NUTS magazine has really outdone themselves this time by putting what I believe to be the most underrated British model in their latest issue. Here is Danica Thrall in various lingerie outfits, showing off her perfect ass-ets. This girl is so incredibly hot, she’s making my tighty whities a whole lot tighter. Quick pass some tissues. Things are going to get messy here.
I may not be a fan of Taylor Swift ‘s music, but I’d take front row seats to this leg show any day of the week. And even though everybody always rags on Taylor for going through ex-boyfriends faster than toilet paper, I get where she’s coming from. In fact, between those legs and her serial dating, I think Taylor would make a perfect ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. After we divorce, she can write a hit single about me while I get rich off our sex tape. It’d be a real win-win. Photos: Fameflynet
I know I post a lot of busty British hotties on this site — it’s kind of my bread and butter. But sometimes there’s just no substitute for the original. So here’s Lucy Pinder and her legendary funbags stuffed into a bikini and proving why she’s still the UK’s reigning Queen of Boobs. Sorry ladies, but nobody’s dethroning this just yet. Please don’t stop trying though. » view all 18 photos
I’m no foreign language expert, but I do have a lot of experience when it comes to foreign photoshoots, so I’m pretty sure this shoot of Kelly Brook posing in Daisy Dukes with a can of Axe and a Benz is from FHM Turkey . I can also tell you that they need a better Photoshop guy, since Kelly’s clearly not sitting in that car any more than she’s sitting in my bed right now. So next time, if they’re going to use Photoshop, they might as well add a few more busty British hotties in there too while they’re at it.
I’m no foreign language expert, but I do have a lot of experience when it comes to foreign photoshoots, so I’m pretty sure this shoot of Kelly Brook posing in Daisy Dukes with a can of Axe and a Benz is from FHM Turkey . I can also tell you that they need a better Photoshop guy, since Kelly’s clearly not sitting in that car any more than she’s sitting in my bed right now. So next time, if they’re going to use Photoshop, they might as well add a few more busty British hotties in there too while they’re at it.
I know I post a lot of busty British hotties on the site, so today I figured I’d mix it up a bit with a busty Irish hottie instead. You’re welcome. So here’s Hazel O’Sullivan in some kind of promotional photoshoot for something involving books and a whole lot of cleavage. I’m not exactly sure why Hazel’s dressed like the world’s sexiest librarian, but I fully approve. And personally, I’d love to curl up on those massive pillows with a good book. Or no book, that part doesn’t really matter. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
Further proof that British reality TV is light-years ahead of American TV, apparently my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden was recently added to the Celebrity Big Brother UK house. I think it’s a great idea, even if the crowd supposedly booed her. Courtney’s blonde, barely famous, and she’s got two huge, made-for-TV talents. She should fit right in with all the other busty British nobodies over there. Now, help me convince the producers that the show could use a celebrity blogger contestant next. With all those cameras and hot tubs, it’d help make me and Courtney’s sex tape much easier to film. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m pretty sure you guys know by now that I love dogs, so I was pretty happy to see these pictures of super-busty model Cami Li taking hers to the dog park. Not because of the dogs of course, but because of an entirely different set of puppies that I’d love to roll around with. They just look like so much fun. Anyway, I know Cami’s engaged to some lame British reality star, but if she needs any help making sure those puppies of hers are getting enough exercise, I’m happy to volunteer. Again, just to be clear, I’m not talking about the dogs. I don’t want Cami getting the wrong idea here. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Prince William says his son Prince George is already a bit of a royal rascal, while the baby’s mother, Kate Middleton , is doing a fantastic job of it. William told CNN in his first interview since becoming a dad that posing for the first Royal Baby photos the day after George’s birth felt oddly logical. Prince William: Royal Baby a “Rascal” “I was on such a high anyway, and so was Catherine about George, that really we were happy to show him off to whoever wanted to see him,” he gushed. “As any new parent knows, you’re only too happy to show off your new child and, you know, proclaim that he is the best looking or the best everything.” England’s newest royal proved to be on his best behavior then, William pointed out: “I’m just glad he wasn’t screaming his head off the whole way through!” Global royal watchers were impressed when the new royal family left the hospital, and William installed the car seat himself without a hitch. “Believe me, it wasn’t my first time,” the 31-year-old admitted in the interview. “I know there’s been speculation about that. I had to practice, I really did.” The first-time dad was also the first to change George’s diaper, or “nappy” in British parlance: “I had every midwife staring at me, ‘You do it. You do it.'” George, he said, is a little bit of a “rascal” who is “growing quite quickly actually. But he’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” “And he doesn’t want to go to sleep that much, which is a bit of a problem.” William confided that he’s up at all hours as a result, but “not as much as Catherine,” he said of wife of two years Kate Middleton. “She’s doing a fantastic job. “For me, Catherine, and now little George are my priorities.” “I think the last few weeks for me have been just a very emotional experience . Something I never thought I would feel myself … a lot of things affect me differently now.”
Remind me to send a thank you card to NUTS Magazine , because even though it’s not my birthday yet, they always seem to know just what I want: more busty British hotties in lingerie. So here’s Joey Fisher in their latest photoshoot making me seriously jealous of both that straw and her left hand. And just about anything else that’s come in contact with that ridiculous body of Joey’s. Enjoy.