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Brooklyn Decker Gets Gorgeous For GQ

I don’t know which edition of GQ these pictures of Brooklyn Decker are from, it looks like it’s from Turkey, but they’re really damn hot. The Europeans always get the hottest shots, they’re less stuck up about semi nudity than we are over here. Obviously she’s not nude, that would be too much for me to handle, but she’s wearing some awesome little costumes. The kind of costumes you normally see from the high class call girls… Or so I hear.

Katharina Friedrich Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Katharina Friedrich is some model I’ve never heard of….but she’s some hard, angular, tall, thin, German who has been modeling a couple of years….and who is open to the idea of showing her nipples for her work, like a common hooker, stripper, or pornstar, with more luxurious ambition and dreams….She’s 5’10, her shoe size is 9.5, her eyes green, her hair brown, her hips 34, her dress 2, her bust 32….need anymore info to help your masturbation to her tits? Well I don’t have it…this is as far as my stalking goes and to get measurement of what really counts, her pussy distance from her asshole, I’ll need to be a little more friendly with her…. Here are her pics in some mag.

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Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants….. But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with… So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky….. The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

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Brooklyn Decker Big Breasted Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say, I don’t post that many pictures of Brooklyn Decker on the site, but after seeing these shots of her on vacation I’m going to have to rectify that. Here she is lounging in the sun in a hot little bikini. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, skinny women with massive breasts are exactly what the doctor ordered. She looks like she’s having a little trouble containing those things, perhaps I could lend a hand or two. Just for a little while, I have frail wrists from all this stupid blogging. Call me.

Phoebe Price Flashing Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my life in both real life….and internet life….is not HAVING PHOEBE PRICE AS A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK …. If anything, I ignore her….It doesn’t make me feel like I am brushing internet shoulders with a famous person….It just depresses me that I know she exists…. This past weekend, she posted these pictures without her nipples, but with a link of the paprazzi agency who she paid to take them, I asked her how much she paid them to follow her, you know to help make her on her quest to get noticed even though she’s a nobody who does nothing…..and she didn’t answer…if anything, I think she might have blocked me for calling her hustle out for what it is….something I think her flashing her nipple does a good enough outlining, packaging, and explaining that to the public who bother paying attention….attention seeking in the most low level way…. It just irritates me that these idiots waste their time on shit that doesn’t matter, she should be spending less time promoting herself for doing nothing and more doing something that helps the world….but she is showing nipple and since that’s how I help the world….I guess I need her kind to give me something to give you that doesn’t belong to me…and I know that doesn’t make your life a better one….but I never said I was a hero or that I wasn’t a bottom feeder…I’m not an aspiring fake celebrity….but I do love nipples, even 40 plus and invisible thanks to being a light skinned redhead…who like all red heads probably has an offensively pink twat. Who cares. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Brooklyn Decker Big Tits in her Bikini of the Day

I have said many times before that Brooklyn Decker looks like she has Downs Syndome in her face…..and that she’s only in Magazines like SI cuz her husband is a millionaire pro-athlete with the right agents who have enough muscle to ruin a magazine if they don’t do a favor to give the bitch confidence that will in turn get him better sex, blowjobs and even anal or thresssomes… But like all people with Downs Syndrome….if they got tits and a body like this…who the fuck cares about retardation…if anything use that retard brain capacity for evil….let getting yourself off without worrying about them telling on you cuz retards are horny as fuck but more importantly cuz no one believes a retard…. Not that she’s an actual retard…she just looks like her face could be…but with tits like this…who really needs to even notice that she has an actual face. True story. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Christie Brinkley Is 58 Years Old And Looks Like This!!!

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, I know that Christie Brinkley is an old lady, but strange things are still happening in my pants. I think it moved. Seriously, the woman is fifty-eight years old…. This is not normal.

Brooklyn Decker And Rihanna Make An Interesting Lesbian Fantasy

I’m not sure what this photo-op is for, but Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker hugging and squishing their breasts together should be reason enough. I wouldn’t have normally fantasized about these two together, I couldn’t come up with a situation where they would have met, but looking at them now I may have to throw them into the rotation. Rihanna can be the rich diva who likes to party at her mansion and Brooklyn is the stuck up neighbor coming over to complain about the noise… And action!

Brooklyn Decker One Hell Of A Hottie

I was a little afraid that now that Brooklyn Decker has decided she wants to be an actress, if you can call walking around in a bikini acting, we wouldn’t be seeing as much of her hotness doing any more modeling. That doesn’t seem to be the case. Here she is looking as hot as ever on the cover of DT magazine. I want to be the guy that tells hotties like this that the photographer wants to see more of her big beautiful breasts hanging out of her top. Perfection.