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Shauna Sand Takes Her Corpse Body to the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Shakira in Fetish Gear for i-D Magazine of the Day

People seem to love Shakira now more than ever because of her comeback in that video everyone jerks off to, so some fashion magazine got her in some photoshoot where they dressed her in some fetish gear and I guess the whole thing is not worth complaining about, but I was always disgusted by girls in their 30s, so to me, Shakira died 2 years ago and no matter what she does will come across as trying too hard to hold onto a time when I was jerking off to her breasts that were small and humble, in a time before her hips didn’t lie….

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Christina Hendricks’s Breasts Are Off The Market

It saddens me to say this, but the most amazing breasts in Hollywood just got married. Yes, Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks is off the market. All I have to say is that I’m jealous of the man who gets to lay his head on those cushions every night… Damn you!

Mel B’s Breasts Can’t Save Her Scary Face

I finally understand how Melanie Brown got her nickname Scary Spice … Yikes! That face is disturbing! Not even her big fake breasts can help save that mess! I don’t know if it’s just a very bad shot, but the damage is already done. I’m scared to go to sleep now…

Pink’s Ass Is A Gift

Here’s Pink , in various stages of undress, modeling outfits and underwear promoting Hart & Huntington . I’m not a fan of the shitty prison tattoos, if she’s not careful some massive bull dyke is going to make her it’s bitch.

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Alyssa Milano’s Breasts Are Off The Market

So Alyssa Milano got married, but that doesn’t mean we can’t do posts on her anymore. It just means that we have to be more respectful when discussing her breasts

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Holly Madison And Aubrey O’Day’s Topless Peepshow

If you’re a fan of fake breasts like I am, you might want to check out Aubrey O’Day and Holly Madison in Peepshow. The only thing I want to know is if there’s a lesbian scene involved

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Jessica Simpson Disappoints

Here’s Jessica Simpson in London looking like a 40 year old divorceé… a hot version of one, but she should be banned from wearing shawls or whatever that carpet thing is called that is covering her breasts. It’s disappointing! No wonder her dog ran away… If Jessica wants to get her back, she just needs to unleash those puppies and I’m sure Daisy and her mothering instincts will return home in no time.

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Katy Perry’s Stylist: I Frisked a Girl

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies Katy Perry may have a pretty good gig, but it’s her stylist who has the best job E-V-A-H!While shooting her new video in L.A.

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Christina Hendricks Wins Best Boobs!

When are the folks over at the Primetime Emmy Awards going to smarten up and create a category for best boobs on television? Nobody gives a shit who directed episode 833 of American Idol , but everybody loves boobs.

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Christina Hendricks Wins Best Boobs!