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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Camera Shy

Kim Kardashian isn’t normally one to shy away from the camera, but for some reason that’s exactly what she’s doing here. Covering her giant ass with her hand is just embarrassing. I’m pretty sure that even if she had one of those giant foam hands you see at football games she wouldn’t be able to hide that massive thing. She’s getting up there in age, maybe her genetics are kicking in and she’s finally lost control of that thing. It was a good run, but everything must come to an end.

Where is the Runaway Train on the New Unstoppable Poster?

So Fox has unveiled the first official poster for Tony Scott’s long-gestating runaway-train thriller Unstoppable , featuring Denzel Washington and Chris Pine as an unlikely duo charged with halting said train — loaded with chemicals, natch — before it jumps the rails, barrels into a bus full of children and/or achieves any number of other cataclysmic scenarios. All of which raises the question: Where’s the train?

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Modern Family Tapes Gay PDA Episode in 3, 2…

Last May, Modern Family creator Steve Levitan promised that his comedy’s gay couple Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) would tackle their PDA phobia head-on in a very special season two episode… that is finally about to be taped. While details are still being kept secret, star Ed O’N eill revealed that producers rejected the scenario he suggested. “My idea was Christmas,” O’Neill joked. “But go right to oral sex. You know, in the easy chair by the tree with Christmas carols. Maybe the camera outside, amber light, snow gently falling, some soft moaning. And we go out on that.” [ E! ]

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AnnaLynne McCord Has Nice Jugs

Get it? Cause she’s lugging around a big jug of milk? Maybe that joke was a little too high brow for you guys, I’ll dumb it down next time. Anyhow, forget about the stupid milk and focus on the fact that AnnaLynne McCord is walking around in a little skirt and she’s looking good doing it. Not to mention that because her hands are full she’s not able to blow retarded kisses to the camera like she usually does to annoy the hell out of me. Good thing for small miracles.

Annalynne McCord’s Tight Body Is Awesome

AnnaLynne McCord has got to know by now just how much I hate it when she blows retarded kisses to the camera, this is the female equivalent of the douchebag camera point. Luckily for her, I can force myself to overlook it because she’s an incredibly hot piece of ass. Seriously, look at her in this tight dress, that ass would fit perfectly in my hand. Did I say hand? I meant mouth. I’m not kidding either, if you don’t believe me call AnnaLynne’s agent and set it up. I’ll bring the camera and maple syrup. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

Bullying Inception Fans Turn Wrath on 11-Year-Old Movie Critic

We at Movieline know a thing or two about the tsunami of bile that accompanies even the slightest dissent from the cult of Inception — the taunting, abusive, bullying, emphatic hate ignited by a negative review. And then along came Jackson Murphy, a/k/a “Lights Camera Jackson,” an 11-year-old online movie critic who dared to take his own Inception disappointment live on CBS. All I can say is, “Welcome to the club, Jackson!” And also: “Who the hell are these people?”

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Kanye West’s ‘Power’ Video Mixes The Spiritual With The Sexual

The 90-second clip delivers on director Marco Brambilla’s artistic promise. By Jayson Rodriguez Kanye West Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images Kanye West debuted his “Power” video Thursday night (August 5) on MTV, leaving fans to interpret the rapper’s vision in the Marco Brambilla-directed “portrait.” The 90-second visual was a digitized still image, in which Kanye West was decked out in a black T-shirt and the same flamboyant jewelry he wore during this year’s BET Awards . The video began with the chanting of the gospel-tinged record, and while the image of West was still, the camera pulled away from the digitized fixture to reveal multiple women, some saints and some sinners. The video was rife with religious references; Brambilla said the rapper admired his previous efforts, which combined sexual overtones with religious imagery. “I instantly connected to the themes on the album,” Brambilla told MTV News of West’s yet-untitled next LP. “The whole idea of celebrity, the idea of power, the idea of sensuality in it, there’s sexuality in it as well, and those were all kind of themes that I’ve explored in my work before. Once I heard the album, that was what clinched it, and I felt very much in tune with the message behind the music.” Toward the end of the brief clip, the camera pulls away to reveal imagery of West with decorated woman, who were placed adjacent to the rapper and who also stood upside down. The production climaxes with an all-black background with the word “Power” across the screen. “I’ve always wanted to do something that would visualize power, to do a portrait of what power would look like in a sort of timeless way and being able to have him framed in that portrait,” Brambilla said. “Essentially doing a video portrait of Kanye as a symbol of power was very consistent with my art practice and what I explore in my artwork.” What did you think of the “Power” video? Let us know in the comments!

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Even Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Bored

Britney Spears just isn’t doing it for me anymore, I’m sorry princess, but all she does is walk around getting frappuccino’s at the mall in boring mom outfits. Short shorts are meant to be right up the chick’s ass are they not? These pictures are a good example, walking around with a bunch of fat security guys, looking at the camera, smiling for the camera, doing nothing for the camera. I’m bored already. Normally she at least lets us look at her wonky nipples and even they seemed bored with the whole thing.

Kim K’s Bikini Holds on for Dear Life

Filed under: Kim Kardashian , Beauty , Hot Bodies , Paparazzi Photo Kim Kardashian and her trademark badonkadonk went for a leisurely stroll on the beach in Miami this weekend. Kim couldn’t help but crack a smile for the camera. Read more

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Taek Jho Low and Paris Hilton

Taek Jho Low is somewhat of a mystery man who has been spending a massive amount of cash at clubs around the world and is rumoured to be an adviser to some international corporations and then appointed to the board of Malaysian bank UBG Berhad last year. Always one to welcome the camera, Paris Hilton took part in a mini photo shoot on a boat in Paris, France today (July 15). The 29-year-old heiress was wearing a bright pink dress with a large diamond snake bracelet, tights and high heels as s

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