For many of us it’s not really summer until we first dip our toes in the ocean. There’s something about feeling that cool water on your body that makes you feel great. Don’t we all wish we could be feeling what a topless Marion Cotillard is feeling?!… read more
It looks like it’s once again time for us to have a healthy, fun, and meaningful debate. Our topic this time is whether or not Amy Schumer posted a picture of her bush on Instagram or it’s just a trick of the light…. read more
Move over, Kimoji. Amber Rose's “MuvaMoji” is hitting the app store, and it makes you look like Sesame Street. When Kim Kardashian released the second iteration of her personalized emoji collection, fans winced at how blatantly ratchet it was, but Amber's new line is like Kimoji on Viagra. While Kimoji's got Kim twirling on a stripper pole; with MuvaMoji, Amber's buttcheeks eat the pole. Kimoji boasts a close-up of Kim's breasts; MuvaMoji's boobs jiggle. Amber's little icons also include all the literal sex symbols you've been dying to send your crush but couldn't find, like a penis pump, a butt plug, a vibrator and KY Jelly. Because why beat around the bush with an old fashioned wink emoji? What are we, 80?? However, MuvaMoji also makes some pointed political and social statements with numerous rainbow-themed emoji supporting gay rights, a “Free Kesha” icon and another of Bill Cosby holding a sign that reads, “I DID IT.” We don't know how Kim feels about her once-nemesis introducing an emoji app that rivals hers, but Amber has had nothing but sweet things to say about the reality star over the past couple months. After Kim posted a controversial nude selfie earlier this month, Amber was one of the first to rush to her defense. Later, the blonde told Nightline that the two texted all the time and were basically BFFs. Amber even invited Kim to share her personal story of slut-shaming (you know, the sex tape) at the second annual Slut Walk this year. In 2015, Amber hosted the inaugural event in Los Angeles to speak out against misogyny and sexist double standards. We don't know if Kim will accept the invitation or if she'll even download Amber's new emoji, but I'll bet the alleged constant texting between these two just got a lot more interesting.
Olivia Wilde (Cockburn), the wife and baby mom of one of the most annoying dudes who plays himself in every movie, because I guess in his defence, all these actors are just a fucking lie and are playing a version of themselves, they just have the arrogance to let other dudes called directors tell them what to do like the useless aspiring to be rich and famous puppets that they are….I think it’s a chemical imbalance, especially when they talk about it as more than just “I stood around like an asshole for 12 hours, and for 16 minutes a guy had a camera on me while another guy made me run around naked, it was so liberating and powerful and since I was in character I didn’t feel exposed”…or some other garbage that is code for “I’m a fucking whore, but I get paid alot”… Well this whore, Olivia Cockburn, is on a show called Vinyl where she showed her 70s bush, which should be a 2016 bush, because bush is the most natural and amazing thing that tells you where to cum when you fuck a woman…but the Kardashians have made you think hair is bad…because on them, it’s all bad, and saying it is bad, probably gets them paid.. The problem with these screenshots is that the bush isn’t even a real bush, so bitch isn’t even being a liberated, feminist, woman…but we can assume she didn’t want anyone seeing her banged out pussy that got here here, or her dick clit…. Either way, here are some of the screenshots… The post Olivia Wilde’s Merkin for VINYL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look!! More low level actors or aspiring actors who booked one campaign in their lives trying to do the Emily Ratajkowski by getting totally fucking naked… It is not really naked people, it’s art beause she’s posing in obscure poses, cropped tight, holding onto dried flowers / cut flowers…in a brightly lit space…which for the record isn’t art, it’s just an attempt to stylize nude pics in a boring fucking way, with a hipster to match her hair type prop, in efforts to generate some buzz about her and to make her feel as though she’s working towards her dream… Apparently it works…because all it too was these pics for me to know who Carly Foulkes is. Now, I can assure you that I’ll forget her name in 3-5 minutes, but right now, right here, right this second…here’s another girl naked, not spread eagled, to get noticed. It’s a trend….a trend I don’t hate because I like seeing every girl naked…but a trend that makes naked not as exciting as it once was…. The best thing in all this is that if you asked her, she’d say this is a feminist movement…because she’s got hairy nipples…and bush…I’m good with that…even if it does the opposite of pay equity, seeing as models used to get paid 75,000 dollars from Playboy to do this…..and this girl probably got a free uber, if that….maybe a free lunch…she probably provided the fucking flowers…but look at all this press bottom feeding sites like mine are giving her….it was worth it… This is her in 2011 when she PEAKED.. THis is her INSTAGRAM and it turns out she did pay for the shoot – because she is part of the photography team that created this hipster bullshit “art”….. I wonder how long it will take them to get me to take it down because they are pussies and can’t take some constructive mocking.. For the record – my mocking of hipster naked for no reason fake art fake feminism isn’t directed at her hairy nipples , although, I don’t love girls with Hairy Nipples… Because I do love bush…and don’t think bush needs to be considered “feminist” movement or needs to be intellectualized…I just think all girls should have bush, the bigger the better because bald pussy is so fucking Kardashian… If you read this site, you’ll know that bush is my thing, I’ve been advocating it since before I had a site, I’ve had conversations with girls and had girls I fuck or even sext grow out their bush for me, OFTEN, bald pussy is fucking dumb…and Kardashian…. I have also had fights with girls with armpit hair because they are just being trendy and spend too much time on TUMBLR….bush and armpit hair existed when girls didn’t have the right to vote so stop being an asshole about your hygiene you clueless twat….and just grow out the bush and send me pics of it… The fact that any girl gets considered a brave warrior for growing out nipple hair or for being fat…is ridiculous. MORE OF THE PICS HERE The post Hairy Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Lady and She’s Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Rat Cow is the fucking worst, the kind of cunt with zero level of “maybe this is going to end”…because for some reason…she think she’s fucking amazing…despite never really doing anything amazing….all while looking ok…but not that amazing…she’s two years of hype in a fast moving world where people forget about people…even ones they are emotionally attached to and Emrata isn’t one anyone is emotionally attached to…she’s just a set of tits…but a great set of tits…maybe not tits that aren’t even . But she’s got some great fucking tits, and more interestingly, she’s wearing panties where I can see her bush…and I fucking love bush…even on girls who are garbage… The post Emily Rat Cow We Can See Your Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a new feature I call posting a few pictures of idiots I don’t care about, even though I did love Heather Graham’s tits and pussy hair in Boogie Nights because I love big natural tits and pussy hair, something that I am glad the younger, lazy, feminist girls are into showing me, because it makes my sexting on Tinder far more rewarding in a world where I’ve spent the last 10 years dealing with baby bald pussy – thanks to Bros and Kardashians enforce it…when I just want bigger, thicker, pillow in a panty bush…I actually got in a fight with a feminist about her bush just the other day, she ended up blocking me, because I guess she felt like I was mocking her with my excitement of her hairiness, even though I was excited by her hairiness… I digress…this feature will be a one off, and it’s an interactive, leave a comment, but you won’t since NO ONE Is out there… What do you like better Heather Graham Old and in a Tight Purple Outfit Jogging on set…or Karina Smirnoff, not quite as good as the low quality Vodka, but some Dancing With the Stars chick…legitimately doing the cheesiest car wash ever, even though she’s rich and probably doesn’t even take her own tampons out of her vile dancing pussy….yet all of a sudden the girl with three full time cleaning ladies is washing a fucking car in short shorts… To see the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE OR: Karina Smirnoff Washing Cars TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Verdict – they are both winners….because they aren’t street hookers The post Who Won for Best The Paparazzi Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Reality Starlet Left Fuming After Axe From Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Love & Hip Hop Hollywood’s Amberr Laura said she was blindsided by producers who cut her from the show just as she was planning to introduce the world to her new boyfriend, Petey Pablo. Amberr told BOSSIP she’s been loved up with the “North Carolina” rapper for the last seven months, and couldn’t wait to share her new relationship with viewers. “I was kind of holding it for the show,” Amberr said . “He’s a great support system for me. He’s a great match. He’s there for me, and he understands how the entertainment business works. He keeps me grounded.” That was until she found out that she’d been cut from Love & Hip Hop . Amberr told BOSSIP that no one from the show actually contacted her to tell her she was let go, but instead beat around the bush while other cast members prepped to begin filming later this month. And the mom of one laid the blame on former cast mate Milan Christopher , who she said trash talked her to producers and the press. “This man, he knew me from being with my ex,” she said. “He ended up with him, it didn’t work out, and then he decides to slander my name. It disgusted me how far he went to slander a woman that did nothing to him.”