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Britney Spears Dances with Colton Haynes, Loves His Butt

Britney Spears brought a very special guest on stage with her in Las Vegas last night. The singer stunned those in the crowd by dancing up a storm with Arrow star Colton Haynes, grinding her groove thing with him to her song “Freak Show.” Except Britney didn't seem to know it was Colton Haynes, formerly of Teen Wolf fame. “That was so much fun, oh my God. Thank you for coming up here and dancing with us,” Spears said to Haynes toward the end of her routine. She then asked: “What’s your name? Colton? Give it up for Colton everyone! You’re an amazing dancer, oh my goodness.” It's certainly possible that Spears wasn't aware of Haynes' identity. He isn't THAT famous, after all, even if he just made some news for comments given to Out Magazine about the suicide of his father . Britney's team may have just offered up Haynes as a volunteer and told the artist it was a random fan in the audience. Or Spears could have been joking around. It's hard to tell with her, but you can judge for yourself in the following video. One thing we know Britney was dead serious about? Her take on Colton's rear end. “Wow, call me anytime,” she said as the actor left the stage. “Everyone’s so beautiful, and his ass!” His ass indeed. Check out the funny and unexpected clip now:

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Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day

Here are some amazing pics of Stella Maxewll by Montreal’s own Max Abadian for Elle Brazil…andshe looks fucking amazing… I’ve never really been a Stella Maxwell fan, but whatever she’s been doing to herself to look more like a model and less like a dumpy hipster, thanks to Victoria’s Secret Mall brand contracts making it impossible to be a hipster when you’re working for the MAN…not that hipsters are against the MAN anymore, they are actually the biggest consumers, buying nonsense and thinking they are artists, while dancing, or in Stella Maxwell’s case fucking…Miley Cyrus… The world has gone what we used to call Hostess Twinkie, even though Hostess went broke and doesn’t exist, it still means candy coated, commercial, nonsense… So get in, cash in, everything is a fucking ad or sales pitch…nothing is just cool or content for the sake of content…everyone wants that Yacht, or billion dollar app, or whatever.. But at least they show their asses in the process.. The post Stella Maxewll by Max Abadian for Elle Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Staring at Britney’s Ass and Tits as She Hikes of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that old lady Britney Spears, who is still controlled by her parents because you don’t throw away money like that, especially when you can play the whole “parent who cares”….and in being controlled by her parents she hasn’t gone off and killed herself, but rather got fit and still earns money, does shows, and apparently goes hiking and has fun….allowing us to watch her tits and ass, even though we don’t normally like old ladies, she’s Britney and was the original woman to be K-Fed-ed – so I hold a place for her in my heart…she brings hope and dreams and not just from her “I’m not that innocent” video you’ve jerked off to…because she wasn’t that innocent…which is fun to watch in contrast to what she’s become…a middle aged mom, you’d still fuck….who miraculously has done all this not being able to know how to sing.. A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 13, 2016 at 7:37pm PDT The post Staring at Britney’s Ass and Tits as She Hikes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Takes A Break From Being Sexy In Vegas To Be Sexy On The Beach

Britney Spears has a very tenuous schedule for her Las Vegas show. Plus during her show she sings, dances, and has a rather large amount of costume changes, most of which are rather skimpy. So, when she goes on vacation, I don’t think any of us would be surprised if she just stayed home and wore old sweats and a dirty t-shirt. But no, it’s Britney, and when wants to vacation right, she makes it sexy. … read more

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There’s Bad News For Friends Fans Who Shipped Phoebe And Mike

“Friends” actor Hank Azaria reveals Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) wasn’t supposed to marry Mike (Paul Rudd).

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From Adele To Gaga, See 9 Artists Who Found ‘Glory’ Before Britney Spears

Here are nine pop songs about “glory” to get you hyped for Britney Spears’s upcoming album, Glory.

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Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day

So Britney Spears is working out in her home gym, staying fit to keep on making money to support her family and staff by dancing around like a monkey on stage singing shitty songs people are emotionally attached to – while listening to shitty songs that created social media hookers like Em Rat Cow thanks to her big tits.. While Lohan, a exploited, broken, crazy dancing monkey in her own right, but not managed as tight as the even crazier Britney Spears…back in the head shaving years – but still pretty fucking crazy is on her balcony putting on a show about being pregnant and choked out by her Russian billionaire…who was out partying when she was at home trying not to have a miscarriage with that knitting needle… She’s a wreck – but Britney Spears gives us hope of a mid 30s mom ass in leggings working out not needing to be a bad thing – but more importantly – that your kid can be an earner forever. The post Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability…. I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist… Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame… I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her…. Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day

I figure I should just do content on 1990s celebrities because the young youngs are all on social media and they get their news and tit pics from not going to some blog where some asshole pervert makes garbage jokes about vaginas while referencing real life sex stories that even I don’t want to revisit….not that they’d even get that far in the content….they don’t read…they know how to double tap / like/ scroll…it is the A.D.D. generation of self indulgence, self love, narcissism and everyone on a selfie mission for fame…not that I blame them, they are told that being famous and liked makes you a valid member of society, I mean I write this bullshit for no one to read, there’s something pretty fucking weird in that, more weird than a selfie of me at some awesome place doing something awesome with awesome people… Trying to make sense of humanity, celebrity, fame, Britney Spears, the fact that her parents could sell her out to the world…it’s so dark and twisted and money motivated… But staring at her ass in a bikini promoting Perfume, because everyone wants to smell like Britney Spears – at least of her pussy – on our dicks after trying to K-Fed her..it worked out so well for him…. Some toxic floral scent that licensed her name, not so much, maybe the B.O., Cheetos, unshowered scent for the fetishists…but not some Private Show perfume… The promo video’s alright though, she looks hot…I like the Hump the wall, push a lever that turns a red light on…I mean…it’s so Britney…I feel like I am in her medicated puppet mastered mind…make that money girl you got mouths to feed.. The post Britney Spears Fragrance Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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