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Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral… I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame… It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them… The post Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry: Groped By "Rolling" Fan During Concert: WATCH!

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

They say you should never meet your idols. They probably also say that if you do meet your idols, you shouldn't be rocking a smiley-face bra while you're high on South American Molly. These are tips that a Brazilian girl (whose name appears to be Haiaiaia) ignored when she took the stage during a recent Katy Perry concert in Rio de Janeiro last night. Brazil has a reputation as the most sexed-up country on the planet, so perhaps Katy shouldn't have been surprised when Haiaiaia (who, as Perry said, appeared to be “rolling”) got more than a little handsy. Is it as funny as the time Katy fell off a Segway at Burning Man ? You be the judge. Whatever the case, Ms. Perry can't act like this is the first time she's been groped by a drug-addled sex fiend with a funny accent. After all, she was married to Russell Brand .

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Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always feel awkward watching old ladies Glamour model….but not that awkward because I am a pervert and like wondering how all their battle wounds happen… Sure, I prefer when the old ladies Glamour modeling are suburban wives, with kids, trying to add excitement to their marriages…and not some delusional titty model from the UK who still thinks she’s got it going on, despite being old, washed up and hardly interesting, all because she has big tits and a loyal fan base who like big tits..that gave her confidence to move to America…back when she was smart enough to have that “miscarriage” when she was at a turning point in her middle aged Glamour model career, where she could have settled down to be a mom, but that’s just a miserable existence…so instead, she’s still going at it….releasing calendars, which says a lot about her career, because if your fans still buy calendars…you’re pretty fucking old… Here are some of the pics, because I guess she’s releasing them in instalments…to maximize people talking about her tits…no one actually cares about.. The post Kelly Brook in a 2016 Calendar at 40 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by @alessandraambrosio on Sep 18, 2015 at 8:44pm PDT Alessandra Ambrosio is some very very very old Victoria’s Secret model, who is still Victoria’s Secret modeling because I guess it is all she knows…I mean I’m sure she’s done some other jobs throughout her career, and not just blowjobs, but I am sure it was all set up by Victoria’s Secret to help their marketing, because when you’re some imported Brazilian who got rich in AMerica and Famous in AMerica thanks to a brand, you’ve got to maintain some loyalty to them, otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot and setting yourself up to be deported… That said, She’s been doing the rounds, in various outfits, none of which were lingerie, because when you’re a mom of two, thanks to Catholicism and the use of contraception, it’s better to leave the lingerie for pics you can photoshop and not events…unless she’s like all other Brazilian babes…and born with a dick..in which case…no vagina or body was destroyed in her pregnancy, and that pregnancy was more a distraction from being born with a penis… Movie Magic… TO SEE HER IN A BLACK DRESS AT A RECENT EVENT CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Speaking in Tongues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember there was a time, probably a year ago, maybe less…where the same people who while glued to their phones, checking their status updates and instagram likes, while creating words like “Bae” and hashtags like #goals, while referring to friends as their Squad….and talking about their eyebrows “Fleek”…while doing some stupid dance routine..that all the drones, fully absorbed in hip hop pop music, no better than the Backstreet boys of the 90s, N’Sync of the 2000s, and New Kids on the Block of the 80s…had a term called “THIRST TRAPPING”…which I guess meant the girl was thirsty and not an out in the desert and I need to jump in the ocean kind or in this case a pool kind of way…but in a “I want attention, let me bait you with slutty pics, and trap you”…kind of way….that has basically fueled instagram, one degree from being a porn site, because porn is what fuels the world… That said, there is no way this slow motion dive brought to you by Izabel Goulart, an older, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model with an insane body thanks to working out every fucking day…she’s got nothing else to do while waiting for Victoria’s Secret fashion shows to walk…it’s all she knows and it’s made her rich…and she’s going to milk it… What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted by myself, is, there is no way this was done strictly to say “check out my dive”…it’s more “look at my long luxurious and amazing body…and don’t forget the ass..my god my ass….it’s so round from those squats..and my legs…oh god my legs, no wonder I get paid, when really all I want is dudes to jerk off to me and like my pics because I had no dad growing up”…kind of thing… The post Izabel Goulart’s Slow Motion Dive Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio….is promoting coconut water booze, because coconut’s are trendy, these people pay her, and she likes money, even though she has money, and her husband probably has money, and maybe she’s just doing it for the booze…because alcoholism… And what we can all agree, and by we all, I mean me, I know I am alone in this…so alone…why won’t anyone hold me… Is that she’s got a ridiculous body, especially at 35…with babies…making me wonder if she’s actually born like other Brazilian girls I know… With a penis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin’s 18 Year Old Ass of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailey Baldwin proves that if you merge a Baldwin with a Brazilian model…. You don’t have to end up with some potato headed Irish looking overrated monster… But instead a recently turned 18, rich kid in that lame Jenner rich kid scene…who has been rumored to be fucking Bieber since she was under 18…because Bieber is a sex offender…assuming he’s not a faggot…because he seems like a faggot…but the fact that he’s rumored to be getting up in this small round young ass in short shorts that know exactly what they are doing…may prove otherwise… This girl may just be some instagram famous with a famous last name…and father…but her body is nice and ridiculous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin’s 18 Year Old Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that… Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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