Brie Larson is annoying. She’s not hot, yet she sexualizes herself like she is, and no one gave a fuck about her before she won her Academy award, for not being hot, but for being some beat up looking mom in her 30s who spent the previous 20 years in a garden shed, where women belong…so they don’t annoy you with their talking…and really…they’d probably like it there, they can just sleep all day with no guilt as you cater to them and feed them like their fucking dad…cuz they don’t like growing up….otherwise they wouldn’t all date rich guys so they don’t need to work…it’s like all girls secretly want to be abducted and taken care of…it’s called marriage…they just ant it at a spa or 5 star hotel because they are greedy… Well since the Academy award for being a non-hot chick, Brie Larson, has let her ego and narcissism and new career as the chubby, average at best girl who gets important roles get the best of her…. COUPLED with being a spokesperson for women’s abuse, as she’s an expert thanks to playing one in a fucking movie…shut the fuck up…you’re not that important bitch.. Well, Vanity Fair seems to disagree…because they got her to take her shirt off for them…and she did it…like I guess all women’s abuse advocates do…LOLZ…bullshit…just bullshit… The post Brie Larson in Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Actors are such self involved cunts – who think what they do is so important – and who think winning an Oscar is some status symbol – because their heads are up their narcissistic asses, and this is the dream they are living, most undeserving of the dream they are living, but definitely annoying and overpaid in the dream they are living, because it takes a certain kind of narcissist, especially when not cute, to audition, perform and do the shit they do….but I don’t bye it, I can’t buy into it. It’s all so fucking bullshit, they are actors, lying to us…so Brie Larson passing the torch of Best Actress, to Emma Stone who isn’t the best actress but won best actress…is just so pretentious and silly…but it went viral as people want to believe in this Hollywood lie… I just wish a bus drove through, or natural disaster happened at this moment of a lie….it’d make their lie of a friendship have a little more dramatic / action and adventure…instead it’s just emotionally unstable overpaid people…..who have no real identity for themselves, but who get lost in the characters they play…the worst… This is so fucking bullshit, you know they are such egos and hate on each other, talk shit on each other, compete for jobs against each other, in their small exclusive bullshit club – but for the cameras let’s pretend we care…. BRIE LARSON IS PRETENDING TO BE A HOT AND SEDUCTIVE GIRL WITH TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA AT HER FIRST BLOCKBUSTER EVER CUZ SHE’S MADE IT….GOOD HUSTLE… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Oh God…Emma Stone and Brie Larson Hugging Out Like Emotionally Unstable Cunts Passing off The Torch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's the grand finale to Awards Season 2016, and what a delight the red carpet was tonight in Hollywood. Nominees who passed for Disney characters! Gowns that resembled loofahs! That bear that nearly ate Leo! Let's thumb through some of tonight's looks, shall we? Those most pleasing to the eye, and those who – according to one tweet – look as though their owners “went HAM at Michael's.” 1. Jennifer Garner: 2016 Academy Awards Presenter Jennifer Garner (in Versace) at the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. 2. Leonardo DiCaprio: 2016 Academy Awards If Best Actor nominee (as of press time, the award has not yet been handed out) does not win, then…someone must change his name to Susan Lucci. 3. Cate Blanchett: 2016 Academy Awards Best Actress nominee Cate Blanchett slayed in a feathered Armani gown with Tiffany & Co. jewels at the 88th Annual Academy Awards on February 28th. However, a few viewers thought Blanchett looked like she “went HAM at Michael’s.” Rude. 4. Tina Fey: 2016 Academy Awards For the 88th Annual Academy Awards, presenter Tina Fey wore an Atelier Versace gown with a Bulgari sapphire and diamond necklace that belongs on the neck of the Duchess of Cambridge. 5. Kerry Washington: 2016 Academy Awards Presenter Kerry Washington wore Atelier Versace to the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. 6. Reese Witherspoon: 2016 Academy Awards Reese Witherspoon wore Oscar de al Renta with Tiffany & Co. jewelry to the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. View Slideshow
So… that was quite the disappointment, wasn’t it? The CW hyped The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 as a major crossover event, with Stefan finding his way to New Orleans in order to avoid Rayna Cruz. And this aspect of the hour was not a let down. It made sense for Stefan to take shelter in Klaus’ favorite bar because its magical powers made it impossible for a locator spell to track him down there. And it was fun to see these old friends (enemies? Let’s just call them frenemies …) banter back and forth. It was also jarring: remember when Klaus first arrived on the scene in Mystic Falls? And he was billed as the most fearsome for our heroes would ever encounter? Who ever could have guessed he’d end up anchor The Originals as a protagonist? Talk about a character who has come a long way. After learning that Stefan was on the run from The Huntress, Klaus initially went off on his drinking buddy, questioning why he dared to bring such a dangerous problem to New Orleans. But after he tossed Stefan out on the street, he ended up on the phone with Caroline and realized that she really did care about Stefan. So if Klaus really did care about Caroline, as we all know he does, he’ll go lend the marked vampire a hand. That’s how we concluded this episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 7 , with Klaus telling Stefan they were going to see a witch who could help with his Rayna Cruz problem. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! It was the rest of the episode that pretty much sucked. Caroline accompanied Alaric to Dallas with his twins, clearly taken by the kids she birthed and clearly interested in staying with them. We know this is what happens due to the flash forwards, of course, which removes a great deal of the drama ahead. Yes, it was cool to see awhile back that Caroline is engaged to Alaric and that they are raising daughters together. But that shock has now worn off and we’re left with a storyline whose ending we already know. The worst storyline this week, however, centered on Enzo. It turns out that he’s been working with some mysterious group called The Armory because the woman in charge promised him information about his family in exchange for his help capturing Rayna Cruz. That’s it. That’s all Enzo needed to hear in order to turn his back on his friends. By sheer coincidence, the woman then told Enzo that his father founded The Armory and that she’s actually related to him. It was all felt very forced and very random, as if the writers knew they needed to find an arc for Enzo and just invented this out of thin air. Finally, we’ll supposedly see the last of Damon on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 because Bonnie nearly died saving his life and he’s sick of putting the lives of those close to him in jeopardy. But we clearly know Damon isn’t going anywhere. We’ll tune in next week just to see what Damon is talking about when it comes to disappearing forever, but if The Armory is really about to become a central focus of The Vampire Diaries, we may be tuning out after that.
It's that time of year again. On Sunday night, millions will tune in to watch pretty people take home gold statues, and Hollywood will expect us to take it all very seriously. This year, that's harder than ever as ignorant snubs for films like Straight Outta Compton , Creed , The Hateful Eight , Carol , and Diary of a Teenage Girl make it clear that the average Academy voter is more concerned with nominating films that fit the bill for traditional Oscar fare than with honoring the year's best and most memorable films. As a result, we're left with one of the least populist, most awards-bait-stuffed Best Picture fields in years. Sure, the Academy threw the average Joe Popcorn Bucket a bone with Mad Max: Fury Road , but with the exception of the film doesn't stand a chance in any of the major categories (it might not even take home any technical awards). So while there are many strong contenders this year (For the love of God, see The Big Short , Brooklyn , and Room , if you haven't already.), there are probably more than a few big nominees you haven't seen, and there might be a few you've never even heard of. Regardless, many of us will drunkenly toss a $20 into the pot and fill in some bubbles before hunkering down to see if anyone trips on the red carpet. (Don't let us down, J-Law!) That's why we've assembled the list below to provide you with all the information you'll need to fleece your friends on Hollywood's biggest night. Of course, if you really want to play it safe, just find some uninformed sucker and bet him that all the night's acting prizes will go to white people. Unlike minorities working in the film industry, you're sure to win big! 1. Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio Perhaps the biggest lock of the night. Leo’s over-the-top work in The Revenant (the Academy loves man tears) coupled with a relentless PR campaign designed to remind us how grueling the shoot was (the man ate A REAL BISON LIVER…for some reason) all but guarantees him his first Oscar. Plus, voters are probably sick of all the memes about how he hasn’t won one already. 2. Best Actress: Brie Larson Brie Larson’s tour-de-force performance as a kidnapping victim in Room is one for the ages. Expect the Academy to get it right with this one. 3. Best Supporting Actor: Sylvester Stallone Creed proved that old Sly’s still got some fight left in him. The performance is deserving, but it’s his status as the sentimental favorite that’ll win Rocky the gold. 4. Best Supporting Actress: Alicia Vikander Alicia Vikander was the best part of The Danish Girl. Most critics have rightfully dismissed the film as beautifully-shot fluff, but Vikander’s star-making performance sticks with you. 5. Best Original Screenplay: Spotlight Once a favorite for Best Picture, Spotlight seems to have lost some steam in recent months. Expect the Academy to toss the critical darling a bone in the form of a screenplay prize. 6. Best Adapted Screenplay: The Big Short The Big Short accomplished the nigh-impossible feat of making the nitty-gritty of the 2008 housing market collapse accessible to the average viewer. Even more impressively, the adaptation of Michael Lewis’ nonfiction best-seller is legitimately laugh-out-loud funny. Any film with the audacity to have Selena Gomez break the fourth wall to explain collateralized debt obligations to the audience deserves a writing award. View Slideshow
Last night’s Golden Globe awards had plenty of sexy actresses walking the red carpet and strutting their stuff. We can’t decide who the hottest one was, so help us pick a winner! Hit the jump for more pics…
Last night’s Golden Globe awards had plenty of sexy actresses walking the red carpet and strutting their stuff. We can’t decide who the hottest one was, so help us pick a winner! Hit the jump for more pics…
