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Brooklyn Decker’s Nipple Slip on Photoshoot of the Day

Andy Roddick’s wife who I like to think, at least based on her average at best body, and handicapped looking water head, is only a bikini model because of serious scamming…that comes with having pro athlete boyfriends… There are a lot of hot girls in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches with rocking’ fit bikini bodies and nice round tits in the world…the fact that a handful are singled out has got to be some Illuminati shit…or maybe just old school, era before instagram, when everyday babes were never seen, and the handpicked girls who fucked the right people were the ones published and once published…they became the ones that mattered to the world… Either way, we can all agree Brooklyn Decker doesn’t matter…but her nipple slip on set of a bikini shoot, I doubt she’s even getting paid for, matters enough for me….not because nipples are a big deal, but because I like looking at them. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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JOAN SMALLS for Vogue Germany of the Day

Joan Small is a Puerto Rican model who I have never heard of, but who is pretty accomplished, even though I try to avoid Puerto Ricans because I fear Puerto Ricans…They are a little too passionate, especially the women, especially the big and tall ones who can overpower me, because they all have a level of thug life, gangster that makes me think having sex with one will end up with my dick cut off…blame Lorena Bobbitt.

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Nina Agdal Hot BTS Pic of the Day

I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..

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Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

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Chrissy Teigen’s Vagoina Raspberries of the DAy

For those of you who don’t know…Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me….She even took to her shitty food blog to WRITE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS BEING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A GOLD MINING FAME WHORE WHO DOESN”T GET WORK AND WHO SHOULD JUST GET KNOCKED UP SO WE CAN ALL FORGET ABOUT HER ….. And now she’s giving Brooklyn Decker Vagina Raspberries, or what Bill Cosby calls Zurberts…where you press your lips on a pussy, or really any flesh and blow… This would possibly be more exciting if these girls weren’t 100 year olds hanging onto the looks that made them money…even if those looks aren’t all that good…and more importantly…landed them dudes who make actual money…not Chrissy Teigen’s booking one job a month at 4k a day….money…. Either way…Vagina Raspberries look fun….even when has been garbage who has fallen off the rails participate…we call this “I’ll do anything for attention, just watch”….

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Brooklyn Decker Gives A Sexy Shave

So here’s hottie Brooklyn Decker shaving some dude for Gillette’s “Shave & Kiss” Valentine’s Day Event. I can’t believe I didn’t hear about this ahead of time, and that I wasn’t invited. I’d never get a shavI would’ve definitely braved razor burn for a chance to kiss Brooklyn after. That’s how this works, right? » view all 18 photos Related Articles: Brooklyn Decker Naked In Esquire Brooklyn Decker’s Sexy Bikini Booty Brooklyn Decker Looks A Little Chilly Christie Brinkley: MILF’s Got Milk Photos: WENN.com

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Candice Swanepoel & Behati Prinsloo VS Angels for Social Media of the Day

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo keeping us in the loop of what they are up to in their fancy, immigrant who get half naked for lots of money, for an evil brand that tricks fat chicks into thinking they will look hot if they wear the same lingerie in 5 or more sizes bigger….making billions… So here they are in store, for Valentines Day, doing a major push because it’s the biggest time of the year, and unlike a stripper feature show, who puts on bigger and better performances at their appearances, these girls wore dresses and where’s the fun in that…when they are supposed to be half naked…that’s why they get paid the big bucks…. This is all wrong!! But valentines day is the day of pussy opportunity…so get ready for the desperate bitches everywhere….they are coming….and hopefully you will be to…if you just follow my lead…

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The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day

I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you… ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1964 – Babette March 1965 – Sue Peterson 1966 – Sunny Bippus 1967 – Lynn Tindall 1968 – Turia Mau 1969 – Jamee Becker 1970 – Cheryl Tiegs 1971 – Tannia Rubiano 1972 – Sheila Roscoe 1973 – Dayle Haddon 1974 – Ann Simonton 1975 – Cheryl Tiegs 1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander 1977 – Lena Hansbod 1978 – Maria Joao 1979 – Christie Brinkley 1980 – Christie Brinkley 1981 – Christie Brinkley 1982 – Carol Alt 1983 – Cheryl Tiegs 1984 – Paulina Porizkova 1985 – Paulina Porizkova 1986 – Elle Macpherson 1987 – Elle Macpherson 1988 – Elle Macpherson 1989 – Kathy Ireland 1990 – Judit Masco 1991 – Ashley Montana 1992 – Kathy Ireland 1993 – Vendela Kirsebom 1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter 1995 – Daniela Pestova 1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks 1997 – Tyra Banks 1998 – Heidi Klum 1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 2000 – Daniela Pestova 2001 – Elsa Benitez 2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2003 – Petra Nemcova 2004 – Veronica Varekova 2005 – Carolyn Murphy 2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2007 – Beyonce Knowles 2008 – Marisa Miller 2009 – Bar Refaeli 2010 – Brooklyn Decker 2011 – Irina Shayk 2012 – Kate Upton

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Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Carl’s Jr is back…this time with a fish sandwich….not the kind of fish sandwich I usually like my fame whore bikini models trying to get exposure eating….I’m more into the lesbian sex in a threesome kind of Fish Sandwich eating…. This ad, is hardly as intense as the previous ones they’ve done, sure this a behind the scenes, but I can tell it’s not gonna be awesome….and I am not just saying that cuz they used Nina Agdal….SI’s poster girl….who I assume is gonna be the cover this year….despite looking like she has downs syndrome….but maybe because she has downs syndrome in a make a wish foundation move….like she was Brooklyn Decker…back when Andy Roddick’s agents gave them no choice but to give her the cover… She’s got a great body…and I guess when it comes to bikini models…that is what matters…

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Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban… She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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