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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day

Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do. There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special. But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker… This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones…. The post Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Testifies For Meek Mill’s Probation Hearing — Says She’ll Make Sure He Stays On Track

Nicki Minaj Testifies For Meek Mill Nicki is being a real ride-or-die for her boo-thing Meek Mill. The rap diva appeared in court today on Meek’s behalf, hoping to help sway the judge to keep her man out of jail while she helps him stay on the straight and narrow. Meek faced a judge earlier today to determine if he violated probation with his recent appearance at the American Music Awards. Apparently he didn’t receive the proper permissions before deciding to follow Nicki to the ceremony. Meek’s lawyer used the rapper’s relationship with Nicki as part of his defense, insisting that the he is very serious about making her his bride , and insisting that she wouldn’t consider marrying a “criminal or bum.” Nicki was right on hand to let the court know that Meek can get on the right track — if left in her care. Via TMZ : Meek’s freedom is on the line, because he violated probation by failing to get permission to leave Philly for the AMA’s last month. Permission is required since he’s on probation for gun and drug charges. Meek’s lawyer told the judge his client seriously wants to marry Nicki, but she said nothing when she testified on his behalf. She did acknowledge they’re in a romantic relationship. Nicki did say she’d like to have a private sit down with Meek and the judge to prove he’s a changed man. Nicki said the judge would be impressed with Meek’s charity work and his frame of mind. She also said Meek’s kind of a nimrod when it comes to scheduling trips, and if she was put in charge of his calendar there wouldn’t be another problem. Meek is currently her opening act. Nicki and Meek have some convincing to do. At one point the judge said out loud, she felt like Meek was thumbing his nose at her. The case was recessed for a week … Meek could be sent back to the big house, worst case scenario. Welp, nobody can say that Nicki’s not down for her man! She’s willing to handle his calendar herself and make him stay home if need be to keep him out of lockup. We’ll see if this strategy works…

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A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar… But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful.. I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”… These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty… The models are: Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes… The post A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid is Day 2 Of Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar of the Day

Porny and Disco Gigi….for Christmas / Holiday / Since Christmas is racist.. Obviously the second day at Love Magazine’s advent calendar is Gigi Hadid…a model who looks like a regular girl…but who everyone loves…because she’s affiliated with a Jenner, and has managed to have a legitimate “career”…thanks to having a lot of instagram followers and a model mom who is just as big of a fame whore as Kris Jenner…she’s on the Real Housewives show… It’s like LA is a magnet for these aspiring sugar babies…and they have babies…they pass on their vain, disgusting, materialistic, moraless, prostitute to the rich personalities to… I think Gigi is all hype, mocking the modeling industry, but with anything with a vagina, getting naked for validation and cash, I still approve.. I mean shs’s a young slutty rich kid…nothing wrong with that…I mean other than her personality, but who cares about that…we don’t hang out with her.. Check out Love Magazine and Theri Domination of December with everyone and anyone relevant half naked in lingerie …. HERE The post Gigi Hadid is Day 2 Of Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 5 Nude Actresses From Thanksgiving Movies

Gobble gobble! It’s almost turkey time in America, and what better way to celebrate than with some plump breast meat and drumsticks? The ladies on this Top 5 list have all appeared in movies that take place at Thanksgiving, and all give us something to be thankful for!

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Skin Links 11.24.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lizzy Cundy pops a titty on the red carpet ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Elsa Hosk naked in black & white ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Chelsea Ferguson wins Snapchat ( egotasticallstars.com ) Take a bath with Lena Moore ( boobieblog.com ) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stuns in workout clothes ( thenipslip.com ) Have yourself a merry little whatever with the Whisky Advent Calendar ( doubleviking.com ) Playboy model Stephy C has perfected the side-by-side pose ( steakwood.com ) Jennifer Lawrence needed a few drinks to shoot her sex scene with Chris Pratt ( fleshbot.com )

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Colton Haynes May Have Just Won Halloween Forever

We still have multiple days until the calendar flips to October 31. But we’re just gonna go ahead and call it right now: Colton Haynes just won Halloween. For this year and possibly every year going forward. The former Teen Wolf and Arrow star, who impressed fans when he went out as Princess Fiona in 2014, celebrated the annual holiday early this past weekend. By dressing as Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Where does one even start in praising this outfit? The wig? The makeup? The bodysuit? The cape and leotard? The exposing of that single nipple? “So freakin excited about Halloween this yr…gonna be hard to top my costume from last yr but I think it’s about to happen 🙂 #tbt #PrincessFionaMissesYall #ThisWkndWillBeEpic,” Haynes teased on Instagram last week. Fans were left to wonder how Haynes could possibly top the aforementioned Fiona ensemble… but that question has now been answered. In emphatic fashion. As you cycle through other impressive celebrity costumes below, the only question that now remains is this: The challenge has been extended, Heidi Klum. How will you and your collection of amazing Halloween costumes respond?!?  View Slideshow: 25 Celebrities Who Totally Rule at Halloween

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Colton Haynes May Have Just Won Halloween Forever

We still have multiple days until the calendar flips to October 31. But we’re just gonna go ahead and call it right now: Colton Haynes just won Halloween. For this year and possibly every year going forward. The former Teen Wolf and Arrow star, who impressed fans when he went out as Princess Fiona in 2014, celebrated the annual holiday early this past weekend. By dressing as Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Where does one even start in praising this outfit? The wig? The makeup? The bodysuit? The cape and leotard? The exposing of that single nipple? “So freakin excited about Halloween this yr…gonna be hard to top my costume from last yr but I think it’s about to happen 🙂 #tbt #PrincessFionaMissesYall #ThisWkndWillBeEpic,” Haynes teased on Instagram last week. Fans were left to wonder how Haynes could possibly top the aforementioned Fiona ensemble… but that question has now been answered. In emphatic fashion. As you cycle through other impressive celebrity costumes below, the only question that now remains is this: The challenge has been extended, Heidi Klum. How will you and your collection of amazing Halloween costumes respond?!?  View Slideshow: 25 Celebrities Who Totally Rule at Halloween

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