Aline Weber is some 24 year old small breasted Brazilian model s who is amazing to look at…you may remember her from the movie A Single Man…about a gay dude who kills himself…she played one of his students and was likely the least gay part of the movie…or maybe you remember her from walking the Tommy Hilfiger fashion show back in 2006 during fashion week…you homo… Or if you’re like me you remember her from her Naked Photoshoot ….because where there are nipples I can be found…just ask the local dairy farmer..whatever the fuck that means….
This is proof that I will post pics of anyone in a bikini…under any and all circumstances, as long as she’s in a bikini, no matter how insignificant she may be, I’ll put those pics up like they matter, even though my horoscope told me “quality not quantity”…I just can’t help myself…it’s an addiction, like heroin only far less logical or fun, because unlike heroin, looking at pics of random trash getting paid to be in a bikini, really isn’t all that fun…if anything it’s kind of a waste of time. That said, her name is Renata, and she’s a model, because every girl with a cell phone is a fucking model these days…but this one is Brazilian, like the wax, but better, since the brazilian wax is responsible for the death of pubic hair, and pubic hair is one of nature’s gift to us, we don’t even know it…
Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being…. Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out. I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.
This is crazy . Teen Kills Entire Family Then Himself According to News AU A Brazilian teenager killed his police officer parents, his grandmother and his great-aunt, and then, after a full day at school, took his own life. The five bodies were found before dawn on Tuesday inside two houses located on the same property in northern Sao Paulo, they said. “Everything seems to indicate that (13-year-old) Marcelo (Pesseghini) killed his parents and relatives,” Itagiba Franco, of the Sao Paulo Civilian Police’s homicide department, told a press conference. Forensic examinations were under way but police said the teen’s parents were killed late Sunday or in the early hours of Monday. Mr Franco said Marcelo had told a friend he wanted to kill his parents and become a hitman. “He always told me he wanted to become a hired killer. He had a plan to kill his parents during the night, so that no one would notice and escape in the parents’ car and live in an abandoned place,” police quoted the unidentified friend as saying. The teen was found dead, with his father’s police-issue service revolver nearby, Sao Paulo police commander Benedito Roberto Meira said. A second gun, a .32 caliber revolver, was found inside the backpack the teenager had brought to school on Monday, Mr Meira added, saying “there was no sign that someone broke into the house”. The police commander ruled out “an act of revenge by a criminal group” against the teenager’s father and mother. Some teenagers just need someone to talk to. Perhaps if someone interfered this young man and his family would probably still be alive.
When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this. Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better…. I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Biography for Fernanda Motta Born May 29, 1981 Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Height 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m) Hair color Brown Eye color Blue Measurements 34-26-35 (US) 86-66-89 (EU) Dress size 4 (US); 34 (EU) Fernanda Motta (born in Campos dos Goytacazes, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on May 29, 1981) is a Brazilian model, actress, and television host. She is the host of the reality TV show Brazil#39;s Next Top Model, the Brazilian version of the show, created by Tyra Banks.
Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection… Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….
Those Thai cabbies do NOT f*** around! American Executive Hacked To Death With Machete After Argument With Cabbie Over $2 Fare Via NYDailyNews A Thai taxi driver was charged with murder after police say he stabbed and slashed an American passenger to death over a fare worth less than $2. The Saturday night scuffle in Bangkok was partially caught on camera and shows a man — later identified as 32-year-old driver Chidchai Utmacha — wielding a long blade at his victim, authorities said Monday. Utmacha confessed to pulling a 12-inch machete from his trunk and hacking at Troy Lee Pilkington, but told police he acted in self-defense after the American charged at him. Pilkington got out of the taxi and refused to pay a 51 baht fare, or the equivalent of $1.60, which led to the deadly dispute, said police Lt. Col. Teerayut Maiplaeng. The surveillance footage shows the cabbie driver gripping a machete as the other man flails his arms and tries to grab the driver along a busy street. The two men then move out of the camera’s view. Seconds later, the sword-swinging driver reappears in the frame as he bolts from the scene. California-born Pilkington, 51, was living in Thailand for at least three years as a senior official at the American machinery company Caterpillar Inc. He spoke fluent Thai, Teerayut said. Utmacha told investigators that he picked up Pilkington from a department store and was driving him home. But his passenger claimed the meter was rigged, and then stormed out of the cab while they sat in traffic. Utmacha said the American then threw a cup of coffee at him when he demanded the fare. That’s when he pulled the blade from his trunk to threaten him, but the driver said Pilkington ran at him. The victim had a cut to his head, a stab wound to his chest and cuts to his left wrist, according to The Nation newspaper. Police identified the driver from the video footage and arrested him at his house on Sunday. The machete was found in a nearby canal, the Bankgkok Post reported. How broke WAS this cabbie if he has to murder a guy over 2 fawking dollars?! SMH R.I.P. Troy Lee Pilkington Image via YouTube
R.I.P. MC Daleste, a popular 20 year-old Brazilian funk artist/rapper whose real name was Daniel Pellegrine, was shot and killed during a live show over the weekend in the Brazilian city of Campinas. uproxx.com youtube
