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Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul… It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos. I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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How Do Burlesque and The Tourist Stack Up Against the Golden Globes’ Worst Musical/Comedy Nominees?

The Hollywood Foreign Press fell down the stairs this morning and accidentally nominated Burlesque and The Tourist for Best Picture on its way down. Sad, but this is the way with the Golden Globes: Weird stuff gets honored, you hit yourself with a coconut , and you laugh about it. But where do Burlesque and The Tourist rank among the worst Golden Globe “Best Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy” nominees ever? Join us for the hideous retrospective.

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How Do Burlesque and The Tourist Stack Up Against the Golden Globes’ Worst Musical/Comedy Nominees?

50 Tweets From the Burlesque/Golden Globes Culture War

This morning’s Golden Globe Awards nominations yielded the customary blend of class, starpower, snubs, and utter pay-to-play WTF -ery that we’re used to seeing every year from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. But one particular film’s inclusion among the contenders has much of the world turning to combat when a deep breath would do just fine: It’s the Golden Globes, everybody! Why wouldn’t we see Burlesque nominated for Best Picture – Musical or Comedy?

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Isaac Mizrahi Recaps Fashion Show: ‘There Was a Drama Over Who to Eliminate’

Isaac Mizrahi, who judges and mentors contestants on The Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection , always has more to say about each week’s results than what we see on TV. (Damn editors.) Since we didn’t catch up with Mizrahi last week, we’re reviewing two weeks of Fashion Show couture with him today — including a dated red-leather tribute to Mary J. Blige, a baggy denim ode to grunge, and one of the weirdest necklines you’ve ever seen.

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Isaac Mizrahi Recaps Fashion Show: ‘There Was a Drama Over Who to Eliminate’