Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfection. She’s a skinny bitch with big tits who is on some low level TV show, but who is more importantly willing to get naked in both fashion shoots and now in hipster shoots….which is a good thing cuz she’s a skinny bitch with big tits….who inspires me to find her and dedicate my life to making her marry me and have my babies…or at least let me cum in her….something that will likely get me arrested….leading to a life of prison rape instead of a life of breast feeding off this momma….something I’d be willing to risk…if I wasn’t so fucking lazy… Here are the pics of her tits in some hipster shoot….tits I’ve already had a sexual relationship with…even though we’ve never met….creepy like that.
I call these pics “Fat and Fertile, Mexican Roots Exposed” cuz every mexican woman I’ve ever met, even half mexican, has a uterus as fertile as a fucking rat living in the communal outhouse in the motherland…I’m talking kid after kid after kid….like there’s an endless supply of corn tortillas and avacados and pinatas to fuel the fucking thing and raise it to be the best illegal immigrant to jump the fence into the USA….. Alba, despite denouncing her Mexicana roots, cuz she’s a cunt like that, too good to be Mexican, all Hollywood and above us Mexicans, but she can’t hide the fact that she’s already planning the next litter for when this one comes out, cuz she just can’t help her breeding self. It’s instinct..as well as a way to keep a man who tried to escape her….but instinct never the less. I just like lookin at her tits for old times, uterus bloat or not…
I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot… That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….
I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.
I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”…… The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…
Uh oh, “The Donald” done ran Bill hot! Legendary actor-comedian Bill Cosby said that Donald Trump is “full of it” when it comes to his potential bid for the White House, telling TODAY’s Meredith Vieira Thursday that Trump should “run or shut up.” Cosby was passionately talking about his work helping to further education in downtrodden urban neighborhoods, but he worked himself into a lather when Vieira asked him about Trump, who appeared in an earlier show segment. Vieira mentioned her lengthy, pretaped interview with the business mogul in which he talked about the possibility of his running for president in 2012. Funnyman Cosby grimaced and said, “Oh, please, with Donald Trump, take him home with you!” “Why do you say that?” Vieira asked. Cosby responded, “Because he’s full of it,” then sat silent with a chagrined look on his face for several seconds. While Vieira pressed him on what prompted his attitude toward Trump, Cosby said that he is tired of Trump’s “will he or won’t he?” waffling about throwing his hat in the ring for the nation’s highest office. “You run or shut up,” Cosby said. When Meredith implied that Trump would have to be “taken seriously” if he does decide to run, Cosby made it clear who’s side he was on. While saying “I don’t care” as to whether Trump officially runs for president, Cosby bristled when Vieira said, “If he runs, you’ve got to take it seriously.” “No, I don’t,”” Cosby replied. “Not him, not him. Look, people have run for president for any reason. Come on, open your mouth — run!” The former 1980s sitcom star, who still continues to pack theaters with his stand-up comedy act, did use some of his trademark humor to show he is definitely with Team Obama when it comes to the current administration. “I like him very, very much,”” he told Vieira. “I love his wife, I love his children, I love his mother-in-law. I think they have a dog — I love his dog.” Bill can be as peaceful a man as he wants to be, but something about the tone of his voice suggests that he would love for Trump to catch his fade! Source
It’s days like today that I envy being a baby….Not the kind of baby in the Octomom Infantilism Fetish Pictures , but the kind of baby you gets to sleep all day, have everyone go crazy over him, and who gets to cry when he wants tit his mouth and his new mother in all her new mother anxiety shoves her tit down my throat, provided that new mother is someone like Miranda Kerr or any half decen bikini model, cuz knowing my luck, I’d be born to the pregnant man who Oprah made famous. I am a huge fan of breast feeding, especially in public, it fascinates me and sucks me into a better place, so these Miranda Kerr Breast feeding pics inspire, while the Octomom Fetish Pics are just comical….and I’d only take them serious if I saw the damage 14 kids does to a twat….cuz that is a fetish of mine….freakshow pussy….this infantilism shit is just stupid…. Now back to Miranda Kerr….
I downloaded these pictures thinking I wasn’t going to end up with pictures of some Celine Dion lookin’ trash. I was like “oh shit, Aguilera on set of something called Burlesque, this is gonna be good”, maybe she’d have cameltoe, or she’d be breast feeding, or maybe even have a hard nipple, fuck I thought she’d at least look like she was worth trying to abduct and make your wife in the woods somewhere before getting caught and shot by the police but I was wrong… I am posting them anyway because I want you you to share my disappointment with me. Feel the disappointment and remember that feeling because I am sure you’ll feel it again soon, like next time you look in the mirror, or next time you open your pay check, or next time you sober up and see what you just slept with…I’m sure you’ve felt it before, only know you’ll think of me when it happens again and I’ll be glad to join you in spirit…This shit is far too emo…gonna put it out of its misery now….
Last year old Labor Day, I had a real hit Labor Day Post and I figured I’d relive the past because the more I drink and the more I do this website, the more I lost my soul and creative vision, so sometimes, doing what’s been done is part of what makes something so clever a legend, and is good filler content while I finish attempting to alcohol poison myself before everyone goes back to work and school tomorrow…. I feel like I give a lot of love to vaginas, but little love to the disugstingness they can produce, and here is our day to sit back and reflect… A couple Girls You’d Want to Knock Up For our Troops in Iraq who Don’t get a Day Off, But Who Do Have Horrible Taste in Music The Romantic 1920’s in Paris Black and White Birth Some Mexican Birth That You’d Expect to Not Hurt Since Mexicans are like Dogs and Breed every year Slutty Pregnant Chick A Little Belly Lovers Sickness for a Woman to Make and Extra Buck…. This Is Fucking Graphic….Exactly what I was Lookin For… This is also fucking Graphic…..But I’t’s Nature People…You Need to Learn to Love It and Think About It Everytime You Go Down on a Girl…
