Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 40…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit… BUT look at her now, she’s mad it to CANNES where she’s either in a movie, the hot pussy at the premiere of some movie, or fucking the dude in or who made the movie – and that alone…is magical… This is what LIVING is about…not sitting in your stupid cubicle dying away from diabetes and other fat person related diseases…it’s about being hot and half naked at Cannes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Donaldson in a Slutty Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As far as we know, there’s no legitimacy to the recent slew of rumors about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry being secretly engaged . But that doesn’t mean the absurdly photogenic couple hasn’t already begun the process of planning a future together. It may not seem like a big deal to us in the States, where the word “polo” merely conjures images of overpriced Ralph Lauren men’s wear, but when Meghan watched Harry compete in the royal’s annual polo match over the weekend, it sent a clear message that these two are in it for the long haul. The horsey game marked Harry and Meghan’s first public appearance together, and served as a prelude to Pippa Middleton’s wedding , where the couple will arrive hand-in-hand, and neither of them will be wielding a mallet or sitting atop a 2,000 pound hooved beast. Basically, if anyone still doubted that Harry and Meghan were the real deal, she silently told them where to cram it on Saturday. Meghan won’t be in the UK for long (she’s due back on the set of the USA legal drama Suits on Wednesday), but her latest jaunt across the pond was enough to get the British tabloid media buzzing. Sources say Harry basically begged Meghan to attend the match, as he abhors doing public appearances on his own. Meghan was so eager to oblige that she skipped the baby shower of her friend Serena Williams in order to be on hand. “Harry was the one that encouraged her to come,” a source close to the prince tells E! News. “He hates doing these things by himself and it felt great to have someone he loves cheering him on. With Meghan, he feels like they’re a team. It gives him so much energy.” As for the Harry-Meghan engagement talk , the loved-up polo match has the rumor mill working overtime. Several outlets have pointed out the similarities between Harry and Meghan’s romance and Prince William’s courtship of Kate Middleton . Many have noted that in the past few weeks, Harry and Meghan’s publicly behavior has closely mirrored that of Will and Kate in the weeks before they announced their engagement. Of course, Will and Kate were engaged for about a month before they announced it to the peasants, a fact that has many wondering if Harry has surreptitiously put a ring on it already. Whatever the case, it seems certain that Meghan won’t be forced to wait quite as long as her famously patient predecessor. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 16 Things to Know About Prince Harry’s New Squeeze
According to a bombshell new report, Angelina Jolie isn’t simply ready to move on from Brad Pitt… … she’s ready to move on from Brad Pitt and head to the altar with another man! Raise your hand if you saw that development coming. Okay, now lower your hand if you had it raised. Because you’re clearly lying. The cover story of the latest In Touch Weekly screams about an “Angelina Shocker,” as editors try to make the case that Jolie is “GETTING MARRIED ALREADY.” Finally, the tabloid promises, the “real reason” why Angelina dumped Brad has been revealed. Indeed, “Angelina’s getting married,” an unnamed, allegedly close friend supposedly tells the magazine, although this pal refuses to divulge the name of Jolie’s fiance. But he’s a “wealthy, 40-something Brit,” the insider swears, going on to describe this lucky fellow as a “philanthropist business man.” Hmmm… Jolie is very into philanthropy. It’s kind of her things these days. Might there be some truth to this seemingly ridiculous rumor?!? This same story says none of Jolie’s six children have met her mystery man just yet, despite a wedding evidently being in the works. How does Pitt feel about his long-time wife preparing to exchange vows with her new lover, mere months after she filed to divorce him? The actor was “knocked for a loop,” In Touch reports, although he’ll need to wrap his head around this engagement soon. Jolie is “trying to speed up the divorce so she can tie the knot as quickly as possible,” the report reads. The source also goes on to state that a “quickie wedding would be the ultimate payback” for Angelina. And why would Jolie be interesting in getting revenge against Pitt? The star filed to legally end her marriage to Pitt because she believed him to be a bad father. There was some kind of altercation on board a private airplane that resulted in the FBI being called in to investigate Pitt for charges of assault. No evidence was ever discovered to support this claim. Just last week, meanwhile, Radar Online broke its own bombshell, alleging that a man DID actually come between Jolie and Pitt . But it wasn’t a lover. It was Jolie’s own brother, James Haven! He’s always been unusually tight with his famous sister and yet another anonymous friend told the website that Pitt grew sick and tired of their awkward relationship. “James was so close to them that he was actually living with them,” author Ian Halperin said in an interview to promote his new film, Broken: The Incredible Story of Brangelina. “It put Brad over the edge. Brad gave Ang the ultimatum; it’s him or me!” View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Angelina Jolie is the Antichrist Way back in 2000, of course, Jolie and Haven kissed multiple times on the lips in public, freaking many people out. There’s even been talk over the years of incest between the brother and sister, but Halperin was quick to say he didn’t believe this was the case. “The conclusion is amongst experts ‘No wonder they split,” he told Radar, adding: “Here we are more than a decade later and James is living with them full time. Ultimately it was too close for comfort for Brad.” We wonder how Angelina’s new man feels about her brother. Once we identify this random rich British dude and get him on the phone, we’ll let you know. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt
We're guessing you've seen quite a few signs such as the one below in your time: It makes sense that drivers would be warned of a possible deer crossing because these animals can actually do a great deal of damage to vehicles, big and small. However, sign makers around the world may need to soon get to work on another deer-related sign, one that warns not of deer about to cross the road… … but of cross deer about to seriously mess people up! On April 1, 25-year old British Columbia resident Cary McCook was getting out of his co-worker’s passenger seat when he was positively demolished by a sprinting deer. He was destroyed. He was bulldozed. He flattened and wrecked and effectively devoured right on the spot. Not literally, of course. The deer did not eat McCook. But it took his figurative lunch in one of the most epic animal takedowns we've ever witnessed. The thing is, this attack took place on April Fool's Day. And with websites out there trying to get readers to believe in an actual Beygency – among other jokes, lies and pranks – Cary's friends didn't believe that he actually got gored by a deer But then a hotel near the sight of this incident supplied McCook with surveillance footage of the assault… and here you have it. It really did happen. McCook is an aspiring rapper in a group named “Reka-Nation” and he told a Canadian news network that he plans to write a rap song about his encounter. So this isn't the last time you'll hear about it. We're guessing this won't be the only time you watch tape of the destruction, either. One viewing of this massacre simply won't cut it. But get the experience started now:
Interactions with deer range from distant admiration to trying to avoid them on a interstate highway. But don’t get it confused, the deer are out here…and if you don’t get out of their way, trust, you’ll get ran over. One man in British Columbia experienced this firsthand two Saturdays ago. Twenty-five-year-old Cary McCook was exiting a vehicle when he took […]
Messy divorce drama… Lady Victoria Hervey Confirms Threesome With Mel B & Stephen Belafonte Mel B’s marriage secrets are continuing to be revealed in the midst of her messy divorce. As previously reported rumors were swirling that Mel and her allegedly abusive husband Stephan Belafonte had an open marriage and often welcomed other women into their bedroom. In particular, it was rumored that Mel and Stephan had a night of fun with British socialite Lady Victoria Hervey. That rumor has since been confirmed by Hervey herself who revealed the news while also throwing her support by her friend Mel as her divorce drama continues to take an ugly turn. She tells The Sun that she feels terrible for her friend. “She said he controlled all her finances and she wasn’t initially strong enough to leave him. She said she waited until everything fell into place before she could do it and finally everything fell into place and she knew it was time. No woman should suffer like she has, I feel terribly for her.” She also added that Mel assured her that no video of their hookup would surface. “I’ve spoken to Mel, she reached out to me on Instagram by sending me a message saying: ‘Let’s talk about those videos.’ I was really startled, I assumed she meant that we’d been secretly filmed on that night. Mel said she just doesn’t know if videos exist of that night but she reassured me that they are unlikely to be coming out.” In addition to Lady Hervey, another woman has come forward to detail an alleged threesome. That woman, Siara Dianda, is a 32-year-old stripper who’s adamant that she too spent a night with the couple. Hit the flip for her allegations. Siara the stripper says that she had a “wild night” with the couple and told The Mirror that they invited her back to their hotel after she gave them lap dances.. While there she says Mel “took control” and she was amazed by her toned body… “Mel had the most amazing body, so toned. I was in a bit of a daze when it was all happening,” she tells The Mirror. “My adrenaline was through the roof. I used to be a Spice Girls fan, so the whole night was surreal. “It was fun but I haven’t had a threesome since because it was very in-your-face.” After the Spice Girl fell asleep Siara says she had another smash session, this time solo with Stephen. “She didn’t seem to mind,” said Siara. “Stephen was really nice and respectful.” Siara says that eventually, Stephen fell asleep too, so she sneaked out. While the group sex stories are salacious, let’s remember the true reason why Mel’s leaving Stephen. As previously reported she claims that she tried to commit suicide because of his CONSTANT physical abuse and also alleged that he impregnated their 26-year-old nanny Lorraine Gilles. Mel now claims that Stephen and the nanny are working together to try to extort her with sextapes. SMH! What do YOU think about the latest Mel B divorce update??? WENN
I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it….. So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter… I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes… It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in… But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is…. I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson…. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me. The post Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Typically, the Kate Middleton rumor mill churns with talk of her and Prince William taking a trip to Pound Town. In other (less confusing and lewd) words, most chatter surrounding the Duchess of Cambridge has to do with her womb and when she’ll next get pregnant . But sources now tell Vanity Fair that Middleton is upset at her handsome husband for a different kind of trip; one that involved cold, wet snow, not red hot banging. Earlier this week, the Royal Family became the subject of a few negative headlines after William had perhaps a bit too much fun with friends at a nightclub in Switzerland. He was at the establishment as part of a ski vacation with his friends. Multiple outlets reported on the singing and “dad dancing” that was included in the break Williams took with close pals Guy Pelly, Tom van Straubenzee and James Meade. (Are those not the most British names you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) Likely as a result of a headache and/or extreme fatigue, the Duke of Cambridge was noticeably absent from Monday’s Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey, Britain’s largest interfaith gathering attended by many members of his famous family. And an insider claims that the most important person in William’s immediate family was “disappointed” with her husband’s behavior. “It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics,” a source tells the aforementioned publication, adding: “She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting .” (Are those not the most British words you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) To be clear, this was solely a guys’ trip. Cameras did capture a few females hanging out in William’s presence, but there’s no concern that he acted inappropriately with anyone of the opposite sex. According to The Sun newspaper/tabloid, the Prince and his friends spent last Sunday night dancing to the band Hussy and looked “very worse for wear” after downing “several drinks.” Footage of this behavior, which went public in Great Britain on Wednesday in numerous tabloids, has left Middleto “less than pleased,” Vanity Fair writes. Later today, William and Kate are expected to step foot in Paris, as the future king makes his first official visit to the city since Princess Diana passed. It marks yet another major occasion for the couple and the family they represent. The two-day trip is expected to strengthen relations between France and a post-Brexit Britain – and all eyes will clearly be on William’s eyes on Friday and Saturday. Will they be bloodshot? Will he be back on his game? If not, the public may continue to turn on William and Kate , leaving us wondering about the future of their marriage, as opposed any future addition to their adorable brood. View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong
