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Fox News Injures Titus the Trickshot of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is hilarious… I mean probably not to the republican readers who will automatically think this is a liberal ploy to show the world just how insensitive the far right media is…they hate liberals so much they throw balls at their babies…because they know that baby is a Youtube Star and despite Youtube being owned by Google and just as corrupt as all American big business…but features millions of gay friendly, abortion friendly, liberal views…making it the devil to Christian society… Either way, I laughed..

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Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback in The Canyons of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Lindsay Lohan will win an Academy AwardI am a firm believer that she will be making a comeback….I am a firm believer that a star as bright as her can’t ever be turned off…I am also a firm believer that Lohan and I are connected at the soul, I am also a firm believer that aliens live amongst us, that AIDS is a myth, that the smell of cheese between my wife’s legs is edible and not unhealthy…and so many other irrational, even crazy things…I am also totally inconsistent, but I will say this…Lohan is in a bra in the trailer and I like it…because her breasts are the most important thing to have happened in the 21st century…and that is one thing I know for sure…even if I don’t know much, but I know I love her…and that may be all I beed to know.

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Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair France of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once… I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that… I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced. An ass she’s poking out in these pice..

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Bar Refaeli Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if Bar Refaeli’s mortgage payment is coming up, or maybe she’s making a big purchase, or maybe she just wants to see her bank account a little more substantial…or maybe she’s just feeling a little insecure and in need of a little attention..because she’s been aggressively posting bikini pics to the internet and I mean that’s kinda what all the ratchets do…eager for LIKES… I’m not complaining, even if I find her a little plus sized, I’m just curious what she has up her sleeve, what’s all this scheming, but not that curious, because in less than 5 minutes, I will forget I posted this, because guess what, it really doesn’t fucking matter because she doesn’t matter.She’s a bikini model, she’s old, she’s not even American and doesn’t even live in America and there are so many other breasts out there to replace hers…welt’s focus on those.

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Hayden Panettiere Caught Digging For Gold

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Hayden Panettiere is not really picking her nose, but she is looking pretty damn hot in that see through top while promoting her show ‘Nashville’ in Germany of all places. Unfortunately, Hayden forgot to not wear a bra and let loose which I believe may be illegal in Deutschland? Now I’m not 100% sure, but if it isn’t, it should be.

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Sofia Vergara Busts Out Big Time

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There weren’t only supermodels who showed up to the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards, Sofia Vergara was there in attendance and she didn’t forget to bring the girls along. Now I’m really pissed that my invite got lost in the mail. Don’t the people who organize this event know that I’m Forbes “ Sexiest Most Awesome Man On The Web ” and that they should be using FEDEX and not standard mail when trying to contact me? Someone better get fired over this!

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Miranda Kerr Nipple Slip: Two For the Price of One!

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is used to showing some skin, and lots of it. It’s kind of her career. This much, though, probably surprised even the gorgeous Aussie supermodel. The former Victoria’s Secret stunner, 30, was partaking in a photo shoot on a Miami beach as her sweater fell down and revealed her breasts! Both! Calling it a Miranda Kerr nipple slip, as many on the Internet have, is a bit of a misnomer, as nothing really slipped. In reality, her top just fell off. The point is the same, of course. Guys, you can thank us (and the wind) later. Miranda Kerr Nipple Slip

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Christina Hendricks Busts Out All The Stops

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not a big fan of full figured women, but I would let Christina Hendricks smother me to death with those big bazookas. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire. Quick someone call the fire department before I spontaneously combust.

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Angelina Jolie’s Breasts: A Retrospective [PICS]

Posted on May 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today in sad news, Angelina Jolie announced she underwent a preventative double mastectomy to avoid possible breast cancer. The Jolie jugs have since been reconstructed, but instead of a moment of silence to acknowledge this great loss, rather let’s remember some of Angelina’s breast skin scenes: See pics after the jump!

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Miranda Kerr Is The Best Dressed

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake in letting Miranda Kerr go because as you can see from these pictures of her at the MET Gala, she is still one of the hottest pieces in the business. Also, by far the best dressed of the evening. However, I do see a flaw in her outfit. They forgot to cut out the material that covers her breasts. It looks out of place. Wouldn’t you agree?

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