Britney ‘s body is back B%tch! I can’t believe it. I really thought by 36 she would be a sloppy mess, but girl put it together and is looking better than 99% of girls her age. I’m speechless! I think I may have to put her back on regular rotation.
She’s a new mom – how the hell is she not rocking the gnarliest cameltoe around. I see young girls, who aren’t moms, but I guess who may be banged out since they are the porn generation – rocking the gnarliest cameltoes almost all the fucking time…yet this mom…in her 30s doesn’t have a cameltoe… Suspect… I think that means she’s got no genitals. That said…I also think Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses, even if she’s boring and not that exciting now that she’s old and washed up, only because she had big tits on a skinny frame and got naked in an “art” picture for every mainstream garbage picture she did and that alone was a nice balance….plus she replaced our queen Lohan…and Lohan fucking hated her…which is always nice.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family. What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope…. Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is a fetish on so many levels, the most important being the whole getting away with kidnapping a woman who you can publicly put to work and make millions upon millions with, like the world doesn’t realize she’s even being held captive, cuz they are distracted by the light show….while Basement Baby or the dude the movie ROOM was based on is getting all arrested and shit and all the girls he held captive delivered was some useless inbred babies… POINT being, if you’re going to kidnap someone do it in front of adorning fans everywhere! You’ll never get caught cuz we too busy jacking off to the costumes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! F The post Britney Spears is Hot in Fishnets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Simpson may be weathered, she’s old. She may not be as well maintained as our girl Britney Spears, but not all of us can be held captive against our will by our opportunistic family who still want to cash in on this girl, like the priced pony she is, just breeding her in the form of song and dance performances until she can’t fucking walk anymore…keeping her on a strict routine, letting her fuck her trainer, not letting her escape, at least not yet, while seemingly being “ok” with it since she doesn’t know any better…. But her tits are fucking rocking…. I mean if you’re going to be an older, rich as fuck, clothing entrepreneur thanks to your shitty song and dance career, you might as well have huge tits….do your texas BBQ heritage right and be hearty as fuck….and enjoy your freedom while your dad is too busy being a homosexual dancing around dick to dick with young men thanks to his wealth….too busy to trap her in a cage and milk her until there’s no milk….even though these tits are plentiful…like they can feed the fucking land. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Simpson Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
LeAnn Rimes, who was presented as the good Christian white girl country singer to the Southern States and to the Heartland, because they know good family values, and Christian beliefs, that made the foundation of your great country before the Jews took over hollywood and tainted the world, through marketing schemes and strategies to get people to buy shit, believe shit, while getting themselves richer and richer… Well, we all know, based on how she turned out, looking like a stripper with big fake tits, and a homewrecker, who is nothing Christian, but tainted by all the money she’s made, and exploitations she’s endured….like some kind of play the victim and the Jesus people will forgive you. Or just post bikini selfies, that’s all we care about. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation. X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here) Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE) I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here) They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid.. She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .