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Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day

There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago… I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic… The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense…. She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win… Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic. The post Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wisconsin Protesters Go OFF on Trump Electors! WATCH!

In case you've spent the past 24 hours in your bunker, reading up on Canadian citizenship requirements, Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote yesterday, thus ensuring that he'll be our groper-in-chief come January 20. Historically, the EC vote has been something of a formality, but given the surprising and potentially apocalyptic results of this year's election, there was hope that the electors would take steps stop Trump . That may sound rather undemocratic – and feel free to take to the comments and call us a bunch of globalist, PC, snowflake cucks for suggesting it might not be – but it wouldn't be hard for anti-Trump electors to justify the move. The so-called Hamilton Electors movement called the nation's attention to first treasury secretary and prominent Broadway musical inspiration's argument that it's the duty of electors to prevent demagogues who are beholden to foreign powers from assuming office. So there was hope that this antiquated institution would pull off a last-minute stonewalling, right? Eh, not really. Only one GOP elector came forward to say that he would not be voting for Trump ahead of yesterday's vote. In total just five broke ranks, casting votes for politicians as diverse as Colin Powell and a Native American tribal leader Faith Spotted Eagle. So yeah, a rough day for those holding out hope for one last gasp from the #NeverTrump movement. But a pretty solid day for those who enjoy seeing middle-aged women in non-matching purple sweatsuits positively lose their sh-t. Check out the scene in Wisconsin yesterday, and start counting the days until January, 21, 2021:

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Sam Ashgari: Getting Serious With Britney Spears?

It looks like Britney Spears just might have a brand-new Sam in her life …  But let’s just hope that it has nothing to do with a pink wig, because you remember creepy old Sam Lutfi, right?  Sam Ashgari, who was a dancer in Britney and Tinashe’s hot Slumber Party video , was caught out several times with the pop star and sources are now telling People that the two are in the “getting-to-know-you” stage of their relationship.  We’d go ahead and say that it looks like the two got to know each other pretty well during the filming of the video, wouldn’t you say?  The source revealed that the two, who met on the set of Brit’s steamy video, have only gone out on three dates so far, but one of their recent ones was to a Japanese restaurant in Los Angeles, where they may or may not have had oysters.  Which, of course, have that aphrodisiac quality to them.  Kind of like Slumber Party .  Britney Spears Video Released: Watch, Drool Here! Previously, it was revealed that Britney wanted to date Tom Hiddleston , of all people, and reportedly got in touch with his people to set something up. “He’s definitely open to it,” a source revealed at the time, and if he was on board with Taylor Swift, he’d be crazy not to be interested in Britney.  “She was his childhood crush, so never say never.” Never say never indeed — unless it’s to Taylor Swift.  And you like being the subject matter of a teenage girl’s emo whining set to guitar twangs.  “Britney thinks she’s got a chance, and after being with Taylor, maybe Tom wants someone a little older,” the mole reasoned.  Though we’ll never know if Brom  actually happened behind closed doors, what’s going on right now is way more interesting than the snooze-fest that was Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s candle in the wind relationship.  The above photo features Ashgari as one lucky man in Brit’s Slumber Party video.  As for Britney, her last serious relationship with Charlie Ebersol ended pretty abruptly, if you recall that. And her even longer-term relationship with Jason Trawick seemed like a sham to begin with.  As far as we’re concerned, it’s high time that Britney find someone that she can rely on through good times and bad … … So long as their main accessory isn’t a fedora (here’s looking at you, Kevin Federline) and they’re not legally obligated to help Britney’s dad as a joint conservator.   Britney deserves so much more than she’s been handed in the past, and if this new dude is what’s going to make her happy, then we’re going to be right there, happy the whole time, alongside her.  View Slideshow: 21 Boyfriends of Britney Spears

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Watch Britney Spears MURDER Tinashe’s Name In Hilarious Tour Footage

Britney Spears Destroys Tinashe’s Name During Show Rising star Tinashe is currently opening for an iconic Pop Goddess who doesn’t even know how to pronounce her name. That Pop Goddess is Britney Spears and it’s hilarious. Hit the flip to peep the must-see video/hilarious reactions to Brit’s now infamous FLUB.

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5 Reasons Deputy Parrish Is A Total Teen Wolf Badass

Here are all the reasons Deputy Jordan Parrish is friggin’ unstoppable on MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf.’

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21 Questions I Have For This Photo Of NSYNC From Lifetime’s Britney Spears Biopic

Lifetime’s forthcoming Britney Spears biopic has released its first image of NSYNC, and I have a few questions

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Niall Horan’s Jingle Ball Performance Was A True Make-Or-Break Moment

Niall Horan returned to KIIS FM’s L.A. Jingle Ball, where he gave a solo performance to remember.

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Madonna Celebrated Britney Spears’s Birthday By Creepily Covering One Of Her Hits

Madonna threw a Malawi benefit at Miami’s Art Basel and performed a woozy, eerie rendition of Britney Spears’s “Toxic” on the pop star’s December 2 birthday.

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Britney’s Birthday Cake, Bieber’s High Notes, And More Jingle Ball Highlights

Here are all the best moments from KIIS FM’s 2016 Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, featuring Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, and more.

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Britney’s Birthday Cake, Bieber’s High Notes, And More Jingle Ball Highlights

Here are all the best moments from KIIS FM’s 2016 Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, featuring Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, and more.

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Britney’s Birthday Cake, Bieber’s High Notes, And More Jingle Ball Highlights