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Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Midriff

Here’s Kelly Brook out the other day walking around exposing a pretty damn hot midriff and some even hotter curves. I tried my best to crop out the douchebag boyfriend but he’s sticking so damn close to her side so there wasn’t much I could do, not that I can blame the guy, I’d probably handcuff the two of us together every time we left the house… And sometimes when we stayed in, you know, just for fun.

FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women

FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2010: Top Ten 1. Cheryl Cole (last year1) 2. Megan Fox (2) 3. Marisa Miller (42) 4. Frankie Sandford (17) 5. Keeley Hazell (5) 6. Kristen Stewart (new entry) 7. Kelly Brook (48) 8. Adriana Lima (6) 9. Jessica Alba (3) 10. Abbey Clancy (12)

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Kelly Brook Is Classy Even Without A Bra

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Kelly Brook from this close up, I always thought she was just boobs and ass, but she’s actually a lot more glamorous than I thought. She’s a classy lady, a braless classy lady, I guess I’m going to have to change my strategy for picking this one up, a box of wine just isn’t going to cut it. Perhaps a bag of oysters, some Barry Manilow on the iPod , a nice bottle of Chateau Libido and a scenic drive through Amish country in mother’s mini van. I wonder if she has an iPod I could borrow. Call me.

Couple Arrested For Asking For Directions

“In jail for eight hours — sleeping on a concrete floor next to a toilet,” Kelly said. “It was a nightmare,” Brook said. “I was in there thinking I was just dreaming and waiting to wake up.” (wbaltv.com) http://www.wbaltv.com/news/9229472/detail.html BALTIMORE — Baltimore City police arrested a Virginia couple over the weekend after they asked an officer for directions. WBAL-TV 11 News I-Team reporter David Collins said Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook, of Chantilly, Va., got lost leaving an Orioles game on Saturday. Collins reported a city officer arrested them for trespassing on a public street while they were asking for directions . “In jail for eight hours — sleeping on a concrete floor next to a toilet,” Kelly said. “It was a nightmare,” Brook said. “I was in there thinking I was just dreaming and waiting to wake up.” Collins reported it was a nightmare ending to a nearly perfect day. He said the couple went to a company picnic and watched the Orioles beat Kansas City. It was their first trip to Camden Yards and asked two people for directions to Interstate 95 South when they left. Collins said somehow they ended up in the Cherry Hill section of south Baltimore. Hopelessly lost, relief melted away concerns after they spotted a police vehicle. “I said, 'Thank goodness, could you please get us to 95?” Kelly said. “The first thing that she said to us was no — you just ran that stop sign, pull over,” Brook said. “It wasn't a big deal. We'll pay the stop sign violation, but can we have directions?” “What she said was 'You found your own way in here, you can find your own way out.'” Kelly said. Collins said the couple spotted another police vehicle and flagged that officer down for directions. But Officer Natalie Preston, a six-year veteran of the force, intervened. “That really threw us for a loop when she stepped in between our cars,” Kelly said. “(She) said my partner is not going to step in front of me and tell you directions if I'm not.” Collins reported the circumstances got worse. Kelly pulled 40 feet forward parking next to a curb and put his flashers on while Brook was on the phone to her father hoping he could help her with directions. Both her parents are police officers in the Harrisburg, Pa., area. “(Brook's father) was in the middle of giving us directions when the officer screeched up behind us and got out of the car and asked me to step out. I obeyed,” Kelly said. “I obeyed everything — stepped out of the car, put my hands behind my back, and the next thing I know, I was getting arrested for trespassing.” “By this time, I was completely in tears,” Brook said. “I said, 'Ma'am, you know, we just need your help. We are not trying to cause you any trouble. I'm not leaving him here.' What she did was walk over to my side of the car and said, 'Ok, we are taking you downtown, too.'” Collins said the couple was released from jail without being charged with anything. Brook is now concerned the arrest may complicate a criminal background check she's going through in her job as a child care worker. Collins said police left Kelly's car unlocked and the windows down at the impound lot. He reported a cell phone charger, pair of sunglasses and 20 CDs were stolen. Baltimore City police said they are looking into the incident. added by: learner1776

Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix

This is what I like to see, Kelly Brook dressed as a hot little nerdy dominatrix. So nice. I’ve always liked hot nerdy girls in glasses and I absolutely love a chick in a latex bodysuit, so put them together and my pants get really tight. And I don’t mean because I’ve just eaten an entire cookie tray of Rice Krispie squares, I mean because all the blood in my body has rushed into my penis causing it to grow substantially. I don’t know what it’s called, but it happens to me alot when I first wake up and when I ride a bicycle for some reason. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Sizzles In Ultimo Lingerie

Alright, my work for the day is done here folks, but I wanted to leave you with something special to remember me by. Here’s Kelly Brook modeling some Ultimo lingerie and looking quite spectacular doing it if I might say so myself. What can I say, the girl is just hot, so hot in fact that I may need to go take a cold bath just to cool down. After I print these out and tape them to the ceiling over the tub of course…. Up periscope.

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Kelly Brook Is Strictly Hot

I had no clue Kelly Brook was on the UK version of Dancing With The stars called Strictly Come Dancing. If I would’ve known, I’d have called my cable provider and requested whatever channel it’s on. I mean, look what we’re missing: Kelly Brook and her fine body doing the splits, jiggling her boobies and giving us tasty crotch shots.

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Kelly Brook Needs To Hit The Beach… Please

It’s been a while since I’ve had Kelly Brook on the site so I’m not too pleased that the shots I do have are of her covering up her delicious cupcakes with that jacket of hers. Stupid winter. On the bright side, I think I like the pigtails, but won’t be sure until I see her in a naughty schoolgirl outfit

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