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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2014: Meet the Rookies!

The latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover is out – and it features a couple nearly naked veterans in Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. They are joined by Lily Aldridge, who is one of several hotties gracing the pages of this year’s edition for the first time. The GORGEOUS rookie class hails from around the globe, as it includes Bregje Heinen (Holland), Samantha Hoopes (Pennsylvania) and Lauren Mellor (Johannesburg, South Africa). Don’t worry, fellas: Kate Upton will still be featured in the magazine. But feast your eyes first on the following beach-based beauties, some of whom have forgotten to even wear half their bathing suits! 12 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Rookies: Lower the Blinds! Open Slideshow 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. View As List 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. 2. Bregje Heinen Bregje Heinen is missing half her bathing suit in this Sports Illustrated edition. Not that we’re complaining! 3. Cris Urena Cris Urena is rather pretty, don’t you think? She poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 4. Valerie van der Graaf Valerie van der Graaf stares seductively into the Sports Illustrated camera in this photo. In this HOT photo, we should say. 5. Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge strikes a seductive poses here for Sports Illustrated. She’s a rookie in the 2014 edition of the magazine. 6. Samantha Hoopes Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookie. This is her first time heating up the magazine’s pages. 7. Lauren Mellor Hello there, Lauren Mellor! The beauty poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 8. Marloes Horst Marloes Horst is featured here in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. 9. Hannah Ferguson Hannah Ferguson poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She’s missing half her swimsuit, however. 10. Hilary Duff Family Hilary Duff Instagrams #modernfamily vacation. See the adorable pic! 11. Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio are two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookies. But we have a feeling they’ll eventually be magazine veterans.

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Meet Dutch Hottie Bregje Heinen

You might not recognize her since she’s not exactly a household name yet, but Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen here is one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret models. This new bikini shoot should help give you a good idea why, but unfortunately it doesn’t even show off Bregje’s best asset: that killer booty of hers. Luckily for that, there’s always the archives. So do yourself a favor and get better acquainted with Bregje . You can thank me later, once you’re able to form words into sentences again. No rush.

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Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally… That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit… Trust no one..

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Lea Michele’s Sad Face of the Day

I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again. Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card. I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie… That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much. TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE

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Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off… I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

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Bregje Heinen’s Sexy Bikini Pictures

With all the new hotties Victoria’s Secret has on their roster these days, I’m having a hard time keeping track of who’s who. For example, here’s Dutch hottie Bregje Heinen doing a bikini shoot for the company. I’m pretty sure she’s the one with the name I can’t pronounce who it’d be fun to oil up and play Twister with. But it’s hard to say, because the same goes for probably at least 5 or 10 more Victoria’s Secret models. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I’ll go get the baby oil. Photos: Fameflynet

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I Like Bad Bitches for Victoria’s Secret that’s My Problem of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…

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Bregje Heinen for July’s GQ UK of the Day

Bregje Heinen may have a horrible sounding name in any language, even if it means something romantic in her native dutch, pronouncing it sounds like the food poisoning I had from eating South Florida asian food cooked by a cuban…but that doesn’t make her any less lovely, Not that names matter, I mean I generally don’t know the name of girls I fuck, let alone the names of girls I look at pictures in bikinis for GQ UK July Edition, especially when they look like this. I mean if Bregje was a fat chick in soiled sweatpants greasy hands from all the fries, with chocolate on her face, Bregje, would be a disgusting name that we could all laugh at, but when they look like this Bregje, she could be named anything…but I’d prefer if she was just naked.

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Bregje Heinen in her Bathing Suit for Some Campaign of the Day

Bregje is a dutch name that sounds like you’re throwing up…so it doesn’t work on fat chicks or anyone who isn’t a model…but luckily for Bregje Heinen she is a 19 year old model..and her name sounds as glorious as can be as she poses in bikinis like it was 2011 and she was doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…..that I guess she didn’t do all that good of a job on because she’s no longer part of that criminal organization but she’s been able to leverage it to get more half naked work…like she’s doing here for some company….and the funny thing about these bikini models I always write about is that they are so good in pictures…but I know…that if I was next to them in person…dealing with their 5 foot 11 bodies next to my 5 foot 6…I would feel a little weirded out…but since I don’t leave my house at these pics are all I have…it works for me….

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Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying…. The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…

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