Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina… I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.
Brooke Hogan has called off her engagement to Dallas Cowboy football player Phil Costa. Hogan and Costa got engaged over the summer. The 25-year-old singer e…
It is all over for Brooke Hogan and Phil Costa . The couple, who got engaged in June, will not be walking down the aisle after all, not after Hogan called off her relationship with the 26-year old Dallas Cowboys player. According to Brooke’s rep, via E! News, Hogan wants to focus on her “passion and love” of music over her passion and love for Costa, with the insider adding in a statement: “Brooke moved back to L.A. a couple of weeks ago to be closer to her mom Linda Hogan and she is currently in the studio working on her album. She’s halfway through [the album] and expects to release it in the spring.” Hogan and Costa got engaged in Las Vegas on June 29, with the former writing on Instagram that it was the “happiest moment of my LIFE” and that she was psyched to marry her “best friend.” She included with the message the following photo of the proposal itself: But, hey, feelings change. And at least Brooke is doing okay. Earlier this week, she Instagrammed a “morning prayer” that read, “Dear God, today I woke up. I am healthy. I am alive. Thank you.” Sort of makes you think, doesn’t it?
Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV. The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it’s … different. Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun? Let’s recap Jersey Shore , THG style, and find out! Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12 . Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10 . A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you’re the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10 . JWoww and Roger Mathews , Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny … the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It’s a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25 . Mike is serious with that filthy, dirty Paula (we mean that as a compliment), and Deena is “finally happy” with her boyfriend, Chris. Is there no one left to go insane? Minus 20 . Sitch, in an effort to apologize for his past misdeeds, cooked dinner. Snooks and Jenni were unmoved, at least in the early going. Not gonna cut it dawg. Minus 15 . Hey, at least he tried though. Plus 5 . It’s GTL tiiiiiiiiiime! Been too long. Plus 20 . It’s Deena crying over Chris time. Minus 10 . “Nicole not being able to tan at a tanning salon is like a fish looking at the sand.” – Pauly. Plus 5 for that awesome analogy and for his Tannest in the House title. CABS ARE HERE and off to Karma we go. Well, except for Snooki, who went on a date with Jionni instead to avoid the temptation to drink. At six months. Smart, but is her willpower that low? Minus 10 . The Situation, meanwhile, was slamming them back! By them we mean water and Red Bull. He’s holding up pretty well so far it looks like. Props dawg. Plus 30 . Sammi and Ronnie started arguing. It’s good to see some things never change. This time it was over … something about who ate what or when. Who cares. Minus 5 . Deena then bursts into tears because Vinny was talking to her BF Chris about getting some furniture and she thought they were talking about … who knows. Minus 20 . The Situation says “I spoke to my girl and she says that yo girl has … uh … her period.” Yet it sounds like he says herpes, intentionally or otherwise. Plus 20 . Pauly: “I don’t get down like that. What do we do?” Plus 10 . Rule #67 of the Swag Handbook, per Mike: “You cannot have sex with a girl that’s on her period, unless it’s your girlfriend. And unless it’s your girlfriend for a minute.” As such, Mother Nature c-ck blocked Pauly D. Plus 25 . Vinny joked that he and Jionni are Eskimo brothers (when two guys have sex with the same girl). Snooki was unamused. Plus 20 . She should also consider a paternity test. “I honestly just wanted to get a knife last night and cut Vinny’s throat.” – Snook. Plus 5 . Mike’s sobriety and Vin’s anxiety bring these two together like never before. It’s actually kind of sweet to see the guys bond over (dare we say it), mature conversations? Plus 30 . “I have a million girls that can do what you do.” – Ron to Sam. A million that can endure drunken rampages and epic arguments over nothing? Impressive, Ron. Minus 25 . JWoww appropriately coins the term Ronning. Plus 10 . Vocabulary lesson of the week: “Integrity means like shame. Like, ‘I got a lot of shame, I got a lot of integrity.'” – Deena. Holy cow this girl is not smart. Minus 20 . Other top Deena exchange: Deena (at the bar): It’s five o’clock somewhere .. . JWoww: It might actually be five o’clock . Plus 10 . Lastly, Snooki drops the bomb – she’s considering getting her own place for the summer – a tiny apartment next door – because she’s concerned about her pregnancy. Thank goodness for Lorenzo’s sake. Plus 15 . “This blows for me.” – Deena. Minus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +95! Jersey Shore … Entertaining / Hilarious Disgraceful / Stupid View Poll »
Yes, a Hulk Hogan sex tape really is out there. And, no, the former WWE superstar is not denying it. Instead, he’s following the same approach taken by every other celebrity involved in such a supposed scandal. What ‘cha gonna do, supposedly evil video distributors, when Hulk Hogan and his legal team run wild on you?!? TMZ confirms Hogan is threatening to sue Gawker if it does not remove the footage currently posted on its site. “This tape was made secretly without Hulk’s knowledge or permission,” says Hulk’s attorney, David R. Houston. “We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.” Gawker says it was given the video – for free – from an anonymous individual. In the tape, Hogan is seen receiving oral sex from a woman purported to be Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his close pal, DJ Bubba the Love Sponge. It’s unclear when the footage was filmed, but Hogan married Jennifer McDaniel in December 2010. It’s also unclear what effect this will have on daughter Brooke Hogan , but she’s likely a lost cause already.
Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad…. The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….
It is summer where I am….and what better way to celebrate sitting inside all day on my computer while all the hot bitches I know and even the hot bitches I don’t know are all outside tanning….in their bikinis….becuase it is hot, sunny and amazing out….than to post pics of creepy Brooke Hogan and her Dad, Hulk, having a headless tanning competition…cuz they are white Florida trash and this is what they do…before fucking each other…..Sure the picture was posted 2 months ago….but since Brooke Hogan doesn’t matter and her novelty pop career never took off….while her brother was too busy turning people into retards via brain trauma….this is about as up to date as I am on the bitch….In fact I am surprised I even landed on her twitter account and bothered looking at her pics to find this…it must be my love for incest that brought us here today….
Is the gluten-free girl going to wither away before our eyes? Leaving the Delano Hotel in Miami Beach Wednesday, Miley Cyrus sported a slim gray mini dress, putting her shrinking figure on full display. Later, she rocked a tube top and some shorts that barely covered what little of her there is left. Both outfits have sparked some concern … In April, the last time Miley Cyrus anorexic rumors popped up, she explained on Twitter that her noticeable weight loss wasn’t from battling an eating disorder. “For everyone calling me anorexic, I have a gluten and lactose allergy,” she said. “It’s not about weight – it’s about health. Gluten is crap anyway!” The 19-year-old then added, “Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing. You won’t go back!” Even if that’s true, to a point, people can go overboard, as some say Miley has done with whatever’s caused her to appear so gaunt of late. Or not. Talk to THG: Is Miley Cyrus too thin?
Brooke Hogan may not have an inappropriate relationship with her father , but she is following in the Hulker’s footsteps. His wrestling boot-strapped footsteps, we should say. Sources confirm to TMZ that the former reality star/failed singer has signed a contract with TNA Wrestling – but she actually won’t enter the squared circle. Instead, oddly enough, Hogan will work new female wrestlers in the company, helping them develop characters, cut promos and enter with the right music. What qualifies Brooke for this position? Her last name. That’s pretty much it. “Brooke is such a great talent who’s really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family,” says TNA President Dixie Carter and, hey, it’s not like the relationship could be any worse than the one Hogan has with her own family . [Photo: WENN.com]
