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Hilary Duff Breasts Do A Little Shopping

If you’re into women doing some shopping, you’re probably one of those perverts who masturbates under his coat at Wal Mart , but you’re going to love these pictures of Hilary Duff at some swanky store the other day. The girl’s hot and all, but I’m having a hard time finding something that stands out in these shots. I guess the wind is making her sweater hug those nice breasts of hers. That’s something. Anyhow, she’s just hot and I’ll take whatever shots I can get of her. Enjoy.

Annalynne McCord Gets Naked For Something

Compared to yesterday’s pictures of AnnaLynne McCord flashing her little boobies for something I don’t know anything about, these shots are a little lame. I can’t see anything, what the hell? If she’s going to do a photoshoot half naked for women’s handbags I think we should be able to at least see her breasts. That’s just common sense. In fact, who needs any shots of the bags themselves, just get AnnaLynne naked and be done with it.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Is Golden Perfect

I guarantee some of the lesser celebrity blogs out there are killing themselves with a boatload of Golden Globe comments when referring to all the breasts from last night’s show, but I’m not going to stoop to that level. Even if Sofia Vergara’s beautiful boobs are staring me in the face like a couple of plump, round, perfectly tanned orbs, damn it, I’m not going to do it. I love this lady and if I knew what the spanish word for motorboat was, I think I might have a chance with her. Enjoy.

January Jones vs. Eva Longoria: Clash of the Cleavage!

January Jones and Eva Longoria engaged in a cleavage-off at this year’s Golden Globe Awards. Neither actress shied away from showing it all off on the red carpet, although the Mad Men star truly went all out with a gown that pushed her breasts so close together that no life form would be able to survive getting caught in between. Although: what a way to go that would be! Compare the dueling dresses below and vote on your favorite.

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Laurie Cholewa Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of French TV host Laurie Cholewa but here she is showing off her tight little body in a bikini . I can’t tell if she is pretty or not, but either way I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. That is unless she covers those crackers with pate de fois gras.

Lindsay Lohan Sweetness For The Holidays

Here’s Lindsay Lohan outtakes for a photoshoot she did for Elle Magazine. I don’t know if these have been posted before but I don’t care, it’s the holidays and Lindsay Lohan gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my pants. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Sweetness For The Holidays

Here’s Lindsay Lohan outtakes for a photoshoot she did for Elle Magazine. I don’t know if these have been posted before but I don’t care, it’s the holidays and Lindsay Lohan gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my pants. Enjoy.

Erin Heatherton Is The New Marisa Miller

Here’s another model to look forward to in 2011, Erin Heatherton . Here she is modelling for Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day photoshoot. She reminds me of a younger Marisa Miller . Now even though Marisa is only 32, that is like 60 in model years. Anyway, Erin is absolutely gorgeous and her body is built to please, so enjoy.