Actor Daniel Baldwin has filed a declaration explaining why he recently file for divorce. Short story? His wife threatened to murder him, he says. Daniel claims wife Joanne once came into the bedroom and said she had just watched a documentary on women who kill their husbands . Nice. “Now I know how to do it, I understand why they did it,” she said. “You have been warned.” Daniel says their daughter heard the comment. “Is Mommy going to kill us?” the girl reportedly asked. According to the declaration, Daniel says Joanne is “highly intoxicated in our home.” “She screams over money,” Alec’s brother said, “and proceeds to wake both children up by screaming and throwing objects around the house.” Baldwin claims Joanne has punched him in the head, pulled a knife on him, slapped him and hit him in the face with a phone in recent years. Daniel claims she drinks so much she blacks out, and that the final straw came when Joanne went into a “violent rage” after arguing with her mom. He says she punched him in the head and face. Police deemed her unfit to care for the kids, telling Daniel to remove them from the house. He did. He then filed for divorce. Probably not the worst move. [Photo: WENN.com]
Aside from what the heck Catherine Kieu Becker’s husband must have done to get his penis sliced off , it’s the question on everyone’s minds these days: Will Bethenny Frankel have another child?!? The reality star answered this question, sort of, during a promotional stop yesterday for Skinnygirl Daily Cleanse & Restore. “We’re talking about [having another baby], but not really actively trying,” Frankel told People . “There’s anxiety because of my age, to be honest, but I don’t want to make choices based on fear.” Fair enough. What about adorable daughter Bryn? What is she up to these days? “This week she started walking,” Bethenny said. “She’s flying now. It went from 12 steps, no pun intended, to now fully walking through the house… I get to be with her all the time, she travels with me. I’m able to be a great mother and still do everything I need to do with work.” [Photo: WENN.com]
Mercede Johnston, younger sister of Levi Johnston, is following in her brother’s nude footsteps and taking it all off for the cameras come September! The 18-year-old Mercede will be featured in a four-page nude pictorial in Playboy’s September issue, a magazine spokesperson confirmed today. Rumors of Mercede baring all in Playboy first surfaced in February. She has often been an outspoken critic of Bristol Palin , whose virginity Levi stole way back when, then went on to impregnate in early 2008. Like her sibling, Mercede Johnston tells – and bares – it all . In Palin’s new memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far , Bristol detailed giving it up to Levi while drunk off wine coolers on a camping trip. Suffice it to say, Mercede takes issue with Bristol’s account. “Does anybody really believe a good Christian girl, as Bristol claims to be, would really lose her virginity in a tent?” Mercede seethed on her blog . “I don’t think so. Usually girls want their first time to be meaningful and special,” she said, adding that Palin should’ve called it Not Afraid of Lies . The female Johnston continued to defend her brother after Palin claimed Levi “stole her virginity” in the book and on her recent media tour. As Barbara Walters even pointed out, how can Bristol say he “stole” it when the boning continued for a long time after that tenting session? “After she made those hurtful and indefensible statements in her book about my brother, I decided no matter how uncomfortable I feel talking about this … it is something which I must do,” Mercede wrote July 4. “No one deserves to be accused of such a horrendous thing. Especially not my brother who, believe it or not, truly loved Bristol with all of his heart.” Hopefully, Mercede puts her heart and soul into this Playboy shoot. After Levi’s Playgirl effort, she’s got big shoes to fill. Their parents? So proud.
Dear Very Smart Brotha, I am a young girl who has known this brotha for a minute, met at church, and I look to him as my big brother, even though I have one. He is in the army and only comes to visit every 3 months or so. Recently he came back and we did the regular. Hang out with the rest of the church youth and what not. As he was leaving I leaned in to hug him and ended up getting a kiss instead, on my lips, that lasted for some minutes. I have NEVER looked at him in such way, have NEVER thought of him in such way, all he was to me was someone I could look up to when my brother acts like a jackass. After the kiss, we hung out again, this time just me and him, a day before he went back to base and the expected happened, but we didn’t go the whole 9 yards cos I’m still a virgin (and proud of it too). He said he’s been watching my character since he met me, and looks at me like his little sister, and also a lover….(should I be alarmed?) Continue reading at MadameNoire.com
‘You’re gonna kill yourself, man,’ Margera recalled warning ‘Jackass’ co-star about his driving. By Gil Kaufman Ryan Dunn and Bam Margera Photo: Peter Kramer/ Getty Images A week after attending a memorial service for his friend and “Jackass” co-star Ryan Dunn , Bam Margera sat down for an interview with E! Online to discuss the car accident that took the lives of Dunn and friend Zachary Hartwell and talk about the final message he got from his fellow daredevil. “He was my best f—ing friend in the world. It’s been five days now, and I can’t stop crying, man,” Margera said. “I just don’t think it should’ve been him.” Looking drawn and tired, with wife Melissa Rothstein by his side holding his hand, Margera said the phone call he received about the accident was “pretty much the worst news I’ve ever heard in my life.” The call came while he was asleep in Arizona, with Margera’s friends urging him to get on the line with his brother right away to discuss the news. Sounding and looking a bit woozy, Margera remembered that he was a passenger in a car Dunn was driving in 1996 that flew off the road in the same spot. “He flipped me in a car eight times at the same exact spot in 1996,” Margera recalled. “Thank God I had my seat belt on, because [“Jackass” contributor] Chris Raab put one on me, but my brother didn’t have one on. He flew 40 feet. Thank God he’s alive. But like, Dunn was always a maniac at driving.” Asked to recall the final words he spoke with Dunn, Margera pulled out his phone and read a series of texts the pals exchanged on the night that Dunn drank with friends at a Pennsylvania bar. “Are you all right, need me to come over there and get people out of there?” he read, laughing about a string of jokes the two had shared over the legal travails of former baseball star Lenny Dykstra. “Stopping for a beer, be there when I can,” read the final message he got from Dunn, who was annoyed by the local traffic in West Chester, Pennsylvania, that night due to a local running event. He also revealed that the high-speed crash — police estimate that Dunn was driving in excess of 130 m.p.h. in a 55 zone and had a blood-alcohol level twice the legal limit at the time — was just a block or so from Hartwell’s house. “And he must have just missed the exit,” Margera speculated. “He should have just f—ing turned around, but he skidded out and ran right into a thing … and seeing all these burnt, f—ing pieces of tree … that was tough for me. I went twice.” Asked if the press focus on Dunn’s blood-alcohol level is a “disservice” to the stuntman’s memory, Margera said, “That doesn’t really matter at all. … First of all, I’ll say it about myself, it will take me three beers to even feel normal. If you drink three beers and then three girlie shots, whatever, it has nothing to do with that. He is a maniac in a car. He has a goddamn Porsche and he drives fast.” Margera went on to explain that Dunn’s Porsche was the “lightest one possible,” outfitted with a Lamborghini engine, a turbo booster and nitro boosts, which he said caused the car to fishtail when it sped down the road. “I said, ‘You’re gonna go right into a pole, dude,’ ” he recalled warning Dunn. ” ‘You’re gonna kill yourself, man,’ ” he responded when Dunn joked that he was a race car driver. If he could go back to that night, Margera said he would have told Dunn, “Give me your goddamn keys, you idiot.” Related Videos Remembering Ryan Dunn Related Photos Fans Pay Tribute To Ryan Dunn Ryan Dunn: A Career In Photos
Clarence Clemons 69, of the Bruce Springsteen E Street Band has passed away from complications from a stroke he had last week. “Clarence lived a wonderful life,” Bruce Springsteen said in a statement last night. “He carried within him a love of people that made them love him. He created a wondrous and extended family. He loved the saxophone, loved our fans and gave everything he had every night he stepped on stage.” News of Clemons’ death was first reported last night on nj.com, The Star-Ledger’s real-time news website. “He was the kahuna of surf and soul and a man that had love in his heart and, always, a smile on his face. He was my brother — my musical brother,” said original E Street Band drummer Vini “Mad Dog” Lopez. Spotted here .
So I guess the best diet plan is having your brother-in-law kill off your entire family in some psycho fit of rage…try making an informercial DVD for that…. Sure it’s not as convenient as getting a gym membership, or a nutritionist, a drug habbit, or even to just stop fucking eating, unless it was chocolate flavored laxatives, like you were a teenage girl a month before prom… Cuz this is what Bitch Looked Like on the Beach before that gutter shit went down…. Look at her now…..and even if she’s doing the “look as skinny as you can sucking in your gut pose” she’s still not half the pig she once was…Good times…
Attention, viewers of The Real Housewives of New Jersey . Teresa Giudice has a message for you: Why the heck are you wasting an hour of your life every week watching the scripted drama between a group of wealthy, self-centered, spoiled women? Just kidding. The star of this franchise actually took to her blog today and attempted to shoot down rumors that she and husband Joe are in serious trouble. She wrote: Teresa and her friends lost nine points this week . Joe and I are not getting a divorce. We aren’t separated; never have been. We are happily married. I love him as much as the day we got married. My kids are wonderful. Yes, Gia cried in school one day, but everyone’s been really sweet to her since then and she’s tough, like her mom. I’m so blessed to have my beautiful family! Teresa also wrote that she feels bad for Kim Kardashian in the face of Bret Lockett claiming the two had an affair, while also addressing the topic of her relationship with her brother and sister-in-law: I love my brother and would do anything to have him in my life full-time again. We were so close growing up, and the more time that passes like this, it just breaks my heart. And it is tearing my parents up. We’re their only kids. But I am at a loss when it comes to Melissa. Clearly we can’t be a family if she doesn’t want us to be, and I’ve tried everything I can think of to love her, accept her, forgive her, apologize to her… what am I missing? Hmmm… any kind of shame over how you make a living and exploit your family? Just a guess on our part.
