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Cameron Diaz’s Sexy Little Poncho

I haven’t found ponchos sexy since the early seventies, back when Cameron Diaz was about fifteen, but for some reason I kinda like these shots. Here she is walking the streets looking surprisingly fresh and beautiful for a woman her age. Sorry, that sounded a lot like an ad for Vagisil . Anyhow, I guess she’s happy in her relationship and all that crap… Or maybe she’s just going through menopause.

A Brief History of the Word ‘F*ck’ on Saturday Night Live

This past weekend, Cee Lo Green, riding high on his hit song “F*ck You,” was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live . His appearance resulted in a sketch in which music executives contemplated how to promote his song with such a glaring expletive in the title, which was really a riff on SNL itself contemplating how to let Cee Lo Green sing his ever-popular ditty on live television. The word was danced around this past Saturday, but never uttered. But! During the long history of SNL , that word has made it out to the live audience on more than one occasion. Here’s a brief glimpse at the cast’s strange relationship with the F-word.

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Green Horny Weekend: Theater Report 1-14-11

Big budget superhero flick The Green Hornet and Ron Howard ‘s romantic comedy The Dilemma filled up mainstream theater screens with non-nude cinema fare. But luckily limited release indie flicks Barney’s Version and Every Day came through to save the weekend with quality T&A. The Green Hornet Cameron Diaz keeps her costume on in The Green Hornet , so if you want to take the sting out of that non-nude appearance, go pick up the 1996 flick Feeling Minnesota . You’ll be feeling something else when you check out the rare glimpses of Cameron’s T&A at the 3- and 26-minute marks. The Dilemma Jennifer Connelly and Winona Ryder are showing de-nada in The Dilemma , so if you want to see Jennifer nude, fast-forward to the 1-hour, 26-minute mark of the 1990 skinstant classic The Hot Spot , where her mamtastic melons are on display on the beach. To see Ms. Ryder’s sliders, check out her one and only topless scene an hour and 50 minutes into 2007’s Sex and Death 101 . In this class, Winona has a C…cup! Barney’s Version Nude in theaters, Minnie Driver and Rosamund Pike costar in Barney’s Version. Ms. Driver keeps her minnies covered, but an hour and 18 minutes in, Rosamund’s rightie makes an appearance in bed with Paul Giamatti . And at the one hour, forty-minute mark we even get some bonus boobage from topless Sandra Lavoie . Nice, but where’s the X-rated version? Every Day Also nude in theaters, Carla Gugino stars in Every Day . She shows off her bikini body in the pool about 45 minutes in. But the real action comes at the one hour, eight minute-mark, when Carla gives us a peek at her bare butt getting out of the pool in her first nude scene since she turned the 2005 flick Sin City into skin city. Now there’s an ass you really could look at every day.

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The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=67791″> Cameron Diaz brought her long, lean, fit, old lady body I’d fuck, even if it’s not quite what it once was, because it’s better than most old lady bodies I see, maybe because she decided to be vain and not have kids, you know spending her millions on herself, living the good life traveling and partying and fucking various men, while all the other girls she went to high school with live the suburban hell life….but a face can’t always hide the hard living, the thousands of loads it has had dripping off its chin, botched botox, sun damage and a 40th birthday…Not that that doesn’t make her just as erotic as she once was, if anything the experiences that have tainted her ass, make her far more appealing, like choosing the veteran hooker over the fresh faced teenage runaway, only the masturbation version, that is if you can jerk off to a bitch in a red dress, which you can, cuz you grew up on comic books and Green Horney Hornet is all the porn you need….before realizing Seth Rogan is in it….cuz he fucking sucks…

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Cameron Diaz Almost Flashes Some Sideboob

Here’s Cameron Diaz at the premiere of The Green Hornet the other night showing off her muscular super fit old chick arms. Alright she’s not that old, but the definition in her arms is freaking me out a little bit. How come my blogging arms aren’t this cut? I use them practically every day to get out of bed, to lift my laptop and to apply moisturizer to various parts of my body so you’d think they have some sort of muscularity. Strange. Anyhow, Cameron looks good for a woman her age. Enjoy.

Hoy In Mi Gente News: A-Rod & Cameron Diaz Look Mighty Official In LA

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez were spotted heading out to lunch on New Year’s Day in L.A. Guess these two are finally comfortable having their relationship public. You think he’s gonna put a ring on it. Pacific Coast News

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Hoy In Mi Gente News: A-Rod & Cameron Diaz Look Mighty Official In LA

A-Rod and Cameron: Their Future’s So Bright

Filed under: Alex Rodriguez , Cameron Diaz , Paparazzi Photo Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz sported his and hers trendy shades while out and about on New Year’s Day in Los Angeles. There’s something about … a good pair of sunglasses. Read more

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Fashion Face-Off: Khloe Kardashian vs. Cameron Diaz

Khloe Kardashian and Cameron Diaz have something on common beyond their affection for professional athletes. When the former isn’t posing for photos with Lamar Odom, and the latter isn’t dining with Alex Rodriguez , Khloe and Cameron are rocking a new fashion trend in Hollywood: the turtleneck dress. Which of these stars wears it better? That’s up to you to decide. Compare, contrast, consider and vote now:

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Sinbad is Still Alive of the Day

I know this isn’t anything to jerk off to, unless you are real fucking strange, but it is 7:30 in the morning and I’m still drinking with some idiots and figured that before I pass out in a holiday stupor that may leave me dead, I might as well post something relevant for the world to remember by in the event that I do end up dead and to me the only thing relevant in life is Sinbad, there’s just something so powerful about him running up to random people and hugging them like he was still famous and people actually cared to run up to him to hug him. It amazes me that he was famous, he had sitcom’s and record deals and was at the top of the world for a minute, and it must be a real blow to someone’s ego when no one gives a fuck about you, so that’s why you gotta take back what was once yours, whether bitch wants it or not….So this picture is really rape, socially acceptable rape and I’m not talking date rape, but hugging rape, which is not criminal but can be as emotionally damaging, at least when the random hug comes from Sinbad….

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Cameron Diaz is Still Hot of the Day

There’s just something about Cameron Diaz…Something magical….Like memories of the first time I had anal sex with my first girlfriend in the back of our highschool during gym class cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant that no matter how much time goes by, it never gets old and is always nice to reflect by trying to violate yourself in the corner while your wife is taking a shit. If you know what I mean and if you don’t I’m trying to say she’s amazing, weathered yes, but amazing.

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