I don’t really know a whole lot about Jordana Brewster , other than that she’s hot and has some of the darkest eyebrows I’ve ever seen, but I thought I might as well introduce you guys to her younger sister. She’s the one in the scarf and the giant pants. This may have been a complete waste of time, unless you’re into ankles because that’s all the skin we’re seeing from these two. Lame. I think it’s time for a sisters day at the pool.
Jordana Brewster is a really hot actress that you may remember seeing on the epic movie Fast And The Furious and here she is coming out of the gym and showing off a sweaty cameltoe Continue reading →
I love posting pictures of hot celebrities walking around in their workout gear, especially now that yoga pants have become everyday attire for hot chicks, but I’m not sure spandex pants are supposed to be this baggy in the booty region or any region for that matter. Here’s Jordana Brewster giving us a good look at her really tiny booty. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to like it or be concerned that she’s too skinny. I think I’d have to see it up close and personal to really make an informed judgment.
Jordanna Brewster isn’t exactly the most famous woman I’ve ever had on the site, I don’t really know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve had her on the site before and I think she’s hot so who cares. Here she is giving us a really good look at her skinny chick legs in some killer tight spandex pants. I love that spandex has become an appropriate material for people to wear, it used to be reserved for cyclists and perverts.
America’s Got Talent started off strong this week… then immediately disappointed. Until the second hour, there was only one standout performance, although at least we ended on a high note. Come along now and see if you agree with the grades we handed out: The Untouchables – Miami All-Stars Jr. had the advantage of being choreographed by a strong teacher that understood NBC’s production values. The background did a huge disservice for the dancers because it created visual chaos. There were tons of visuals going on that a solid background would have helped. I liked the use of levels and the amount of tricks. It was smart to keep only a handful of dancers front and center to prevent even more chaos. Grade: A- “Rock Star Juggler” Mike Price – I don’t think there is such a thing as a “rock star juggler,” even though Mike’s talented. He upped his game with the cheesy unicycle. The knives then went into fire clubs which he sucked at while he was on the unicycle. He then proceeded to drop a club. The next sequence involved him jugging over a girl, but with his wide stance you knew he wouldn’t drop anything. Grade: B- Inspire The Fire – Black Glee has a great story about the arts, but I hated the arrangement of “Firework.” The harmonization of voices were weak and heavy breathing didn’t help. The one guy did a flip and failed. The moment where the girl hit the high note was awful. The ending was weak and if this was supposed to be uplifting, I was confused. Grade: D Cristin Sandu – Cristin has a legacy of circus performers on his father’s side. He started with unnecessary cube twirling. His act takes too long to prep for a 90 second routine, but when Cristin got on his pile he knew that it was over. That one tube dangled on the edge and he fell over immediately. He didn’t even get to the fire. Grade: F Elusive – It was smart that Elusive had random background people to make his performance look like it could fit a larger stage. I appreciated his level variations and his tricks were pretty strong. Elusive wasted too much time between tricks and I don’t understand why he didn’t end on the top of the staircase. Grade: B Jake Wesley Rogers – Jake’s 15, awkward, and believes in his awkwardness. His choice of “Toxic” matched the whole “awkward” storyline, but why was he even in front of the piano when you could barely hear it? The way the cameras covered up his hands, he could have been miming piano for all we know. Then he wandered around the stage and claimed that he was “ready.” Nope. Sorry. Not tonight. Grade: C All Wheel Sports – The emergence of the bicyclist from the sky was interesting. I normally complain about groups being too busy, but the longer ramp helped with the problem. I compare All Wheel Sports as an edgier, rock star Cirque du Solei. In a very weak group of performers they stood out as a clean and dynamic group. Grade: A Wordspit and the Illest! – The hip-hop fusion group decided to go with an original performance and it didn’t work. The opening sounded like noise until the rapper started. The volume of all the instruments didn’t help the performance at all, the electric guitar was too loud where it was competing with the rapper and main singer. I didn’t like their song, instead of the phrase “Lights, Camera, Flashin'” being a catchy pop hook, it was annoying. Grade: C+ Jacob Williams – Jacob’s voice in his interview was so monotone, it was sleep-inducing. He decided to go with his life-story with more of an awkward angle. The vomit jokes were great, the party of one jokes worked well. I appreciated the tempo of Jacob’s routine especially after Tom Cotter was a little too rapid fire. He got to evolve his story in one nice swoop. Grade: A- All Beef Patty – If you love camp, you’d live All Beef Patty. The vocals for “Let’s hear it for the boy” were actually pretty strong. Having all the backup dancers covered up the fact that All Beef Patty didn’t move. For a drag act, All Beef Patty did everything she could have, but I’m just hoping that there was enough of a voting block. Grade: B Spencer Horseman – The performance had Spencer suspended with a really cool looking straightjacket and a bank bag. He upped his game that the performance was visually appealing. We couldn’t see exactly what was happening which was disappointing; watching Spencer almost-drown the last time was exhilarating. He didn’t need the full 45 seconds because he ended with 13 seconds to spare. Grade: B+ Lightwire Theater – There was a lot of time spent constructing new puppet/costumes and I’m happy to see that we got some new figurines. I appreciated the fact that the camera predominantly stayed in a wide shot. While the act was really similar to their dinosaur segment, the birds provided a lot of cute motions and with the naive bird it worked really well. Grade: A
You might wanna turn away, Katy Perry… Multiple sources confirm that the blue-haired singer’s ex-husband has started up a relationship with Isabella Brewster, as the sister of actress Jordana was spotted strolling through West Hollywood with Russell Brand over the weekend. “It’s been going on for a few weeks,” an insider tells Us Weekly of Brand and Brewster , who has also dated Bradley Cooper and Milo Ventimiglia. “He really likes her.” The actor/comedian recently split from Perry after 14 months of marriage, with the singer admitting it was difficult for the pair to maintain their initial romance. She’s been linked to musician Robert Ackroyd of Florence + the Machine, but it appears as if Brand’s fling with Brewster may be a bit more serious. “She’s cute,” added the tabloid source. “She is all over him and Russell loves it.”
You would think that by now I’d be able to pick out any half decent hottie’s booty without a second thought, you’d be wrong. Here’s masculine looking hottie Jordan Brewster giving us a good look at her hot little booty in a decent pair of jeans. I only say she’s masculine because that weirdo unibrow kind of throws me off… I know she’s hot, but I’m still kind of scared… In a boner kind of way.
Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.
Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.
Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.
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