersonation of Kourtney Kardashian? The latter has made her way on to Vine, as a toddler named Grace has apparently been watching far too many hours of E!. Watch now as she slams Kim Kardashian for having an “ugly face” in the way that only a loving sister can: Young Girl Impersonates Kourtney Kardashian Note to Grace’s parents: Please take your child outside more. Thank you.

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Man Buried Alive in Brazil, Claws His Way Out, Scares the ISH Out of Mourner

Forget the old saying “one foot in the grave.” This Brazilian man’s whole body was placed in one, only he was not yet deceased as previously believed. After being buried alive, he attempted to claw his way out, succeeding to the point where he got someone’s attention in a scene straight out of a horror film. According to reports, a woman was at a cemetery in Sao Paulo’s Ferraz de Vasconcelos when she heard odd noises and saw some dirt moving near a grave. That’s when she spotted a man, buried alive, trying to pull himself to freedom. Man Buried Alive, Claws His Way Out “I was terrified to see this man who I thought was dead, trying to get out of the grave ,” the woman recalled later, according to multiple local reports. The woman notified authorities, who arrived to dig out the rest of the man’s body; he’d already managed to free his head and arms from the ground. Rescue workers can be seen pulling the partially buried man from the grave in viral video footage that emerged following the shocking turn of events. It’s not immediately clear how the man was buried alive to begin with. Reportedly worked as a city hall employee, it is believed that he got into a fight in another part of the city and was badly beaten up in the altercation. After he was rescued from the grave, he was taken to a local hospital. Though city officials confirmed the case of the man being buried alive and rescued at this time, they did not disclose the condition of the man at present. Step up it, The Walking Dead . You’ve got nothing on this true saga.

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Tatiana Neves Barbosa: Who Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping?!?

Tatiana Neves Barbosa is not a prostitute. Let’s get that out of the way up front. But this 26-year old has shot to Internet fame as the woman behind the camera in a video of Justin Bieber sleeping . It was shot on last Friday night after Bieber brought a handful of guests back to his villa and partied the night away and it has already been viewed over 4 million times on YouTube. Justin Bieber Filmed by Random Woman, Fast Asleep Tatiana, a part-time actress and bodybuilder, filmed Bieber catching some ZZZZs for approximately 15 seconds and is reportedly “very upset” the video leaked online. “She does not know what to do,” a source tells E! News . “She sent the video to a friend and did not realize it would be put online.”  Barbosa could actually face legal action because Bieber and his entourage made all guests sign a confidentiality agreement prior to entering the residence. They were supposed to give up their phones as well. So, who is Tatiana Neves Barbosa? She has appeared as an extra in a pair of Brazilian telenovas, has worked occasionally as a dancer and won the 2012 Miss Bikini Wellness pageant. She has also hired an attorney to deal with the fallout of an amateur video that may end up more popular than the Kim Kardashian sex tape . Insiders say Bieber rented this home outside of town due to security concerns if he remained in a hotel close to the center of Brazil. He hosted a gathering there after an evening at a club and Tatiana “knew some of the people there.” That’s how she earned herself an invite. The source adds that Bieber is extremely unhappy that this footage has gone viral. He isn’t sure what to do about it. “We’ve crossed the line from absurdly irritating to highly disconcerting,” concludes the mole.

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Abbey Clancy Underwear Flash of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tati Neves is the Hooker who Filmed Bieber of the Day

Tati Neves is apparently the fame whore who will be offered a sex tape because she’s a hooker and she’s famous, at least for a minute…cuz she trolled Bieber when he was in the brothel she worked at by posting a video of him that I was the first to post but no one noticed because I am irrelevant in the grand scheme of the gossip world…even though I have my finger on the pulse of pop culture…/finger i this dead hookers vagina…looking for a pulse…if you know what I mean…and that is that she is Brazilian hooker, which means she’s probably got a dick, cuz those are the only hookers anyone pays to fuck in Brazil…that’s a fact…and if she’s not a dude, her troll like figure…and decent round Brazilian ass…is tranny enough for me to believe in the power of tucked testicles…. Unless we’re all wrong and this is the OG shit….

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife… I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

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Lais Ribeiro Is A Brazilian Goddess!

Alessandra Ambrosio and Gisele Bundchen may get all the pub when it comes to Brazilian super-hotties, but don’t let that fool you: Lais Ribeiro here is a total goddess. Sure, she may not be as big of a household name as her fellow Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models, but if anything, that’s a good thing. Because it means you might actually have a shot if you can somehow convince Lais that hooking up with you will help her career. It hasn’t worked for me yet, but I’ll keep you guys posted. » view all 20 photos

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Miley Cyrus Back of the Day

I am totally a fan of Miley and her Hip Pop hustle. I think it’s borderline clever, which is saying a lot for Miley, seeing as nothing she does is clever, she’s like a high school drop out with a good team of people telling her what moves to make, which I guess in and of itself is clever too, only those people have their hands in her pocket and are taking all they can from her… I am also a fan of her taking twerking to the mainstream, because seeing white college kids twerking, is pretty fucking funny and often times hot, because they get all horny knowing they are being watched by perverts like me while trying to be sexy… The funny thing in all of it, proven with this backless dress, is that Miley really has no ass, bitch needs some Brazilian Butt lifts, squats and maybe even some surf lessons…cuz this isn’t built for twerking, but luckily, it is built for fucking…but then again so is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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