Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself. You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that. I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE CLICK HERE
Another great week in SKINtast gratification, starting out with Mr. Skin Hall of Famer Anne Hathaway getting naked in Rachel Getting Married (2008). Bonus if you have an armpit-shaving fetish. Next up we’ve got Wendy Delorme getting tit ular as The Final Girl (2010), and way up close and personal with Judy Minx . Vanilla Sky has accidental skin from both Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz ! Finally, get a glimpse of bare breast from Amelie star Audrey Tautou in Dirty Pretty Things (2002). See pics after the jump!
Think the latest string of Lea Michele bikini photos are revealing? You, dear readers, have not seen anything yet. The Glee star poses for a Terry Richardson spread in the latest issue of V Magazine, becoming the latest beauty to ditch most of her clothing in front of the controversial photographer. “My friends call me Grandma, but, like, Grandma’s killing it right now. I’m pretty sure Grandma nailed it in a half-naked Terry Richardson shoot, okay?” Michele jokes in the accompanying interview with Mary H.K. Choi. But there’s nothing funny about this photo. It’s seriously sexy! Drool over Michele and others who have stripped down for Richardson – from Kate Upton to Lindsay Lohan to Miley Cyrus – now: 13 Scantily-Clad Celebrities Posing for Terry Richardson Open Slideshow 1. Lea Michele for Terry Richardson Whoa there, Lea Michele! The actress bares a whole lot in this Terry Richardson photo. View As List 1. Lea Michele for Terry Richardson Whoa there, Lea Michele! The actress bares a whole lot in this Terry Richardson photo. 2. Kat Graham on All Fours Kat Graham poses here for Terry Richardson. And looks darn sexy while doing so! 3. Kim Kardashian for Terry Richardson Kim Kardashian poses here for Terry Richardson. She is promoting her family’s clothing collection. 4. Paris Hilton Bondage Pic Paris Hilton poses here for Terry Richardson. She’s ready for some bondage, folks! 5. Disturbing Miley Cyrus Photo Miley Cyrus touches herself in this photograph. We’re very disturbed by it. 6. Azealia Banks and Lady Gaga Azealia Banks and Lady Gaga in a cool photo. These two aren’t so cool nowadays, from the sound of it. 7. Naya Rivera Photograph Looking good, Naya Rivera! The Glee star shows some skin here in a photo for Terry Richardson. 8. Kate Upton Nude Pic A gorgeous, gorgeous pic of Kate Upton nude. Ho. Ly. 9. RIhanna Smoking Pic Rihanna for the new issue of Rolling Stone, in an outtake photographed by Terry Richardson. 10. Cameron Diaz in Lingerie Holy smokes! Cameron Diaz poses in black lingerie for Esquire in this amazing photo. 11. Lindsay Lohan Gun Pic Lindsay Lohan points a gun in her mouth. Provocative imagery there by Terry Richardson and the actress. 12. Cleaned Up Ke$ha Wow. Looking good, Ke$ha! The singer Tweeted this photo of herself, sans makeup, which was snapped by Terry Richardson. 13. Lady Gaga By Terry Richardson Lady Gaga as photographed by Terry Richardson. His new book on her comes out Nov. 22 from Grand Central Publishing. Talk about a must-have.
American Apparel has done it again. The company – known for making provocative statements in order to drum up business – came out last year with a T-shirt that featured a menstruating, masturbating vagina . And just when you thought it had reached the apex of inappropriateness, a retailer on New York City’s East Houston Street debuted the following mannequin early this morning: That is A LOT of pubic hair. An employee at the store featuring this dummy said the look is meant to convey “rawness and realness of sexuality” and has been released now in time to increase sales for Valentine’s Day. Because nothing says I Love You like a giant bush, right? We know Cameron Diaz is down with this mannequin. Are you? React to it now: So gross! So funny! It sends an important message View Poll »
It’s safe to say Castle did not ring in the new year with one of its lighter episodes. Quite the opposite, in fact, as Castle Season 6 Episode 11 featured an arsonist-turned-murder, a majorly charred corpse and the seemingly real possibility that Espo would miss the birth of his child. Because he’d be dead. “Under Fire,” in fact, featured both Esposito and Ryan fighting for their lives, engulfed by flames in the basement of warehouse. A secret , sub -basement, that is. How did they get out? We’ll never tell. Watch Castle online now for the reveal:
To those who have been living under a rock for the past few days… we hope it’s a really warm rock. But this just in: it’s cold outside. Really cold. Downright freezing, in fact, due to a weather phenomenon known as a Polar Vortex . What is that, exactly? Watch the following video for details, but all that really matters is this: it’s pretty much the exact opposite of Kate Upton . How are celebrities handling such weather, which is affecting nearly every region of the country? Let’s find out, Twitter style… Polar Vortex: What Is It? Joan Rivers : It is so cold here in New York, this morning while my dog was licking himself, his tongue froze to his crotch. Jimmy Kimmel : A #PolarVortex sounds like something Mr. Freeze would use to destroy Gotham City… or a new flavor of Powerade. Steve Martin : I’d like to apologize for calling Polar Vortex winter. It’s actually more of a spring. Cameron Diaz : I want to thank all the peeps that braved the #polarvortex to come to the 1st signing of @TheBodyBook at @BNBuzz I hope you enjoy the it Andy Cohen : #ColdAsBalls Vanilla Ice : I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S FREEZING COLD HERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA, I DON’T LIKE THE COLD. LOL BRING BACK THE SUN AND THE FUN. Elizabeth Banks, finally, sums up this week with one simple photo:
If you find this Granny doing her best Miley impression oddly erotic, than you are probably just odd…because her raspy hard smoking voice…reminds me of my elementary school janitor…and that dude was up on some Freddy Krugger level pedo shit…but I do like seeing that old birds can still have some fun when all else has died in their lives except them.
Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse women in their 40s who think they are still 20… This entire thing offends except for her shorts…those I kinda like To see the rest of the pics click here
Blue is the Warmest Colour (2013) is finally hitting theaters, and drawing controversy for its lengthy and explicit scenes of taco tapping between Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos . If ten minutes of gorgeous French actresses knocking knuckle sandwiches is wrong, then we don’t want to be right! It’s in limited release in New York and LA, skipping right over the hairy palms here at Skin Central in Chicago, even though this is clearly were the magic happens. The Counselor (2013) opens wide this weekend, with Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz intermingling with corrupt lawyers and drug cartel big shots. 50-minutes in, Cameron takes her panties off under her dress so she can “fuck” Javier Bardem ‘s car, but it may be the work of a body double since we never quite see her face in the same shot. More after the jump!
