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Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan: Let Me Help You!

“You’re a pro’s pro.” – Dan Patrick to Charlie Sheen When Charlie Sheen, whose producer thinks could die at any time, thinks you need to get it together? Not a good sign. But that’s Lindsay Lohan for you. The Two and a Half Men star called in to The Dan Patrick Show to offer her advice this morning. Really, he did. Two words, girlfriend: Impulse control. Denying that he’s ever been drunk or high on set, Sheen calls himself a seasoned vet who finds a way to pull it together no matter how hung over he is. You heard the man, Lindsay. Learn from the best: Charlie Sheen Offers Advice For Lindsay Lohan

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Irina Shayk or Brooklyn Decker: Who Would You Rather…

Irina Shayk is the cover model for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Brooklyn Decker was the cover model for last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Will Shayk go on to marry a tennis star and appear alongside Adam Sandler in the country’s number-one movie? We have no idea. Would more men prefer to sleep with her instead of Decker? That’s what we wanna know… Irina Shayk or Brooklyn Decker? Who would you rather…

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Some SI Swimsuit Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition pictures for the sake of posting bitches who are married to athletes and like showing off their big tits posing in bikinis…cuz it validates their useless existance… I hear if you slap make-up on a fit pig with big tits she looks good enough for magazines…at least that’s what these Brooklyn Decker for Andy Roddick pics are telling me… Irina Shayk for Her Gay Soccer Playing Boyfriend …..

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Kobe Bryant, Brooklyn Decker, Candice Accola Look Back On ‘When I Was 17’

Stars remember fast-food runs and telling off teachers in latest episode. By Mawuse Ziegbe Kobe Bryant on “When I Was 17” Photo: MTV Kobe Bryant was obviously working on his now legendary hoop game when he was 17, but even with NBA superstardom ahead of him, he also made time to score fast food. The Los Angeles Lakers baller reminisced about ditching class to score tasty eats on the latest episode of “When I Was 17,” which premiered on Saturday. In the episode, which also featured stories from supermodel Brooklyn Decker and “The Vampire Diaries” star Candice Accola, explained how he and his friends would play hooky and snag a burger or some Mexican food. “I had taken the bulk of my classes my first three years. So my senior year was a pretty easy year. Every day was senior cut day,” Kobe said. “We used to just talk in between breaks or in between periods. [We’d just say] ‘You hungry?’ ‘Yeah, I’m hungry. Let’s roll, let’s go.’ ” The NBA star added, “I was starving. I mean, c’mon, I was a buck-20. I needed to eat something. Cafeteria pizza ain’t gonna cut it. It’s just, like, prison food. We used to go to McDonald’s, Taco Bell.” Supermodel Brooklyn Decker tended to stay in class, but she didn’t always behave herself. The Sports Illustrated siren copped to getting into a tiff with a teacher over a proposed yearbook layout. “My friend Ashley and I were in this class. I was the senior class president and Ashley was student body president, and the yearbook teacher did not want to give student council a page in the yearbook,” she said, explaining, “We funded all these clubs and we support all these clubs through spirit week and so we thought we deserve a page in the yearbook.” Their teacher suggested the go-getters in student council give up some yearbook space to a club that featured people who wouldn’t get any shine in the school-pride tome otherwise. Apparently not one for compromise, Decker lost it. “We started yelling things at one another and by the end of the class Ashley took a trash can and just chucked it at a wall. And I walked out of the class, and I went like this [makes a provocative gesture] and I yelled, ‘Suck it!’ to my teacher,” she said. “The Vampire Diaries” starlet Candice Accola also made a statement when she was 17, although it was with her hair and not her hollering, dying her tresses red to stand out. “It was very overwhelming at the beginning,” the former Miley Cyrus backup singer said of heading to Hollywood to jump-start her music career. “You feel like such a little guppy in this giant ocean. And I just never felt like anyone ever remembered me. I’d meet people constantly and try to make an impression.” Accola decided she could ignite some attention by turning ginger. “I thought I’d be edgy and dye my hair red,” she said. “And I dyed my hair, like, Jessica Rabbit red. It kind of allowed me to have this whole new confidence and this whole new swagger and this whole new sense of self. It kind of brought out the inner rock star in me. I had never dyed my hair like that, and no one forgot me after that.” “When I Was 17” airs Saturdays at 11 a.m. on MTV Related Videos When I Was 17 (Season 2) | Ep. 8 | Kobe Bryant, Brooklyn Decker, Candice Accola Related Photos When I Was 17 (Season 2) | Ep. 8 | Kobe Bryant, Brooklyn Decker, Candice Accola

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‘Just Go With It’: The Reviews Are In!

Adam Sandler fans will surely hit the theater whether critics are into it or not. By Eric Ditzian Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in “Just Go With It” Photo: Sony Pictures Like the iPhone 4, Adam Sandler movies are basically review-proof. His comedies never engender the sort of critical praise that, say, Judd Apatow’s often do, yet crowds reliably show up to watch Sandler do his thing. So perhaps we shouldn’t pay much mind to the often harsh reviews that have greeted his latest laugher, the Jennifer Aniston-co-starring rom-com, “Just Go With It.” After all, even in the face of stiff competition from Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never,” Sandler’s flick is expected to win the weekend’s box-office crown. Possibly, though, you want to know a little more about “Just Go With It” than whose face fills nearly every scene. In that case, read on to find out what the critics have to say! The Story “Sandler plays Danny, a plastic surgeon and schlub who marries a shrew but discovers post-divorce (and post-nose job) that the gold band is a magnet for bar chicks. That changes when he meets Palmer (the stunning Brooklyn Decker), which prompts him to shove the ring in his pocket to woo her beachside. Everything’s hunky-dory until Palmer discovers the ring in Danny’s pocket and naturally assumes he’s married. Here’s where the film takes its first characteristic step: Instead of explaining himself, Danny concocts a bizarre lie that he’s separated from his wife and close to a divorce. To maintain that lie, he persuades his assistant, Katherine (Aniston), to not only play his soon-to-be-ex-wife but to come with her two children to Hawaii to, well, make the movie feature length.” — Scott Bowles, USA Today The Look and the Laughs “[Director Dennis] Dugan constantly shoots their paid vacation and indeed the entire film like a commercial, and with the rampant product placement, it’s hard not to believe that’s the case. Cuts are sloppy, dialogue looping is obvious, and although they must’ve seemed fresh after every take on set, Sandler’s perpetual off-the-cuff name checks become a monotonous crutch in scene after scene. The man can’t resist ethnic stereotypes, plastic surgery mishaps, shots to the groin or sheep resuscitation gags (a moment any other film would’ve played off as something funnier said than shown), and the film runs nearly two hours for all its allegedly comedic indulgences.” — William Goss, Cinematical The Chemistry “[Aniston] has got expert comic timing when all those around her have none; she’s got lightness and finesse when everyone else is being indulgently silly. She plays like a grown-up; she looks fab. And she gets a real commitment out of Sandler — her performance makes him grow up, too. Amidst the wreckage of ‘Just Go With It,’ Aniston and Sandler have a real chemistry. They should go elsewhere with it.” — Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly The Dissenters “Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison production team has rarely put much stock in the rules of classical storytelling, but its newest project, ‘Just Go With It,’ manages to misfire in two seemingly incompatible directions. A puerile kiddie-comedy without the anarchic energy, and a schmaltzy romantic comedy without the sweetness, this Hawaii-set farce is too frantic and too lackadaisical a take on the oft-adapted French play ‘Cactus Flower.’ Working with longtime director Dennis Dugan, Sandler and the rest of the film’s marquee cast could nonetheless steer it toward good returns.” — Andrew Barker, Variety The Final Word “It had been one of the minor inducements to longevity, this crazy hope of one day actually seeing Jennifer Aniston in a good movie. That day arrives with ‘Just Go With It,’ a very funny romantic comedy that nicely combines Adam Sandler’s acerbic sweetness with Aniston’s down-to-earth warmth — and that finds an excuse for Aniston to both play an average person and yet dress like a movie star. The screenplay has a setup that borders on farce, but the romantic heart of it is strong and expresses something unusual. It’s a movie about the romance of familiarity, about the satisfaction and spiritual necessity of actually knowing someone and being known. So much of movie romance is usually about the opposite of that, about going off into the unknown, about adventure in the form of, not physical danger, but emotional danger. ‘Just Go With It’ makes a feint in that direction, but not enough to fool anybody.” — Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle Check out everything we’ve got on “Just Go With It.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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A Comprehensive Look at Brooklyn Decker Holding Things

Columbia Pictures may have been on to something with the simple, to-the-point approach of their Super Bowl ad: The only thing you really need to know about this weekend’s Just Go With It is that Brooklyn Decker and her ample talents co-star with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston! And so, with a nod to Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things , Movieline follows suit. Just go with the counter-intellectualist flow and dive in as we explore the hallowed photographic history of Brooklyn Decker Holding Things !

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Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini of the Day

I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

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Brooklyn Decker’s Beautiful Breasts In A Bikini

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Brooklyn Decker looks pretty damn amazing in a bikini, we’ve all seen the trailer for her new movie where she walks out of the water in her yellow bikini…. Yes we have, many many times. Here she is in a promo shot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition showing us exactly why Adam Sandler would cast her in his movies. Believe me, if I had a crappy movie franchise I’d be casting chicks like in pretty much every role. I know that they touch up these pictures to make the women look better and I don’t care, her breasts are spectacular. I want to rest my head in there, just for a moment.

Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston Discuss Box-Office Showdown With Justin Bieber

Their ‘Just Go With It’ opens against ‘Never Say Never’ this weekend. By Eric Ditzian Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler at the “Just Go With it” premiere Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage NEW YORK — The palm trees, tiki-themed decorations and ocean-blue carpet at the Tuesday-night premiere of Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston’s “Just Go With It” didn’t fool anyone: Despite a tent meant to keep the winter at bay, it was freezing outside the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York, a far cry from the sunny Hawaiian clime in which much of the romantic comedy takes place. Yet Sandler, Aniston and their co-stars projected nothing but warm vibes as they made their way past a massive throng of photographers and toward an equally long line of TV and print journalists. Days from now, this new flick — a comedy of errors in which Sandler convinces Aniston to pretend to be his wife in a wild scheme to secure the affections of Brooklyn Decker — opens up against Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never.” This weekend at the box office is setting up to be a compelling clash between teen heartthrob and established big-screen players, but Aniston is approaching the whole thing blissfully unaware — or so she liked to joke when MTV News asked her about the face-off. “Who?” she asked when the topic of Bieber came up. Sandler stepped in with a little intro to the “Never Say Never” star. “Nice little kid. He sings,” he explained. “He grew up in front of our eyes. He’s a handsome boy.” “Very handsome,” Aniston added, suddenly finding herself with a case of Bieber Fever. For moviegoers on the fence this weekend, Sandler suggested catching a double feature at the multiplex. “We don’t start fights with people. You can go to both,” he said. “We’ll go to Justin’s movie. We’ll show some respect to that kid and his family — get him some more money.” “Yeah! I hear he’s hurting,” deadpanned Aniston. Others in the cast were more forthcoming about the prospect of opening up against “Never Say Never.” “It’s hard. We’re nervous,” Decker admitted. “I love myself some Justin Bieber, so I’m not going to bash anyone who goes to see that movie. I will say I love our movie!” Dave Matthews, who co-stars as Nicole Kidman’s absurdly pretentious husband, was even more blunt. “That’s going to blow everything out of the water. Justin Bieber is going to blow everything out of the water for a few years,” he told us. “That’s what I expect — and deservedly so. What better than Bieber to blow everything out of the water? I expect nothing but my daughter’s devotion to him and I will support it absolutely.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Just Go With It.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos ‘Justin Bieber: Never Say Never’ Sneak Peeks Related Artists Justin Bieber

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Tits at the Go With It Premiere of the Day

Go With It is some shitty movie that I haven’t seen, but that I can assure you is shitty, because everything coming out of Hollywood is shitty, especailly shit starring Jennifer ANiston and Adam Sandler…THese movies are just money makers, cuz the general public are idiots, and this mindless smut is what they need to distract them from their shitty lives…..but not as shitty as someone like Jennifer Aniston shitty…you know single and unable to get husbands or babies cuz they are high maintenace and think they deserve better than the many cocks they’ve had in them no matter how hard they try..even though they are rich and famous and can have everything they want except the one thing they actually want….but shitty never the less…. I don’t care what you say, Brooklyn Decker is not hot. Her face is average at best, and sure she’s tall and skinny and has big tits, but you know what, so do a lot of bitches who are actually worth lookin at….She’s all smoke and mirrors and Andy Roddick’s PR people who brainwash you and the people at SI to make her a cover girl so she stops whining at home…. But she was at the event, cuz she’s in the movie, and she showed off some tit…so here are the pics of the overrated trash…

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