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Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret: A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:35am PST She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret: A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:35am PST She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….

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Kendall Jenner Does Some Mean Girls Bullshit of the Day

Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance… I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cheryl Burke in a Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Milano in Maxim Old Ladies You’d Still Fuck Issue Of the Day

Seeing Alyssa Milano all posing sexy in Maxim is weird to be…not because I saw her hairy arms, she’s had lasered on TV grow up before my very eyes, from 14 to 100 fucking years old, and seeing her try to be sexy makes me uncomfortable, but because she’s 100 fucking years old, and posing sexy, and that in itself should make everyone feel uncomfortable. I don’t care if she’s hot for 100, or not, she’s still a menopausal dried up twat who has no business being half naked… I don’t care how much she works out or how much estrogen she pumps herself with to stay youthful and womanly during “THE CHANGE”.. I don’t care how many obsessed fans are still into her cuz they are freaks and don’t know how to move on in their lives to experience new things, because the old and familiar are comfortable. This should have never happened… But I guess seeing as Maxim is going a dying magazine, it’s only natural to feature actresses whose sex appeal is dying if not already dead…

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Paula Labaredas Makes A Sexy Comeback

It has been a while since I’ve done a post on Paula Labaredas and I was beginning to really miss her. Here she is at the porn documentary “Aroused”. Now I have no clue why she’d attend this event because this beauty has no business being alongside a bunch washed up hoes. Anyway, Paula’s booty is “Grade A” material and deserves to be featured on film in her very own documentary. Or sex tape. Whatever! Call me!

Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like. I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked. Especially not when sober. I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

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Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career…. This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…

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Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that she is showing off nicely, like a good second rate citizen who is old in efforts to still matter…and it is working….

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Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

JWoWW Shows Us Her Good Side

We all know JWoWW isn’t exactly a natural beauty, her face looks like it’s had a rough year, but she happens to possess a couple of things I really enjoy in my females. I’m talking of course about dedication and hard work…. I’m kidding, unless she’s nicknamed her giant fake breasts “dedication” and “hard work”, those things have no business being in the same sentence as this chick. Here she is showing off her big guns at some party the other night. Jump up and down for me.