Alexis Ren is living the American Dream…she’s a girl who got naked on the internet, had a hot body, was marketed right and got a ton of followers…she went viral…bought some bolt on tits..and now travels the world possibly making money…definitely getting lots of love from rich guys who finance her world travels and all she has to do is be half naked all the fucking time…no brain, no personality, nothing interesting, just half nakedness…and it’s wonderful This is the American Dream… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rita Ora is showing her friends her pussy in her white bikini bottom, because that’s the kind of whore she is…but this is the fourth of July and we already knew that.. What this is about is the American Dream…some British woman was able to fuck a Kardashian and land a record deal in America…get her Work Visa and attend every fucking American event she could…allowing her to get a name, a presence, a celebrity and an existence…because that was her dream.. She now is officially famous, with songs on the Chart and people in America are starting to notice her and not thing she’s Kelly Osbourne.. She’s rich, living the good life internationally, but that’s all because she moved to America and lived that American Dream.. It’s the Fourth of July…get off the damn computer punk. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Still a Whore Showing Off her Pussy in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Oprah Winfrey Covers August Issue Of British Vogue Well isn’t this delightful? Lady O — aka Oprah Winfrey if you’re nasty is on the August cover of British Vogue looking STUN-NING! The magazine shared a few of the shots from the spread as well as some select excerpts. The issue hits newsstands July 6. Hit the flip for more
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Last week, fans were shocked by photos of Johnny Depp looking gaunt and frail while on tour with his band in Europe. If you haven’t seen the image in question, just imagine what Johnny would look like if he had spent the past few months preparing for a live-action sequel to the Corpse Bride . Or, ya know … you can just see for yourself in the pic below: Look, Depp superfans are a real and terrifying bunch, and we know better than to needlessly provoke them, so before you scroll down to the comments to excoriate us for cracking jokes about a dying man, let us make one thing clear: Johnny Depp is probably not dying. In fact, he’s probably just fine. In fact, his reps have already issued a statement claiming that he’s losing weight on purpose and is healthier than he’s been in years. But none of that will stop the Australian tabloids from working their readers up into a lather with claims that Depp is on his deathbed. In case you’re not familiar, Aussie tabloids make British tabloids look like freakin’ New York Times in terms of journalistic integrity, which is really saying something, as British tabloids have been putting US tabloids to shame in terms of, well, shamelessness for the past couple decades. Basically, just think of everything Donald Trump has said about the mainstream media in the past two years and know that all of those things are actually true of the Aussie tabloids. Anyway, one scandal sheet from Down Under has demonstrated an obsession with Johnny’s well-being that’s matched only by every single Hot Topic clerk on the planet. In a piece with the admirably restrained and subtle title of “What’s Killing Johnny?” a magazine that’s apparently known only as NW claimed that sources close to the actor are deeply concerned that he’s on his last (fatally skinny) legs. “His friends are worried he’s keeping quiet about a serious illness,” says an almost certainly made-up “insider.” “It’s well known that he’s a heavy drinker and the fear is his frail appearance could be linked to drugs or booze… or both.” The insider claims that one illness in particular has Johnny fans concerned: “Many are worried he possibly has liver cancer or something because he’s so skinny and has got, like, no hair now.” Lol at the claim that “many” people jumped to that same ultra-specific conclusion. “Johnny’s looking slimmer than usual. Must be the liver cancer,” cried the masses in unison. We guess the folks at NW can skate by on a technicality here, as Johnny Depp will almost certainly not live forever, and is thus dying, in a sense. But if we know Johnny — and we don’t — he’ll be shambling across the stage like the reanimated cadaver of his idol Keith Richards long after everyone has stopped caring or paying attention.
I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of casting couch performances…. I used to find her the hottest actress in the movies, not just because she showed bush, but maybe because she showed bush, I just knew if she was cast in something, there was bound to be bush. This was the era of renting videos based on their nudity rating, because we didn’t have internet and that was our porn that wasn’t porn. It’s the reason I got into indy movies in the first place, shit like Doom Generation by Greg Araki, where Rose McGowan’s huge tits were exposed in her first movie role was rented strictly because of the “nudity” rating…which I guess may be the reason I do this retarded fucking site…which I guess is more than Sienna Miller does these days, which isn’t saying much….but it is saying that girl pulled a proper scam and is sitting on a pile of money and the only damage she’s got to show about it…the only wear and tear is the fact that her pussy is banged out so big it eats her pants…. NOT A BAD TRADE OFF AT ALL….
Well, folks, we’re just hours away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle . Predictions for what you can expect as the global media continues to foam at the mouth include: Yet another rundown of how terrible Meghan’s family is ; talking head-types pretending anyone actually watched the show Suits; and of course, painstaking second-by-second breakdowns of how the actual ceremony will play out, as though you’ve never seen a freakin’ wedding before. To be fair, tomorrow’s ceremony is sure to be more interesting than royal weddings past, thanks largely to a last-minute curveball thrown by Meghan’s lame-ass dad. As you may have heard, Thomas Markle will not be attending his daughter’s wedding for reasons that vary depending on whom you ask/believe. The most likely explanation seems to be that Thomas is embarrassed that he was busted selling staged paparazzi photos to British media outlets, so he’s decided to make the situation worse by bailing on the wedding entirely. The decision created quite a stir, as Thomas was supposed to symbolically give Meghan away before she joins Harry at the altar. Fortunately, it wasn’t long before a suitable plan B emerged. This morning it was reported that Prince Charles would walk Meghan down the aisle , but now it seems that’s only partially true. CNN is now claiming that Meghan will “make a bold feminist statement” by proceeding down the first stretch of the aisle “unescorted.” Of course, actual solitude is for peasants, and royals are never really alone, even when they’re “alone.” So when CNN says “unescorted” they really mean Meghan will be joined by her bridesmaids and page boys, “with a senior church figure walking ahead.” The Donald’s favorite news network also points out that Charles is no stranger to the task of walking blushing brides down the aisle. In 2016, he escorted Alexandra Knatchbull during her wedding to Thomas Hooper – and who could forget the famed Knatchbull-Hooper wedding? Just kidding, we have no idea who these people are. Anyway, it’s cool that Meghan is using her time on the world’s biggest stage to make a statement that’s sure to inspire other young women. But our favorite part of this story might be the fact that Harry’s grandfather, 96-year-old Prince Philip, will be in attendance less than two months after undergoing hip surgery. We’re sure he’ll be there primarily to support his grandson and new granddaughter-in-law. But we like to think he’s at least partially motivated by a desire to make Thomas Markle look like a little bitch. View Slideshow: Royal Wedding 2.0: All the Exciting Details!
JOCE / Bauer Griffin LLC Stevie Wonder Turns Up With T.I., Childish Gambino And More Happy Birthday wishes to Stevie Wonder , who turns 68 this Sunday. The soulful singer/songwriter celebrated his birthday with a star-studded night of music at The Peppermint Club In West Hollywood. JOCE / Bauer Griffin LLC Childish Gambino, his brother Stephen Glover, T.I., Nick Cannon, Angela Bassett, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland and Craig Robinson were just a few big names we spotted at the event. Check out more photos below, then hit the flip for the dope group performance video.
When I look at girls like this, I remind myself that they are human and likely shit, and for some reason, I reason I call “never accepting the fact women shit”…no matter how immature it may be…it makes me disgusted by them…but the problem is that disgusted by chicks or not…I’d still fuck them so it’s this confused internal struggle I have…and believe I’ll get through…just not likely alive… When I look at Sienna Miller I remember a British actress who got a lot of work a long time ago….and who I really liked, thought was hot and believe in her bush…. Those times are long gone..but she’s still trying to pull out nipple…and that’s alright…except for the whole NOT PULLING OUT NIPPLE…
