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Madonna’s MDNA: Swallowing It One Pill At A Time

MTV News takes a look at why Madge’s upcoming album is a drug worth taking. By Jocelyn Vena Madonna’s MDNA Photo: Interscope Madonna wants us to dance the heartbreak away on MDNA. The record, set to drop on March 26, has some of the finest musical moments we’ve heard from the pop legend in the last few years, recalling the finer songs and themes she explored on Ray of Light and Confessions on a Dance Floor. It’s clear that Madge had her heart broken, most likely by her former hubby and British auteur, Guy Ritchie. She explores the pain of life post-divorce on many of the songs on the album, and most of the time, it works perfectly. Madonna really understands heartbreak and she understands even better how it can empower someone to be a better person. While all the buzz seems to be about “I Don’t Give A” and the bit too on-the-nose confessions she makes about her divorce (where she even sings about falling off a horse), her anger is even darker on the William Orbit-produced “Gang Bang.” Sparse at times and always punctuated by a pulsing beat, it’s incredibly hard. It’s the type of record you’d expect to hear at some after-hours club that your really edgy friend knows about. It’s about falling completely in love and falling more deeply into hate when it’s over. Serving as a pop-song revenge fantasy, Madonna sings, “And I’m going straight to hell/ And I’ve got a lot of friends there/ And if I see that b—- in Hell/ I’m gonna shoot him in the head again/ Cause I wanna see him die/ Over and over and over.” On the disco-tinged “Love Spent,” Madge sings about feeling like nothing more than a bank to a former lover (she did have one very costly breakup from Ritchie), and on the remorseful, melodic “Best Friend,” she admits, “Your picture’s off the wall, but I’m still waiting for your call/ And every man that walks through the door/ Will be compared to you.” “Superstar” is light and airy, recalling some of the singer’s highlights from the ’80s. The mid-tempo’s production, which comes courtesy of Hardy “Indiigo” Muanza, certainly helps distract from some of the sillier lyrics that have Madonna comparing her boy toy to famed dudes like Al Capone and James Dean. If anyone was wondering why she called the album MDNA, all they need to do is look to “I’m Addicted,” the super club-thumping track full of bleeping noises, spare moments and then big chugging ones, which are filled out with loopy instances. It’s about letting go and loving someone completely: “Now that your name/ Pumps like blood in my veins/ Pulsing through my body, lighting my mind/ It’s like MDNA and that’s OK.” MDNA, of course, is also known as ecstasy, giving the track the perfect metaphor for love on the dance floor. While most of the album addresses the highs and lows of falling in love, “Some Girls” is all about Madonna proclaiming her awesomeness. Another Orbit jam, it’s a crunchy, robotic, thumping anthem that puts Madonna right in the center of female empowerment. “I’m not like the rest,” she proclaims, as if anyone would ever question that. “Some girls are second best.” On the chorus, she declares, “Some girls are not like me/ I’m everything you’ve ever dreamed of/ I got you begging please.” One of the highlights is “Turn Up the Radio,” which sounds like it was born to be this summer’s feel-good anthem. It’s bright, happy and fun, all about letting go of the past. Over Martin Solveig’s sunny production, Madge sings, “It was time I opened my eyes/ I’m leaving the past behind/ Nothing’s ever what it seems/ Including this time and this crazy dream.” She’s not wrong to be that confident on this album. She’s certainly in the groove. And the album is full of strength, but it’s also her vulnerability that rounds it out. If fans thought link type=”content” id=”1678478″> “Give Me All Your Luvin’ ” and “Girl Gone Wild” are what this era is all about, they are only seeing pieces of the MDNA puzzle, that’s only completed when listening to the album from front to back. In the end, this album is a drug worth taking. Are you counting down the days to the release of MDNA ? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Madonna

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Holly Valance Covers Ups The Goods

Remember Holly Valance ? I’m pretty sure I used to post her on the site for some reason, I think she was one of those British chicks who rose to fame by having her picture taken with her boobs out in some trashy newspaper Rupert Murdoch owned, but I could be thinking of someone else. Anyway, here she is looking pretty sexy with her top on at some party for lotion in London. No really, it’s a party for something called Eight Hour Cream by Elizabeth Arden… Sounds dirty, I like it.

Holly Valance Covers Ups The Goods

Remember Holly Valance ? I’m pretty sure I used to post her on the site for some reason, I think she was one of those British chicks who rose to fame by having her picture taken with her boobs out in some trashy newspaper Rupert Murdoch owned, but I could be thinking of someone else. Anyway, here she is looking pretty sexy with her top on at some party for lotion in London. No really, it’s a party for something called Eight Hour Cream by Elizabeth Arden… Sounds dirty, I like it.

Katie Price Knows How To Sell Swimsuits

I was speechless when I first looked at these pictures of busty British glamour model Katie Price squeezing her giant fake breasts together in a tacky swimsuit, but after staring at them for roughly thirteen minutes or so and then taking a quick nap I’m back on track. I have to hand it to the woman, she sure knows the right way to sell some crappy bathing suits. I could watch her play with those beauties all afternoon. Keep up the good work.

REVIEW: Ewan McGregor, Emily Blunt Do Their Best With Uneven Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Although it’s set in the present, the characters in Lasse Hallström’s Salmon Fishing in the Yemen seem to have been imported from a different time. The good ones behave in a courtly manner and speak in dignified tones and the rascals twinkle and flounce. Often the effect of Simon Beaufoy’s script (adapted from Paul Torday’s 2007 novel) is refreshing, due in no small part to the congenital irresistibility of the actors speaking his lines — Ewan McGregor, Emily Blunt and Kristin Scott Thomas. It’s when the adorably priggish Cary Grant type is accused of having Asperger’s by his plucky but labile future love interest and the benevolent Sheik bankrolling the duo’s wacky experiment is nearly assassinated by Yemeni jihadists that things get to feel a little pear-shaped. Things open on a sprightly note: Harriet (Blunt), the attaché to a wealthy Arab Sheik (Amr Waked), taps off an email to Dr. Alfred Jones (McGregor), a fisheries scientist with a government job, about the Sheik’s desire to fill the Yemen River with North Atlantic salmon. Whatever the Sheik wants the Sheik gets, although his reasons are never really clear — or convincing, anyway. Although all the salmon fishing any man could want is available at his English estate, we are supposed to believe the Sheik has a vision of bringing two worlds together. This is all British diplomatic relations guru Patricia Maxwell (Scott Thomas) needs to hear. After a decade of war in the Middle East, the Sheik’s plan looks like a human interest oasis in a PR desert. Fred’s not having it, of course. Fred’s not having much of anything, including his awful wife (Rachel Stirling). Although McGregor is novel as the endearing but highly repressed nerd, his scenes with Stirling — who treats Fred like a pet who has outlived his welcome — are the only ones in which he feels a little miscast. Middle aged and stagnant is not a look McGregor can pull off quite yet; even his most consternated furrow feels a beat away from that wolfy grin. He’s more natural with a fellow ingénue like Blunt, and their scenes together are charming enough to give the story and its sleepy, slightly TV movie-ish pacing that something extra. Fifty million pounds and a weekend seduction at his sprawling estate convince Fred to help the Sheik with his idea, and the rest of the film involves the trio working together to stock a desert river with salmon and see if they’ll swim upstream. Even if you don’t think this seems like a horrible idea in every possible way, it’s tough to get too excited: Hallström is like a human shock absorber, and that smoothness is reflected in every emotionally airbrushed moment, whether Blunt is mourning for her new boyfriend (Tom Mison) — who disappears mysteriously after being deployed to Afghanistan — or those angry terrorists who seem to have escaped from another movie are trying to pop off our handsome Magic Arab. When the recessive style works with the characters and the kooky international-incident story, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen has an absorbing, old-fashioned sweetness. The crackle of Scott Thomas’s performance — rarely has someone had more fun saying  ahhhh- sss — cuts the breathless tension developing between Fred and Mary, and the exotic settings are just fabulous enough to sweep you away. But when the blend of classic and hyper-contemporary are not working together they are working against each other, making for some pretty jarring tonal lurches. We see Muslim men praying several times throughout the film, and when the script finally pauses to address it, the general wistful tone feels disingenuous: “I don’t know anyone who goes to church anymore,” Fred says in wonderment. “On Sundays we go to Target.” I imagine in the fullness of the novel a line like that has the resonance of context and perhaps even self-satire. In this often perilously simplistic film it just comes off as dopey. It’s too bad Blunt and McGregor have to compete with the flimsy conceit holding the story together. They make a lovely couple, even buried behind a heightened writerly style and the awkward persistence of those cliff-scrambling extremists. Surely there’s a sympathetic Sheik out there with fifty million to drop on a second go around? Follow Michelle Orange on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Holy DUI Batman! Ex-NFL Baller Eddie George Caught In Passenger Seat Of Drunken British Pro Golfer Rachel Connor’s Swirl-mobile!

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie…SMH LOL According to TMZ reports : Retired NFL star Eddie George was sitting in the passenger seat … when pro golfer Rachel Connor was busted for drunk driving in Florida early this morning … TMZ has learned. Connor — a 21-year-old British golf pro — was pulled over at 2:21 AM in Sarasota, Florida … after cops say they noticed her speeding and weaving in her lane. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ … cops smelled booze when they approached the vehicle … and Connor admitted to drinking 2 vodka cranberries earlier in the evening. Cops noticed a man in the passenger seat … who was identified as 38-year-old Eddie George … former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner. According to the report, Connor was given a breathalyzer test and blew a .133 and a .137 … way over the legal limit, .08. Cops say she had trouble walking straight and couldn’t count in numerical order. According to the report, Cops asked Rachel if she could turn back the clock and change any of her decisions what would it be? … And Rachel responded, she would have decided “not to drive.” Hours before the arrest, Connor tweeted a photo of Eddie on the golf course … and another photo of herself and Eddie posing together at an event. You gon’ learn today Eddie! You gon’ learn today! *Kevin Hart voice* More On Bossip! Diversity Deficient: The Top 10 Countries With The World’s Most Beautiful Women According To Traveler’s Digest It’s About To Be A Girl Fight: Karrueche Goes In On RihRih After Her Rice Cakes Comments… “I’m Angelina, You’re Jen. You See Where Brad Is At!” Lucky Wives: These Men Keep It Right, Tight And Chiseled For Their Spouses A “Lil Positivity”: San Francisco 49ers Vernon Davis And Business Partner Antone Barnes Are Changing Perceptions, Changing The Game, And Empowering The Black Community

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Paige Green is hot

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TV Nudity Report:Californication, Spartacus: Vengeance [PICS]

Everybody’s talking about the leaked Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks pics, but those weren’t the only heavenly bodies on display this weekend. On Californication , aristocratic British beauty Camilla Luddington bared her full moon and perky pokies having sex with Charlie ( Evan Handler ) in her boss’s bed. Things got awkward when her employers Marcy ( Pamela Adlon ) and Stu ( Stephen Robolowsky ) burst in and started getting it on while our naked duo hid nearby, but at least we got a good look at Pamela’s plush posterior in mesh panties as they did it. Meanwhile, Spartacus didn’t disappoint with its obligatory weekly bath scene, this time featuring both Viva Bianca and Lucy Lawless topless, along with nudecomer Cynthia Addai-Robinson, who showed snookers as a slave girl reunited with her man. More after the jump!

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Lindag nude

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Mollie King panty upskirt

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