In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars. The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”… The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed… I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them…. But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams… The post Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s the love triangle we never saw coming. Nearly every day we see another headline about Justin Bieber getting back together with Selena Gomez – only to be followed by reports that he’s still totally digging on hookup buddy Kourtney Kardashian . How can the 22-year-old ever be expected to decide between two such hot brunettes who are both just standing by, waiting eagerly to please him? Fortunately, it came to him in the middle of his San Diego concert earlier this week. “EUREKA!!!” he cried out just before the bridge during a performance of “Love Yourself,” then quickly ran offstage. “Biebs racked his brains trying to figure out how to decide between these two,” a source tells THG EXCLUSIVELY. “Selena is the love of his life, but Kourtney just completely blows his mind in the sack.” “Justin’s from Canada, but never before did he think to do such things with a hockey puck,” the source added with a wink. So what was this light bulb moment Bieber had? “Justin wants to have a threesome with both women, in a sort of gladiator-style battle to win his heart… and loins.” The singer shot off a group text to both SelGo and Kourtney, and lo and behold, they’re into it! Kourtney always thought Selena was “totes adorbs” and says she can’t wait to Snapchat the entire event. Selena was hesitant at first, but Kourt was just so darned charming and figured, if nothing else, maybe she could learn a trick or two from the reality show star. And that’s when Scooter Braun dumped a bucket of ice on Justin’s overgrown head, because clearly he was in the middle of a lurid dream that could never in a million years be real, and because… APRIL FOOL! View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts
Lisa Rinna is certainly famous for her full lips, but she’s also known for her perennially well-coiffed and fabulously thick head of hair. So it’s shocking to see the latest pic she posted to Instagram, in which she’s completely BALD: “Omg this just happened!!!! I feel so free!!!! Thank God I’ve got great wigs and extra wig glue for my QVC appearance tomorrow! #BaldIsBeautiful,” the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star wrote in the caption. Her scalp appears to have a smooth, perfectly symmetrical upside-down egg shape. No lumps and bumps or anything. But just when we thought she went full Britney Spears on us, the reality star slapped her sculpted thigh and let us in on the joke. “The new look is, indeed, not real,” Rinna revealed in a statement to The Daily Dish . “Ironically, I have always wanted to shave my head because I truly think it is so beautiful and when the most fabulous hair dresser in the world, Chris McMillan, called me asking me if I really shaved my head, I knew we had done a great April Fool’s joke.” In fact, Rinna caused a few folks in Hollywood to choke on their Medjool date smoothies. “My agents also freaked out and had a heart attack,” she continued. “It was so much fun pranking everyone!” Good one, L. Rin. View Slideshow: 13 Greatest Celebrity Pranks of All-Time
Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet… Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re done with Jennifer Lawrence, a supposed 25 year old looking like shit despite being one of Hollywood’s number 1 in her bikini in the Bahamas…. Here’s Britney Spears who isn’t in mid to late 30s destroying in her bikini…because popstars from the 90s clearly have more to offer than new generation Hollywood…designed to be accessible and regular… I mean I guess there’s something to say about emotionally unstable puppets forced to do what they are told…because when they are told to get to the gym, they do it…where as Jennifer Lawrence is the one calling the shots…because kids these days are so entitled… The post Britney Spears Bikini Dance Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is amazing…she’s my kind of puppet…she did PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE shot by Mario Testino, who has a weird behind the scenes fetish for girls he shoots in Towels, which I guess Britney participated in….despite it being one of the dumber fetishes or even “artist” projects for a photographer with this kind of access…but it’s become a thing… I am more interested in better fetishes but photographers are weirdos, even though they don’t really exist anymore thanks to instagram, where perverts who call themselves photographers get girls naked after loosening them up with booze…all for fun…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself…it must be…t’s all over instagram, lure young girls for followers instead of money, even though followers dont’ pay the bills until you have a lot of them, and getting naked on the internet for free is just dumb…with the whole “let’s make art”….stupidity… Here she is doing the splits….more interesting than the towel… The post Britney Spears in a Towel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When I saw the V Magazine Covers featuring Britney, not looking like Britney I was hoping that the trashy handlers who own Britney, would have her go naked. Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her… I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets…. What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)… Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is.. TO SEE HER SHOPPING LIKE A VERY RICH HOOKER CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
