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Pharrell’s Fiance’s Amazing Titty Slip is the LOLZ of the Day

This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women…. That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics…. Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….

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Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days…. Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

Cameron Diaz’s Shitty Nip Slip of the Day

All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days…. Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicki Minaj To Make Film Debut In ‘The Other Woman’

Nick Cassavetes movie will star Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. By Gil Kaufman

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Rebeca Yunen Finke: Dating Alex Rodriguez?!?

Out of the Yankees lineup until at least the All-Star break, Alex Rodriguez has a lot of free time these days. And we now have an idea of who he’s been spending it with. Diario Libre reports that the washed-up third baseman has been dating a 24-year old named Rebeca Yunen Finke for about six months. She’s an honors graduate student Business Administration from PUCMM (Pontificia Universidad Católica Madre y Maestra, a Catholic university in the Dominican Republic. Rodriguez and Finke spent all of Saturday together, as he touched down in her native land in his Gulfstream IV and was picked up by Rebeca’s father art the airport. A-Rod has previously been linked to celebrities like Cameron Diaz, Torrie Wilson and Madonna. He’s really bad at baseball and may have used steroids last year . Again.

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Notable Returns: Celebrities Who Dated White Before Coming Back To Black

Celebrities Who Dated White Before Going Back To Black They say once you go Black, you never go back. But what happens when you go White? Well, these celebrities had no problems going back to Black boos after dating White people. So without any delay, here are the some people who went white…then went Black.

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How About Some Shailene Woodley Spiderman Nerd Shit for the Virgins of the Day

Shailene Woodley, the new Mary Jane…because Kirsten Dunst is better suited to play a drunk 40 year old meth addict…because she is a drunk 40 year old meth addict…..is on set….walking to the diner where her character works….while filming the Amazing Spider-man 2 in New York….and that shit must make you virgin loser fan boy comic book weirdos go fucking nuts…like you must have climaxed all over your pants before you made it to the bathroom to whack off…cuz you mom hates when you do that in the living room while bushing her hair…you fucking weirdo….cuz all things comic books fuck with your orgasm threshold…you weirdo.. Shailene Woodley is not all that hot…but she is 21, so by default she’s a babe…. She’s from a show called The Secret Life of an American Teenager….which happens to be the ONLY show on TV that has given me a shout out in the last 5 years….I mean other than the occasional stolen joke…. Here are a few things I could find of her….to kinda hype her up a little and give you something a little better to jerk off to than her walkin around set….you fucking weirdos…I am just trying to make you feel a little more normal…. Here she is in a bikini for The Decendents (the movie not the band) Here she is in some magazine shot by Drew Barrymore….missin’ the mark….but pics none the less….

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Karolina Kurkova is GIving Me Boners at and Event of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…

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Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon Together in Bikinis of the Day

I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party…. I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce…. I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from…. Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this…. Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton on Jimmy Fallon of the DAy

Kate Upton was in a horribly awkward interview with Jimmy Fallon, who is known for Horribly awkward interviews…that people apparently watch….which is beyond me….but then again….Kate Upton being a covergirl…is also beyond me…..because she’s chubby, sloppy, and not hot enough to get all the hype…especially when I see her interacting with people….with a personality that is not charismatic at all… I think the highlight of all this is watching her cover her belly strategically….she knows what’s up….that’s how she got so popular…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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