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Kylie Jenner Shower Video is So Hot, it Actually Melt Your Screen (and Hearts)

Kylie Jenner’s “little surprise gift for the world” on Christmas Day was something so special, it was nothing short of miraculous, indeed. Especially if your name happens to be Tyga. The 19-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star teamed up with photographer Sasha Samsonova on the provocative short video. Their collaboration is pretty spectacular, we must say. Not just because it shows her in various states of undress while in the shower, although no one with a pulse is going to complain about that. It’s the music and artistry of the production, combined with the young celebrity’s real-life love for boyfriend Tyga, that makes it so steamy. In more ways than one. Just wait. Just. You. Wait. Set to music by Niia, it leaves very little to the imagination, but in a way that’s more romantic, emotional and sensual than you’d expect. Check it out and crack a window … it’s gonna be hot: Kylie Jenner and Tyga: Steamy in the Shower! Samsonova, the video’s director, told W Magazine that “the whole deal with this video is that it’s a very personal experience.” “It’s like you’re watching this person from a point of view that has never been seen before,” she adds. “It’s super raw footage.” In other words, what you see is what you get. Kylie’s changing appearance has resulted in much speculation over the years, but no editing or doctoring of footage can be seen here. “As soon as my shoots with Kylie come out, so many people write on my page and rant about how it’s all Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop.” “But the thing about this video is that there’s no post-production work. It’s only cut together. It’s very raw, and we tried to keep it that way.” “No skin retouching, nothing.” No retouching … just touching. Of each other’s bodies. Wow. Are she and Tyga dressed? Yes … for the most part. There are some obligatory shots of Kylie Jenner topless with underboob on display. Primarily, though, they wear t-shirts, albeit very, very wet ones that do a nice job of soaking up the steam and moisture from the shower. By the end, they’re dripping, saturated and topless as they hold on to each other, caressing one another passionately making out. Yes, it’s performance art, but it’s safe to say that the chemistry from the real-life couple plays a vital role in this three-minute masterpiece. You can’t fake that kind of heat. The video, filmed in November in Los Angeles, ironically is less graphic than social media pics in which her boobs are in Tyga’s face . Sometimes, less really can be more. Critics say Kylie gets naked too much for a teenager, and maybe she does, but she’s been in a committed relationship for years. As controversial as Kyga has been since the duo first went public, their passion for each other has endured, even strengthened. It may officially be winter across most of the United States as this video goes viral, but just try telling that to Kylie Jenner or Tyga. Suffice it to say, a decidedly warm, humid front has settled in over greater Calabasas, with no signs of clearing out anytime soon. Good thing, too. We all need this. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time Hopefully this has provided some much-desired warmth as we wind down the cold, closing days of what has been a bitter 2016. A beacon of hope and a national treasure in trying times, Kylie has given us so much to look forward to as the calendar turns. On a side note before we sign off … If and when the long-rumored Tyga and  Kylie Jenner sex tape  hits the open market, we have to ask these dueling questions: 1. Can it possibly top this? 2. Could it make $100M?!

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Kylie Jenner Shower Video is So Hot, it Actually Melt Your Screen (and Hearts)

Kylie Jenner’s “little surprise gift for the world” on Christmas Day was something so special, it was nothing short of miraculous, indeed. Especially if your name happens to be Tyga. The 19-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star teamed up with photographer Sasha Samsonova on the provocative short video. Their collaboration is pretty spectacular, we must say. Not just because it shows her in various states of undress while in the shower, although no one with a pulse is going to complain about that. It’s the music and artistry of the production, combined with the young celebrity’s real-life love for boyfriend Tyga, that makes it so steamy. In more ways than one. Just wait. Just. You. Wait. Set to music by Niia, it leaves very little to the imagination, but in a way that’s more romantic, emotional and sensual than you’d expect. Check it out and crack a window … it’s gonna be hot: Kylie Jenner and Tyga: Steamy in the Shower! Samsonova, the video’s director, told W Magazine that “the whole deal with this video is that it’s a very personal experience.” “It’s like you’re watching this person from a point of view that has never been seen before,” she adds. “It’s super raw footage.” In other words, what you see is what you get. Kylie’s changing appearance has resulted in much speculation over the years, but no editing or doctoring of footage can be seen here. “As soon as my shoots with Kylie come out, so many people write on my page and rant about how it’s all Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop.” “But the thing about this video is that there’s no post-production work. It’s only cut together. It’s very raw, and we tried to keep it that way.” “No skin retouching, nothing.” No retouching … just touching. Of each other’s bodies. Wow. Are she and Tyga dressed? Yes … for the most part. There are some obligatory shots of Kylie Jenner topless with underboob on display. Primarily, though, they wear t-shirts, albeit very, very wet ones that do a nice job of soaking up the steam and moisture from the shower. By the end, they’re dripping, saturated and topless as they hold on to each other, caressing one another passionately making out. Yes, it’s performance art, but it’s safe to say that the chemistry from the real-life couple plays a vital role in this three-minute masterpiece. You can’t fake that kind of heat. The video, filmed in November in Los Angeles, ironically is less graphic than social media pics in which her boobs are in Tyga’s face . Sometimes, less really can be more. Critics say Kylie gets naked too much for a teenager, and maybe she does, but she’s been in a committed relationship for years. As controversial as Kyga has been since the duo first went public, their passion for each other has endured, even strengthened. It may officially be winter across most of the United States as this video goes viral, but just try telling that to Kylie Jenner or Tyga. Suffice it to say, a decidedly warm, humid front has settled in over greater Calabasas, with no signs of clearing out anytime soon. Good thing, too. We all need this. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her 37 Raciest, Sexiest Photos of All Time Hopefully this has provided some much-desired warmth as we wind down the cold, closing days of what has been a bitter 2016. A beacon of hope and a national treasure in trying times, Kylie has given us so much to look forward to as the calendar turns. On a side note before we sign off … If and when the long-rumored Tyga and  Kylie Jenner sex tape  hits the open market, we have to ask these dueling questions: 1. Can it possibly top this? 2. Could it make $100M?!

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Lui Magazine 2017 Calendar of the Day

Lui Magazine made a Calendar…for the 1 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall….. Perfect demo for a titty magazine, turned fashion magazine that posts nude pics of hot models shot by some now famous, always working photographer…. Maybe they are being ironic, like “no one uses calendars so let’s be 90s and make a calendar”….or maybe it is something the EUROs do…but other than a car Mechanic, or an old creepy masturbating dude, these things are obsolete….but fashion nudes of models are forever…so whatever the excuse or angle…good times. The post Lui Magazine 2017 Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year. This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won… Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat.. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. The post Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar… Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse… But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness. This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video… I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything…. The post Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stars Celebrate Part 2 of National Ugly Christmas Day By Getting Theirs ‘Off the Rack’!

“National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day has grown to be an international event,” observes the National Day Calendar…. read more

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Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics, because I asked Genevieve to send them to me weeks ago – and instead she told me to buy her calendar, really bitch? You’re not that fucking important. but yet she thinks she is…and doesn’t realize she needs all the help she can get to be relevant in this tail end of her career… She is old and desperate and I guess has been working out – because she’s far less fat – so she figured she might as well monetize or maximize her naked body – at 30 – before it’s too late for anyone to give a shit – since people already don’t give a shit…and she’s likely not making all that much money – so self produce a calendar with your photographer boyfriend and hope for the fucking best…and I guess we should all encourage her and be happy she didn’t wait until she was 35 to do this… The fact is she looks better than ever and should be naked at all times – not because she’s a sex worker, even though bikini models are close to being sex workers, but because all women should be naked at all times so that I can stare at their clits….clits you can’t really see..in these pics…but I’m sure she made the fortune from all her fans buying these….very naked but still not naked enough – calendars in an era where the calendar is pretty obsolete…with pussy pics – with no pussy in them – TRAGIC…but I guess she hasn’t fully thrown in the towel yet, still has a few more fails to go before the sex tapes…I’m ready…and staring at the great tits until that happens… The post Genevieve Morton’s Nude Calendar for One More Hurrah of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day

I like to call Lea Michele a transgender because transgenders are fucking weird and I hate having conversations with people defending them – as it’s clearly a mental disorder – and dressing like a chick, pretending to be a chick, using it to your advantage like the Williams sisters – or Lea Michele…totally fine…but the second you go too far with hormones, cutting off genitals and all that other shit…you’re in a whole other realm of weird and broken…not that I care if a motherfucker turns his dick into a vagina, but I’m not going to celebrate it…. The only good thing about the mainstreaming of sex vs gender / tranny vs transgender is co-ed bathrooms I can follow girls into – listen to them shit and jerk off like a normal person… I dont’ think Lea Michele is transgender, she was just jew faced and I guess got some fillers and work done and looks human now…not to say jewish people aren’t human…I mean I could have called her anything with a big nose faced – but we live in a world of hate – let’s target one specific group…. I do think that her underboob is pretty good times – in a world that is empty and that doesn’t have real issues that we should focus on – we should stare at them…it’s what RUSSIA wants you reality show filled idiots to do… I’ve heard that Lea Michele has no friends…and if she wears her bathing suit – I am willing to change that…she deserves to have love songs sung to her….instead of always being the one singing love songs to her dead fiance….. Enough of this brilliant rendition of a blog post…no one cares about. A video posted by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:06am PST The post Lea Michele Underboob To Prove She’s a Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day

Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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